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The Content Apologist

@contentapologist.bsky.social
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 7m
*WITH ED MILIBAND*
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At the hospital for my pre-cataract removal assessment. They've put drops in my eyes to widen my pupils.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
'I'M REMOVING MY PRONOUNS...FOR AN HOUR'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not at all sure about the triple presenter setup on this year's #Strictly
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Have to say, it's brave of the BBC to have professional dancers who are better known than the supposed 'celebs'... #Strictly
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Bold Strategy Cotton - Dodgeball
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*Me, trying to work out who the 'celebrities' are on #Strictly*
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
'AH THOUGHT AH WERE GREAT!'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All this furore over Macklemore makes me think if he'd just stuck to presenting 'Holiday' with Judith Chalmers, all this unpleasantness could have been avoided... #OneForTheTeenagers
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If your timeline is full of Michael Elphick and Neil Morrissey, you're Boonscrolling.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*Me, running round after Milo with kitchen roll in a fruitless attempt to stop him ralphing up over the front room carpet AGAIN*
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
'Vegetable rights and peace'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TFW when an internet rando liked 14 of your Bleets one after the other, but then doesn't follow you.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@oddthisday.bsky.social Roses are Red, Dylan wrote 'My Back Pages',
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
TFW you do a #QualityBleet and then realise there's a typo.
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Pauline League: Distinctive Character Look
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
27 years since them slags blew the Moon out of Earth orbit. Still freaks my nut out to this day. #Space1999 #NevetForget
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Space1999 Breakawayday
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Whaddya mean it's "Not in Word List", @nytimes.com?
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#GarySambrookMaxxing
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Released OTD 1985 'A View To A Kill', featuring Grace Jones as assassin May Day.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's nice when fanboys finally get to meet their hero.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's very surprising; he always seemed such an affable chap when he presented 'Holiday' for the BBC... #OneForTheTeenagers
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Temu Top Gear.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
'I like both fags AND oysters'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
'I think you're what I would call PAELLA; that's when you're not really prawn OR chicken, but a bit of both'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*Farage to his aides as he attempts to deal with the latest crisis*
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Cartman Thrown Under The Bus in South Park
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Hello is that Yellow Pages? It's JUST possible you might be able to save my political life..."
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What with the #BayeuxTapestry exhibition opening today, I've been thinking about Saxon resistance on the Isle of Ely where they had an anti-capitalist non-binary commune led (in a non-patriarchal way) by Hereward The Woke. #NoYOUEffOff
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Same energy.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Are you even Gen X if you didn't think one of the lyrics to Uptown Top Ranking was 🎶🎤'Semi in my pants and Ting'🎤🎶?
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pinch punch first of the month
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wearing a baggy black tee today, chums; now have a burning desire to write a terrible debut novel.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cerise Radio Rentals.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A Japanese referee's last match got an unforgettable send-off: a player yanked off his shirt just to earn one final yellow card from him.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
'I've just done an Executive Order; I'd give it five minutes if I were etc etc.'
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Monkey Pirate Drummer's Unimpressed Performance
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
'HEEEEERE'S RONNIE!'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
At your Ring doorbell cam like
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oi you lot; where's my card from all the lads on the Ark Royal, then?
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In the '90's, it was The Screaming Trees; now, it's the screaming knees.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
USA Vs. Greenland
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"PETRICHOR..."
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Shawshank Redemption: Iconic Rain Scene
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BOTD 1959, American musician and singer-songwriter "Weird Al" Yankovic.
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@oddthisday.bsky.social Roses are Red Argument is best done with Logic and Reasoning,
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
'Blind Date' (ITV, 1985-2003)
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
'We saw you across the bar and liked your unfunny midwit vibe'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
'Geordi La Forge, you've changed'
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The Content Apologist @contentapologist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Today's entry in 'Morrissey or Gordon Jackson - You Decide'
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