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Jamie

@frankamateur.bsky.social
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Lives in Redcar. Works in Leeds. Does stuff in mysterious ways.

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Jamie @frankamateur.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
@alistaircoleman.bsky.social cat? www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
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Labrador-sized big cat could be reintroduced into wild in UK within two years
Wildlife experts have said lynx could be the answer to managing the UK’s deer population
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Jamie @frankamateur.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
You'd never catch me falling for some click bait tosh ... On the other hand
Clickbait ad for Travel Patriot about Tommy Steele and his infamously repulsive mansion in <checks notes> Middlesbrough
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
They’re done on day 2?! This conclave could have been an email x
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Phenom-Enna (dir. Dario Argento, 1985) @hiddenbonusnoise.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Just lifted the toilet lid and discovered a fly in there. Obviously going to have to put a spider in the toilet to deal with the fly situation but I'm a bit worried about the escalation. Where would I even purchase a horse in this economy?
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
look it hasn’t worked the last 15 times but maybe *this* time a round of cuts to essential public services will lead to economic growth and prosperity
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Jamie @frankamateur.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Fabulous. No better way to celebrate the day.
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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This year, for Lent, I’m giving up
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Simpsons Itchy & Scratchy land episode: Lisa runs into Homer and Marge's room with Bart in a wagon looking dead. She yells "mom dad! Pope Francis passed!"Bart wakes up and announces "that's right - passed another peaceful night in hospital!"
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Matthew Hodson @matthewhodson.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Keith Haring died of AIDS aged 31 on 16 Feb 1990. One of his last works, Unfinished Painting, was deliberately incomplete, reflecting the devastating, unquantifiable loss to the arts due to AIDS. #LGBTplusHistoryMonth
A square canvas. Only the top corner is filled with Harings distinctive figures, rendered in Lavender, the rest is blank.
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Jamie @frankamateur.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Roses are red and better than sex www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Whitby rescue will neuter feral cat and name it after your ex
The initiative at Whitby Wildlife Sanctuary is to mark Valentine's Day.
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Lilian Edwards @lilianedwards.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
This is still the finest moment in legal video history
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Jamie @frankamateur.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
If you are making a claim about _money_?
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
We're now beyond picture 4.
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rob @robpatrick.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Musk having so much money, and therefore power, always reminds me of "Treehouse of Horror II" where Bart is omnipotent and everyone has to bend to his will or suffer horrifying consequences
 AND DID I MENTION THAT
 THE MONSTER IS A
 53 YEAR OLD BILLIONAIRE? 
 QUITE A TWIST, HUH?
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Very British Problems @soverybritish.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Trying to remember the last time you ate something that wasn't on a cling-filmed plate in the fridge.
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Techpriest @techpriest.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Rare opportunity to post this lol
Dumpling alignment chart
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
You, boy, what day is it? Is it bins?
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Jamie @frankamateur.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
<does giddy dance> think I've finally found @michaelglasper.bsky.social 's Christmas present
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Jamie @frankamateur.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
@andyparmo.bsky.social klaxon
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Chris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
SIMPLY HAVING A
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Father McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech. Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
Sun flag looking like it's giving a boat captain a back rub.
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Lewis Goodall @lewisgoodall.com · 21/11/2024
John Prescott was a politician both behind and ahead of his time. Considered too bluff and old Labour to reach to the very top in the 90s, today his authenticity and class credentials would have been perfect to fight Farage and populism. Labour needs more like him.
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Jamie @frankamateur.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
For some reason I immediately thought that @andyparmo.bsky.social must have posted this.
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Fran @frans199.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Morning! Whatever you do today, just do!
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Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 13/11/2024
I've done the B&B picture as a gif, but trying to upload it to Tenor gives you worrying google account access alarms and even ignoring that it still got stuck trying to process it. So check it out on b3ta b3ta.com/board/11412911 or the other place
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hu huh, huh, hhhh, let that sink in.. huh huhhh hhh
Dammit Butthead, where is everyone? you said X was the place to be.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Oh dear, now we need a new Archbishop of Canterbury AND a new James Bond, and pretty soon it'll be time for another Willy Wonka and a new Doctor Who. To save energy they should all be amalgamated into a single new character called Archdoctor Bondwonka.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 12/11/2024
So many people leaving the other place, not long now until it's just Elon and Trump replying to bots
Because and Butthead as Elon and Trump
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
This this THIS
Post by artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet, reading "no i don't want to use your ai assistant. No i don't want your ai summary of reviews. No i don't want your ai feature in my social media search bar (???) no i don't want ai to write my paper, to make my art, to edit my pictures. No i don't want ai to learn my shopping habits. No i don't want ai to analyse my data. I don't want it. I don't fucking want it i am going to go feral and eat my own teeth stop itttt
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Born this day 1957, Australian musician writer and actor, Nick Cave.
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Jamie @frankamateur.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
This would be nice in your bonglo @andyparmo.bsky.social
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Her: For once I’d like a man to just sweep me off my feet. Me: *𝘴𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘒𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘒𝘪𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥*
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Jamie @frankamateur.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
One for the folder @ronfleasley.bsky.social
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
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Jamie @frankamateur.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
I never know what my 90YO dad is up to until there is a broadband outage. "MY YOUTUBE IS BROKE AGAIN". Told him it was an area-wide fault. Then I checked his viewing history. He's currently watching a lot of Chinese saw-mills in action. Loves it apparently.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
Confused? Angry? Humorless? Try... NOT REPLYING! Always an option! You don't have say things! Try it when... -Joke you don't understand -Thing you don't experience -Only know some words -Normal selfie but you have a boner NOT REPLYING: It may be for you!
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
Cup that says I [square block] unicode
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Did the Mayor from Jaws write this?
A newspaper article insisting that a shark sighting is no cause for panic
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/08/2023
welcome to bluesky! here are some ground rules we all follow: * no joke-y death threats. you have to follow through * you can sell prescription pills to one another but only on "whacked out wednesday" * if you're a lawyer you have to start every post regardless of subject with "as a lawyer,"
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 18/08/2023
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 14/07/2023
This is one of my favorite comics because I’ve heard from several people who successfully put out oil fires because of it xkcd.com/1890
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
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regular steve albini @electricalwsop.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
IT'OFF! TELL HIM IT'S OFF, NO DICK CONTEST, IT'S OFF!
screenshot of twi tweets where Elon Musk calls Mark Zuckerberg "a cuck," and then challenges him to s "literal dick measuring contest." screenshot of a headline announcing the death of a billionaire during penis enlargement surgery
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