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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 4m
🥁 American Lady! Don't eat my lu-unch American Lady! Listen to my cruuunch 🎸
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 18h
I've never felt more akin to Swan Boy than this strip
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 20h
if u are in Toronto please hmu, I am sad in the winters and love tea and parallel play
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
New scratcher for baby :3
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
NOW IS YOUR CHANCE!!! CARPE DIEM!!!
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bing dot com how to deal with strong feelings of affection when your crush is at work...
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
guys helppp, my roommate is trying to tell me my name is Fartnugget 🥺🥺🥺
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.”
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
A little extra maple syrup in my yogurt and granola >:)
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 27/09/2026
Wouldn't it be amazing if you could [VERB] on the Moon? That's where we come in. Moon Verbers. You deserve to [VERB] on the Moon.
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
squeeze a significant amount of mustard into your keyboard and report back to me
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lauren "aevisaris" sixregrets @sixregrets.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
i would have expected robots to be relatively mustard-proof by now
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
the font colour and size choices mean I read this as SH*T on your HOT DOG BAD DECISIONS at first
AI ad for a condiment that has large green and purple text
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Collection: Veggie Handsome grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/77/#c...
WEB PAGE: FORUMULA: 
NightOfTheGunther: yeah, as others have said, gentleman agriculturalist is obviously fake lol. like do you think the coiffed guy in the photos is really getting his hands dirty picking a cabbage? too bad because i do agree with most of what he says about being gentlemanly and irresponsible goverment spending.
WEB PAGE: HUNK PHOTO:
Search, Home, Featured Hunks, Best-Selling Hunks.
The page displays a photo of The Gentleman Agriculturalist with the Hunk Photo watermark. It is titled, Dreamboat Silver Love Farmer with Pepper from the collection Veggie Handsome.

Options to the right say, Buy this photo: $1.25, and Buy collection, $3.99.

Text with accompanying photos as the bottom of the page says, Collections you may like:
Handsome Business Illness. Hunky Hunt for Holiday Green. Suave Docs/Dreamy MDs. Leatherworking Cutely.
Grassy glares at his screen and says, "Four dollars. That's what it costs to lie."
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most days I am grateful to be where I am now, but lately my heart is sore and my hair is dry and I have all-new body image anxieties
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
“all visas are votes to somebody, you fool i sell not your deserted lot” — #fridgle 41 fridgle.net/p/5oD
fridgle.net
fridgle
daily fridge poetry toy
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Mousecow @mousecow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tail inspection time! #EverybodyLovesMousecow #ScampiVonMonkeyface #AndMissyToo
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am scared of own ass
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
oughhhhh 3 beers is too many beers
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
15 Classic Parental Phrases
A sepia photograph of a stern woman  in an apron and a sad little girl. The woman's arms are crossed, and the girl is clasping her hands in front of her. Text reads "Parents Had A Saying For Everything In The 70s! - Can You Complete At Least 15 Classic Parental Phrases?" A large green button reads "Start Quiz".
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
that's her. that's the baby
baby (9 year old) tabby cat lying in a sunbeam with her kicker toy
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
15 Classic Parental Phrases
A sepia photograph of a stern woman  in an apron and a sad little girl. The woman's arms are crossed, and the girl is clasping her hands in front of her. Text reads "Parents Had A Saying For Everything In The 70s! - Can You Complete At Least 15 Classic Parental Phrases?" A large green button reads "Start Quiz".
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's important to understand that a good chunk of prominent "AI experts" are mere sci-fi LARPers
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s not a foot note. And I’m seeing too many people trying to render the issue a “normal political moment having to do with regulations we might want to do anyway.” No. The engine of the movement is people who think super intelligent robots will murder us when they’re able to. Deal with it
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Terri @terriclarke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It took me a second to realize these garage dogs were real, live dogs.
An interesting build where someone has run a fence across their open garage door with blue green and red cutouts for each of their three dogs with their names displayed as well as words like woof, arf, and bark. The dogs each have their heads sticking out their respective cutouts and are staring silently
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
1. Package is sent to an address that hasn't been used in 8 years. 2. The tracking ID from UPS says the receiver has moved and "we are trying to locate a new address". 3. I call them with the new address. 4. They say they can't help because you have to do it yourself online for a $7 fee.
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tummy hurt? Salivating? Ears clogged? Throat sore? You may be Cameron
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RECCANTI is the new PDF @reccanti.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
9/20/2026 reccanti.art/little-guys/...
6 panels:

Panel 1: Shadow the Hedgehog looks bemused as a voice from off panel says "And so I think you'll agree that the situation has changed"

Panel 2: Ska Vape Shadow extends his neck in a swoopy-doo and holds a lease "The lease only calls out emos, but as you can see, we're ska now"

Panel 3: "By the way, I'd also like to introduce you to my associate, "Ska Jon Arbuckle". We see Emo John Arbuckle covering up his most emo attire with a checkered bowler hat and a sports jacket, though you can still seem some of the emo stuff sticking out underneath "Can I take this off yet?" he says, to which Ska Vape Shadow replies "shh!"

Panel 4: Still bemused, Shadow the Hedgehog says "Can either of you pay rent?"

Panel 5: Nobody talks

Panel 6: Shadow slams the door shut
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 20/09/2026
My uncle remarried this weekend! Outdoors, park pavilion rental, potluck, homemade cake. She wore a brooch that belonged to his late wife. Love is real
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Kiyara ΘΔ Hagfag @kiyara.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mom says it my turn with the legs!
maned wolf with bush dog legsbush dog with maned wolf legs
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Hunter @holybible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
burger months
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
just finished Barry S04. wow
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
UNREASONABLE INTERNET MEANIES: it's not that serious lmao, touch grass [flashback to high school] BULLY: your ass is grass, homo! [flashback ends] ME: *smirking* heh. *touches my ass* UNREASONABLE INTERNET MEANIES: it's not possible! the chosen one?! *they dissolve. it is very dark in my cave*
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 16/09/2026
yeah
Tabby cat lying on her back in a sunbeam, her head close to my pillowSame tabby, lying face-down on her side with her head smushed into the sheets
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remember our beloved former PM?
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hot hormone tips for overheating at mild temperatures?
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Gordon Skramzy @gordonskramzy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It rocks that every news article anymore is like "this deranged Marxist leftist anarchist wants your kids to be Palestinian terrorists" and then it's accompanied by this picture.
Ms Rachel
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 15/09/2026
Big Walk rescheduled, time to ???
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Olivia Guest · Ολίβια Γκεστ @olivia.science · 15/09/2026
The disgusted Barbie meme: she's looking down with bulging eyes and pursed lips
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/09/2026
for two months, I've been flying drones over Flock cameras to situation them in space and geography; I even got my commercial drone license in order to do it. I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance: recordsofenemysurveillance.com
image of a residential intersection with one red car driving across it and a baseball field in the backgroundblack and white dithered image of two red squares around the flock cameras in the previous image, on either side of the intersection
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 15/09/2026
sometimes Avery makes her whole face disappear
Back of a tabby cat's tiny head, resting on a catnip kicker toy on my childhood play quiltSame cat from the other side. You can see that she's nuzzled her whole face into the quilt, completing the transformation of her head into a pom-pom
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is what a mermaid would wear if she grew legs and had 10 minutes before the event to raid the closet of an eccentric and elderly minor British noblewoman
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Blind Cat Rescue & Sanctuary, Inc @blindcatrescue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Adopt a Less Adoptable Pet Week! 🐱💙 Seniors, black cats, those with medical needs, and bonded pairs are often overlooked. They deserve love too. Adopt, share, or support your local shelter today! #AdoptALessAdoptablePetWeek
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Raccoon in the sky @seebo429.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh! Oh! The cool thing that Rankin MacInnis did was have each of the guest singers pick a cover song and AND! Have their kids pick a song. So they went from Purple Rain directly into Metal Mario 😂
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 14/09/2026
I changed my pillowcases (6) but not my sheets/duvet cover. I am sleeping on top of the duvet with clean pillows and counting this as a win
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cameron @detect.northsky.social · 14/09/2026
A girl who proudly brought me two toys from the Hidden Top of Fridge (secret toy cache location for almost a year)
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 12/09/2026
If you showed up at Defcon and gave talk about how your autonomous malware did something unexpected and damaged someone else's computers, the first question from the audience would be "Why are you so shit at making secure sandboxes?" It wouldn't be "How are you so awesome at making hacking tools?"
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iNaturalist @inaturalist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pollinators are struggling in a lot of places, but no scientist can be everywhere at once. September 12 is Butterfly Big Day, a worldwide day of heading outside to notice local butterflies — and helping protect them through community science.
A small orange butterfly perched on a bright yellow flower. Overlaid text reads: "If you're seeing this, go photograph a butterfly (good luck, you got this)."
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The Ferrari Lab @theferrarilab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You better believe I brought my emotional support puppy to work today.
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