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Fiat Luke

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 3h
Shut up!
"GE warns its toaster may grow human arms and shoot you with a gun" Ok that sounds like their fault. They should do something about that
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/12/2023
I'm sorry I disappointed you on this free app
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 16h
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Chicken WingDings 🇵🇸 @ebridget.bsky.social · 22h
Ms Rachel from the top ropes
From Ms Rachel's account on Threads, she writes, "CORECIVIC, a company that makes hundreds of millions locking up KIDS in immigration detention
has a PAC that's sending campaign checks to Senator Susan Collins of Maine.
Susan Collins chairs the Senate committee that writes ICE's budget.
ICE is CoreCivic's customer.
The company gets paid out of a budget she controls, and it pays into her campaign."
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Rebecca Brückmann @historleans.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day!
Old but classic meme, screenshot from Facebook. Person A: "I'll keep observing Columbus Day. Thanks." Person B: "What do you do to 'observe' Columbus Day? Get lost in a grocery store looking for spices?"
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 12/10/2026
Socialism is mostly about liking the right movies
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/09/2024
Hey, it’s great to meet you! I actually kind of have a thing for older women. :) No, I don’t mind kids, how many do you have? Oh, wow. No, not at all, the more the merrier. What do you mean your living situation is complicated? A shoe, you say. Huh. Well, what’s your philosophy on child discipline
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Every ad for Microsoft Copilot is "you know you're a complete fuckup at work, but we can make you look like you actually know what you're doing" and, uh, I guess they know their customer base?
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Fiat Luke @fiatluke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I also taught The Marrow Thieves by Cherie Dimaline and A Monster Calls by Patrick Ness when I used to be a Jr high teacher. Both good.
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Fiat Luke @fiatluke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I love China Mieville, and his younger-geared books (Railsea, Un Lun Dun) can be a decent intro to his adult work.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why do I keep scrolling. What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/08/2025
Purchase in the NEXT FIVE MINUTES to unlock the secret chord that pleased the lord (a $49.99 value) absolutely free!!
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The House of Pod @kavehmd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like to rile up my friends who Golf by arguing that it’s NOT a sport. This might be escalating too quickly.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can't just decide to "go full Walton Goggins." He has a team of people making his hair look that way.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Staying informed is one of the most important things you can do.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
do these pants make my ass look like an undecided voter
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/10/2024
Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Once again it is October, king of all months
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
PORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll told reporters Monday that he was struggling to improve upon the raw sexuality of th...
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GUESS WHAT ? - dashare.zone ADMIN
A PERFECT SKELITIN ANGEL CHILLEN WHILE A TON OF OTHER SKLETENS ARE WATCHING THEM AND JUDGEN THEM AND THERE DOING THERE BEST OR ,HONESTLY ABOUT HALF OF THERE BEST, BUT THERE DOIN SOMETHING AND THATS GOOD I THINK, AND DA TEXT SAYS "THEY TOLD ME, YOUR NEVER GONNA MAKE IT, YOUR ALWAYS GONNA BE A FAILURE, DONT WASTE YOUR TIME, QUIT WHILE YOU"RE STILL AHEAD, YOU WONT SUCCEED, DONT TRY ,,,,, GUESS WHAT? THEY WERE RIGHT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
DID YOU JUST SHOW INTEREST IN A TOPIC IM OBSESSED WITH????? "DA SHIRT " - GET @ dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A BLACK SHIRT OF A SERFING SKELATIN "DID YOU JUST SHOW INTETEST IN A TOPIC IM OBSESSED WITH ?" AND ITS IN DA OCEAN , AND DA SHIRT IS FROM DASHARE.ZONE , AND IF U READ DA ALT TEXT ON MY POSTS YOUR SMART , HOT , AND EVERY ONE SHOULD APPRECIATE YOU MORE, AND PAY ATTENTON TO YOU MORE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It was the what the fuck are we even doingest of times...
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[crappin’ my ass off on the toliet] *unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 25/09/2026
Quiz: how should you vote on the Alberta Separation Referendum (sponsored by the Alberta Government)
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Quiz: how should you vote on the Alberta Separation Referendum (sponsored by the Alberta Government)
The Alberta Referendum on potentially leaving Canada is less than a month away. And as part of the Alberta Government’s advertising campaign to inform Albertans on their options, the government has sp...
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry but this is beautiful
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jake Tapper (moderating the 2028 Dem primary debate): Final question. Do you renounce the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar? Pete Buttigieg: I renounce it. Kamala: I renounce it. AOC: I renounce it. Gavin Newsom: I will be deploying the National Guard to Greenfield on day one of my administration.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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Tom Walsh @tewalsh340.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Peter Adamski @peteradamski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
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Suzuki says Carney driving Canada ‘into a ditch’ on climate
Suzuki said he now feels he was ‘wilfully blind’ to Carney’s promises of action on climate
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Really eloquent writing here bud! It’s a wonder the screenwriting career never panned out.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seniors are being arrested protesting Mark Carney's complete capitulation to the oil and gas industry. They're wearing pictures of their grandchildren
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