Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026mail me a thousand dollars or else whip crame in ur sneakers 2163
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨Pete Willis @petewillis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026have you tried turning it off and then never turning it back on again 1745
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026[Daft Punk voice] Burger Keeper Warmer Longer 2245
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before 633307412
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026chewing on an avocado pit like it's a jawbreaker at a job interview 3036934
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Did you ate strong cheese? 18471151
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026david's latest nature doc 141813236
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026trying to make new friends as an adult 108115452044
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 04/09/2026i for one am glad the earth is finally building up the strength to kill us all 0708
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'd like to apologize for about half of the bad things I've done 1101
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨Anton Markwart @antonmarkwart.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The resistance will need coders to take down our AI overlords! 152
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 30/08/2026i take this out every time someone tries to use the word weird like it's the same as being a literal criminal 11568329
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 29/08/2026i don't know who needs to hear this but go fuck yourself 451369266
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨ceej @ceej.online · 27/08/2026one of my elbows has slowly become drier than the other. which I assume is fatal 5862752
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 16/08/2026If you for some reason wish to knit The Garment, here you go www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...ravelry.comThe Garment pattern by Robert ColeLet the Garment envelop you; experience its heft and splendor. 6275
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 10/08/2026the vultures at conowingo dam will let you get however close you want, they just like to hang out 2154
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes 11157391075
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 02/08/2026 2758248
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026When you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride? 592049365
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨Emilius Duckberry @emiliusdraws.bsky.social · 04/08/2026#3416 Cannot be stopped! 017443
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 31/07/20261. Ahem… alt text? 2. A lot of users suffer from various anxiety disorders. Framing use of this app as a competition may sound like a fun goofy thing but will result in untold suffering. 251012
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨Jamie @late2stuff.bsky.social · 31/07/2026when you think you’re at the top of the mountain but when you reach the crest you see another, littler mountain perched right on top, but higher nonetheless 1451
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨hi their BOO! @mikemay.bsky.social · 26/07/2026hour 4 of being sent back in time without realizing it: oh my god everyone's already posted these memes before im so boooorrredddd 082
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I once saw a skittle break free of its exoskeleton and double in size 311012
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 25/07/2026reading one post and saying "wow" and then logging off 1354
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨Leigh Loveday @leighloveday.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I just don't think I should have to put up with this level of disrespect 191026304
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨Errai @errai.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want 121348525
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨jerk @jerk.concretevr.live · 19/07/2026how come when you go sit outside there is always An Insect approaching you 6501
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD! 2756981618
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨cameron @detect.northsky.social · 15/07/2026what are the spirits of the dead gonna do? kill me while I'm shaking ass to europop? 1811
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨🔺 @cursedsynth.bsky.social · 09/07/2026what types of crabs are friends with each other? i wanna know about their factions 1181
Reposted by Faux 🌈🍄✨weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/07/2026When one door closes, another opens. It was a trap door. You awaken to find yourself in a pit. You try to climb out but the walls are mossy and slick. 2728952
![me: i feel kinda good today
! hour later:
[old guy sleeping in hospital bed]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreidu5lpkyuvylk4lwegomn757ktlvernf5cpynlhk3zvz2erwfj3fe)
![fruitgushers on tumblr: "when the ghost of a 2000s emo kid tries to contact you via captcha"
[captcha box: "halp meh"]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiddjqria3mihqhbupyncg54tvlbvs4mopg3zw3di5oxg5mz2ajjfq)
