Reposted by @altie-a-alterson.bsky.socialCage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 131105472100
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026CNN Breaking News: Senator Running Against Candidate that Replaced a Different Guy with Ties to Hasan Piker Embroiled in Pay For Play Donation Scheme 000
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me in the morning: so did you automatically update overnight to the latest vers… iOS: phone’s haunted Me: what do you mean haunt… iOS for the next hour: phone’s haunted. verifying version… (spin spin spin) 000
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“Piker’s Bulge” sounds like name of a Civil War battle. 010
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Mr Simpson, a Heisman Trophy winner and NFL record setter, … 000
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Low key obsessed with whatever movie is half described above this TNG listing. 110
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026So is the legacy media just going to pretend the ass box never existed? 000
Reposted by @altie-a-alterson.bsky.socialjpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 30/08/2026Stolen from discord memes channel 111333394
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 19/08/2026My phone. On silent mode no less. Just started playing Apple News Today with no obvious way how to shut it off! 000
Reposted by @altie-a-alterson.bsky.socialIt's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Wait, so everyone is twelve theory already had a name? 242942562
Reposted by @altie-a-alterson.bsky.socialEmanuel Maiberg @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social · 17/08/2026We put a tracking device in a shipment of rare books acquired by an anonymous buyer. It ended up at an Amazon facility where the company scans books for training data and destroys them in the process: www.404media.co/we-tracked-a...404media.coWe Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training FacilityWe placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. 391572915
Reposted by @altie-a-alterson.bsky.socialCaptain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"Say goodbye to all of this... and hello to oblivion!" 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' made its debut in UK cinemas on this day in 1975. 1626152939
Reposted by @altie-a-alterson.bsky.socialMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026lmao 23111323328
Reposted by @altie-a-alterson.bsky.socialNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Analysis | Whether Haley Stevens or Abdul El-Sayed prevails in the Michigan primary, it’s a disaster for Democrats. 1454135
Reposted by @altie-a-alterson.bsky.socialBrawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027 158363726432
Reposted by @altie-a-alterson.bsky.socialBen Abrahamse @babrahamse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026"it's not you, it's the establishment" 2363
Reposted by @altie-a-alterson.bsky.socialPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The New York Times wouldn't let me write about the Age of Diarrhea so I had to do it myself.stringinamaze.netWelcome to the Age of DiarrheaThe future is not knowing what ails you 513172659
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Holy fuck. The divergent reactions to this cartoon are some sort of cheat code into understanding why the liberal/progressive coalition is such a dysfunctional shitshow. 0121
Reposted by @altie-a-alterson.bsky.socialAriel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026MAINE CHARACTER SYNDROME 442558344
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026David Lynch’s Weekend at Bernie’s 000
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Are Fried Shrimp Socialists the new Limousine Liberals? 000
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026A pet theory: Today’s shitty world is the result of the 2008 financial meltdown. The 2008 financial meltdown was largely a result of treating non-Gaussian distributions as Gaussian. The 20 percent cap on As at Harvard show our elites learned nothing. 000
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026If you’re in line to quit that weird concert, stay in line. 000
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Billionaires: Barely conceal their boners as they describe how eager they are to replace their employees, who they clearly fucking hate, with glitchy robots. Media: “Why is everyone so down on the economy?” 000
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Guy Fieri actually seems kind of fun and I don’t understand the level of vitriol against him. 000
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026King: I wrote the Dead Zone as a cautionary tale… GOP: We have finally installed the president from the Dead Zone! 000
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Dear Potato Grower Magazine, I never thought it would happen to me… 000
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Nobody seems to really understand that petroleum and/or corn are in everything and if either of those get interrupted the whole modern world goes into shock. 000
Reposted by @altie-a-alterson.bsky.socialDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 18/03/2026... of that last half-century, upstream of virtually any other problem that you can identify, and yet in mainsteam political discourse we *never talk about it*. It's the biggest, most salient political fact of all, just sitting there, looming, and no one fucking speaks it aloud. 213335419
Reposted by @altie-a-alterson.bsky.socialDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 18/03/2026I know I've said this a trillion times but I have to say it periodically to keep from going insane: The right ran a huge, well-funded, & ultimately successful campaign to completely take over political media & the infosphere more generally. This is by far the most important political development... 19989942484
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Best way to get a raccoon out of your garage? 000
Reposted by @altie-a-alterson.bsky.socialaltie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 17/03/2026 001
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Happy St Patrick’s Day Let me celebrate by reminding one and all of this banger… www.irishtimes.com/culture/tv-r...irishtimes.comHarry and Meghan: The union of two great houses, the Windsors and the Celebrities, is completeAfter Harry and Meghan, the monarchy looks archaic and racist. Well duh 100
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Are we going to start doing the thing where we claim every Iranian we take out was the #3 man? 120
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Always torn here. After years of seemingly unbeatable Glonzo based pandering by the GOP, Trump came in an declared them soft on Glonzo and completely detonated their establishment. This is funny. The dignity wraith-ing is also funny. Probably not good to encourage it though. 000
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 06/03/2026You buy one lousy sexplane on the company dime and they fire you? 000
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Remember when George Bush couldn’t name the leaders in a bunch of hot spots and the people whose literal job is to explain what’s going on in the world chortled about how they wouldn’t be able to do it either then nothing happened and none of them had even a moment of self reflection? 000
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 25/02/2026In the TV Game of Thrones universe we really never see the worst of winter. Is that ever going to change? Do the books do this too? 000
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Is it just me or was Canada the big line, the Bennett line and a bunch of guys wearing the Harry Potter invisibility cloak? 000
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Canada going with an all asshole line: Wilson / Bennett / Marchand 000
Reposted by @altie-a-alterson.bsky.socialaltie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 20/02/2026White Shoe law firms go brrrrr! 001
Reposted by @altie-a-alterson.bsky.socialFactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein: "I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words." 16545441274
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Please for the love of god stop posting RFK JR / Kid Rock clips. My timeline looks like the search results for “gay meth house” on PornHub. It’s images so there isn’t a good way to mute it. 000
altie-a-alterson.bsky.social @altie-a-alterson.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Tom Wilson getting ragdolled by a Frenchman is such a joy to watch. 000
Reposted by @altie-a-alterson.bsky.socialNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Whether it’s Barack Obama, putting Dijon mustard on a hotdog or Vladimir Putin poisoning a political rival with frog toxins, both leaders have a colorful history of using strange substances. 12910108
Reposted by @altie-a-alterson.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 15/02/2026Barstool Sports Spins Off New Literary Journal theonion.comBarstool Sports Spins Off New Literary JournalCHICAGO—Seeking to expand beyond sports coverage into radical new forms and expressions, Barstool Sports announced Monday that it would soon launch Confluences, a literary journal featuring book revie... 646628
