Reposted by Fiat LukeKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 6hEvery ad for Microsoft Copilot is "you know you're a complete fuckup at work, but we can make you look like you actually know what you're doing" and, uh, I guess they know their customer base? 1742744
Reposted by Fiat LukeGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon 811206774619
Reposted by Fiat LukeLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4093509110566
Reposted by Fiat LukeIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Why do I keep scrolling. What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already 521731300
Reposted by Fiat LukePatrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026new wolfenstein looks like shit 299125382470
Reposted by Fiat Lukeceej @ceej.online · 29/08/2025Purchase in the NEXT FIVE MINUTES to unlock the secret chord that pleased the lord (a $49.99 value) absolutely free!! 2074575
Reposted by Fiat LukeThe House of Pod @kavehmd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I like to rile up my friends who Golf by arguing that it’s NOT a sport. This might be escalating too quickly. 9552
Reposted by Fiat LukeMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides. 6548251127
Reposted by Fiat Lukeweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You can't just decide to "go full Walton Goggins." He has a team of people making his hair look that way. 822824
Reposted by Fiat LukeInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Staying informed is one of the most important things you can do. 34123899
Reposted by Fiat Lukeslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026do these pants make my ass look like an undecided voter 2569
Reposted by Fiat Lukeceej @ceej.online · 03/10/2024Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died 11495322816
Reposted by Fiat LukeDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 261185494906
Reposted by Fiat LukeDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Once again it is October, king of all months 1046462
Reposted by Fiat LukeDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 14098461642
Reposted by Fiat Lukedr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts 3568441674
Reposted by Fiat LukeThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows... 199113322171
Reposted by Fiat LukeCage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 131105522101
Reposted by Fiat LukeThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.comNSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular MuppetsPORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll told reporters Monday that he was struggling to improve upon the raw sexuality of th... 282133395
Reposted by Fiat Lukeda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026GUESS WHAT ? - dashare.zone ADMIN 025851
Reposted by Fiat Lukeda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/09/2026DID YOU JUST SHOW INTEREST IN A TOPIC IM OBSESSED WITH????? "DA SHIRT " - GET @ dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN 030861
Reposted by Fiat LukeInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is the dream our forefathers fought for. 6564271304
Reposted by Fiat Lukespleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It was the what the fuck are we even doingest of times... 245086
Reposted by Fiat Lukeironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[crappin’ my ass off on the toliet] *unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns 1297796
Reposted by Fiat LukeThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 25/09/2026Quiz: how should you vote on the Alberta Separation Referendum (sponsored by the Alberta Government)thebeaverton.comQuiz: how should you vote on the Alberta Separation Referendum (sponsored by the Alberta Government)The Alberta Referendum on potentially leaving Canada is less than a month away. And as part of the Alberta Government’s advertising campaign to inform Albertans on their options, the government has sp... 1315132
Reposted by Fiat Lukemerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay 103553478
Reposted by Fiat LukeGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sorry but this is beautiful 4548039
Reposted by Fiat Lukelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world 434436786
Reposted by Fiat Lukec3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin 14178712105
Reposted by Fiat LukePeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Jake Tapper (moderating the 2028 Dem primary debate): Final question. Do you renounce the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar? Pete Buttigieg: I renounce it. Kamala: I renounce it. AOC: I renounce it. Gavin Newsom: I will be deploying the National Guard to Greenfield on day one of my administration. 353639416
Reposted by Fiat LukeThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-… 892933433
Reposted by Fiat LukePeter Adamski @peteradamski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...theglobeandmail.comSuzuki says Carney driving Canada ‘into a ditch’ on climateSuzuki said he now feels he was ‘wilfully blind’ to Carney’s promises of action on climate 02514
Reposted by Fiat Lukeweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107322534
Reposted by Fiat LukeGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Really eloquent writing here bud! It’s a wonder the screenwriting career never panned out. 822615134
Reposted by Fiat LukeThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Seniors are being arrested protesting Mark Carney's complete capitulation to the oil and gas industry. They're wearing pictures of their grandchildren 18535223
Reposted by Fiat LukeJen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Alas, I'm toning down my profanity in every-day conversation (and the classroom). That said, I cannot resist reminding you all of this seasonal tradition. "It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...mcsweeneys.netIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersFor the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads. 1426348
Reposted by Fiat Lukeceej @ceej.online · 21/09/2026See here how The Stance has entered his body and his mind. The Stance infests him. The metamorphosis is complete 782481231
Fiat Luke @fiatluke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Think of the billions who were born, lived, and died without ever once having a Danny Go! song stuck in their heads 000
Reposted by Fiat LukeSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191533872
Reposted by Fiat Lukeceej @ceej.online · 20/09/2026I think we need stronger laws against celebrity abuse. they’re stupid, and weak. it’s not sporting 721512
Reposted by Fiat LukeSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us 9186811871
Reposted by Fiat LukeJoyce Carol (p)Oa(s)tes 😱 @basicchunnel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026An inspiration to all of us 319614
Reposted by Fiat LukeJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again 504059635
Reposted by Fiat Lukecait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19/09/2026if you don't think the computer is alive you just haven't used it enough. you just haven't done it right. you just haven't done enough research and read enough posts by other people who think the computer is alive. if you just used it more you would agree that it's alive 271436175
Reposted by Fiat LukeThe Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 19/09/2026Carney government promises upcoming "Operation Strike Destroyer" legislation won't discourage future strikesthebeaverton.comCarney government promises upcoming "Operation Strike Destroyer" legislation won't discourage future strikesOTTAWA — After multiple labour sources warned that the Federal government would likely be issuing binding mediation legislation as early as next week, Mark Carney personally assured Canadians that eve... 9425143
