Reposted by Idiot KitchenNostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 10hbull dozer = "sleepy cattle" earthripper = badass, respects the machines power 1111
Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 7htaint tattoo that says "If you can read this, flip me over!!" 130
Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 10hsorry I didn't tell you beforehand but that blunt we just smoked was actually a Sprigatito we chopped up into nugs 020
Reposted by Idiot Kitchen🎩🦐☕️🏰🍚🪸🪸🐚 @theshrimpening3.bsky.social · 23hHairless, cadaverously pale German guy eating a bunch of bowls of beef stew in a darkened room 2151
Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You're telling me "Arena Grand" is a pop star and not some place where they do gladiator battles 050
Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026getting ready for my first day of college by scrolling Urban Dictionary so I'm prepared for all the depraved sex acts my peers will discuss 070
Reposted by Idiot KitchenGNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 29/09/2026mfw I’m told I’m not on the VIP list at the Nutmeg Tavern 062
Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026⚠️𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐓 ⚠️ your fly is down repeat, your fly is down 360
Reposted by Idiot Kitchenglow moss @tolecrien.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When the poison heals the skeleton >>> 49518
Reposted by Idiot Kitchenfree Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 29/09/2026Simpsons theme has too many notes happening too quickly, Danny elf man should have chilled the fuck out 1101
Reposted by Idiot KitchenLloyd’s Soil @toil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i used to care about 16mm film… now i only have need for a 16mm wrench 081
Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026gas station cashier told me any time they have a problem they make it into a riddle and tell Gupp it's an important quest and he does whatever it is without further discussion 130
Reposted by Idiot KitchenDamien Hellgangster @cowboybebop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026u can find me sippin lemon-lime 121
Reposted by Idiot Kitchenmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Matching speed with an ice cream truck doing 70mph on the highway and leaping onto it with a cutlass between my teeth 115726
Reposted by Idiot KitchenVillein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026there's a secret restaurant at super nintendo world where they kill clean and prepare pikmin right at your table 1644
Reposted by Idiot Kitchen ً @zan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026IKEA be like Skungendårgen is back in stock!!! 061
Reposted by Idiot Kitchenbudum @budum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They should invent a mind that’s still active and inquisitive after work 0121
Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I always get the words calliope and zoetrope confused even though one is a contraption and the other is a doohickey 060
Reposted by Idiot KitchenNostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026just saw a job listing for "Penetration Tester" um.. sign me the fuck up!! 1161
