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@ejellyj.bsky.social
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Observer in a redneck wonderland.

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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 21/09/2026
Australia does good PR for itself and people in other countries lap it up - but it has a shocking record during Albanese's tenure and Albanese in particular is personally totally disinterested in climate. No idea how he was convinced to go to NY climate week and actually mention the word 'climate'
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t wanna do anything today, no more stuff. Fuck things too, they can get stuffed
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Bringing a chair to the knife fight. I’m just going to observe.
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ejellyj @ejellyj.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s one thing for HBO to choose to reboot this franchise and fund JKRs hateful campaigns - we can choose not to watch. But Auspost have put it right in our faces as a public utility. Shame on whoever did this!
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
brings a charcuterie board to a knife fight
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Yaroslav Barsukov #NoToWar #НетВойне @barsukov.com · 17/08/2026
AI RANT Following the cancellation of three major debut book deals over AI suspicions, I decided to put my own (needless to say, 100% human-written) prose to the test. My detector of choice was Originality AI, and the results proved to be jarring, to say the least. 🧵1/5
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The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Slop. My @smh @theage cartoon.
Single frame. Title - instruction: “[place cartoon here - ed]”. Appearance of yellow torn out lined note paper held in place by sticky tape. Text: “The Herald-Sun has this week published an AI cartoon, where previously they might have commissioned one of their (dwindling) stable of artists. And it makes sense. (Not the cartoon.) After all, what is a cartoon, but a picture with a caption and maybe some helpful labels to make a point? In this case, a point the editor who prompted it wanted to make.
I mean, how hard can cartooning be? We would all be doing them if it weren’t for our lack of drawing skill (and some cartoonists aren’t very skilled, let’s face it), and AI means nobody has to pay the outrageous fees that “artists” charge, while they can “borrow” their existing work to train AI. It’s literally a no-brainer!” (Small picture of a brain crossed out) “We can only hope they can keep up the quality, once the AI can only be trained using other AI cartoons.”
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Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 12/08/2026
Incredible. When E—n M—k & his crew obliterated USAID in a weekend, they deleted a vast trove of publicly-funded knowledge: the Development Experience Clearinghouse. A Canadian high school student (!) happened to have downloaded the entire thing for a project. AidData has now posted it for all.
aiddata.org
Before reimagining development data, remember what we’ve learned
Why we’re publishing a free, searchable, and ungated archive featuring a quarter-century of USAID evaluation reports.
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Recipe for iced coffee. 1 Make strong coffee with hot water & sweetening to taste. 2 Become distracted. 3 Hours later, rediscover now cold, untouched coffee. 4 Add ice cube.
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I am once again begging Hollywood to stop using the Greek alphabet for an Ancient World movie, if they can't afford to even throw a couple of quid at anyone with an inkling of the language. Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Every time I see Marco Rubio I think he's literally just Guillermo from What We Do In The Shadows. Like he kinda looks like him in his frumpy middle age and he has the "Oopsies my mass murdering friends are being embarassing and making me clean up their messes again!" disposition
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
In the future we will have flying toilets. We won't want them, but we will have them
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Starting a news outlet that reports solely on the Reflecting Pool situation and calling it Algaezeera.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I made a joke about James Bond on Instagram the other day, and this is what AI has generated since then. Obviously, there’s literally nothing true about this, and it is fucking hilarious. As a certified AI hater, I LOVE when it gets it things so incredibly wrong.
Mara Wilson, known for her roles in Matilda and Mrs.
. Doubtfire, is rumored to be the next Bond girl, sparking excitement among fans. According to recent reports, she's allegedly in talks to join the James Bond franchise, potentially starring opposite Daniel Craig.
However, it's worth noting that the rumor has been labeled as false in some updates, so the status of her involvement remains uncertain
The actress's potential Bond girl role has generated buzz online, with fans launching a Facebook page called "We Want Mara Wilson for Bond Girl".
' Wilson's
past roles showcase her versatility as an actress, and fans seem to think she'd be a great fit for the iconic role. Only time will tell if Mara Wilson will indeed join the world of James Bond'

From Meta AI, which is incredibly stupid
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the Juice Media @thejuicemedia.com · 06/06/2026
The WA government made a tourism ad for the Kimberley, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative! 👉 Write to Environment Minister Murray Watt 🥧 www.environskimberley.org.au/minister_watt
youtube.com
Honest Government Ad | Visit the Kimberley!
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 02/06/2026
just about sick of the sharif’s negative attitude
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
they should invent a mug of tea that I don't forget about
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I saw a problem come along, and noticed that you didn't whip it. Is everything OK?
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 22/05/2026
I can't do psychedelics dude sometimes I get freaked out by a font
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
As a person who overreacts a lot we are still underreacting
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Every time I see someone talk about Claude I think about how they switched from female to male names as soon as they wanted the robots to seem like experts vs personal assistants.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
penciled on angry eyebrows today just to save myself some time
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Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
DENMARK AND FRANCE 🇩🇰🇫🇷 bans all Microsoft products from all public offices. The phaseout is expected to be completed before autumn 2026. Their products are being replaced with customer versions of Linux and LibreOffice. This is digital sovereignty being taken back
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Rocketgirl 🚀 @rocketgrrl.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This is my screaming tree. I've been going there a lot this year.
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"Some of the banks have agreed to spend tens of millions on the chatbot, and they have already started integrating Grok into their I.T. systems, three of the people said." I guess this explains why my ATM just offered me a horse in exchange for a handjob.
nytimes.com
Big Banks Seeking a Piece of SpaceX’s I.P.O. Must Subscribe to Elon Musk’s Grok
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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
What the US is purposefully doing to Cuba should be considered genocide.
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@GoodVibePolitik
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A friend in Cuba just notified me that every single patient in that hospital that was on ventilators died tonight. I don't have words.
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@GoodVibePolitik•4h
There's something supremely saddening and enraging about seeing a hospital running on bare minimum power. Thinking about dialysis patients, babies in NICU, and others tonight in Cuba. This is a blockade of death.
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Procrastination? Don’t get me started.
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Effie Seiberg is a spooky Cyborg @effies.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
"Palantir CEO Alex Karp says his AI technology will lessen the power of “highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat” while increasing the power of working-class men." Just saying it right out loud now. newrepublic.com/post/207693/...
newrepublic.com
Palantir CEO Makes Shocking Confession on Disrupting Democratic Power
They’re saying the quiet part out loud now.
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QOTL 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇦 @iamqotl.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Hear hear. Let’s recap the direct impact Trump’s crimewave has has on Australia. We can’t fill up the petrol tank. We can’t travel. If we are overseas, we can’t get home. Our super is vulnerable to US chaos. Our exports have tariffs. We were conned out of $350bn for fictitious submarines…
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The Shallow State @ourshallowstate.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Any psychologist, behaviorist, or mental health professional would agree that THE worst type of person to be sitting with the keys to the end of the world, is a dying narcissist, desperate to protect heinous secrets.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
unclench my jaw so all of my teeth can fall out no thank you
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TheGreatWombatso @thegreatwombatso.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Labor is doing nothing to stop Pauline Hanson incite hate & violence against Muslims but political satire in this country is now hate speech. Whitlam's Labor is deceased. michaelwest.com.au/cafe-of-diss...
michaelwest.com.au
Cafe of Dissent. When satire meets hate speech laws - Michael West
Posters depicting world 'leaders' wearing Nazi uniforms have led to a cafe owner having to shut down gig as police established a crime scene.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Christ on a bike, this is brilliant. And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
There is a protest on the Parliament House lawns on Wednesday at 11am for when Herzog is in Canberra
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Crikey @crikey.com.au · 03/02/2026
Exclusive | The Trump administration wants access Australia’s databases of biometric information and personal ID documents. Labor’s giving it to them, writes Bernard Keane.
crikey.com.au
Trump, ICE set to be handed access to Australians' biometric data, ID documents
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 01/02/2026
it continues to be an awful time to be literate
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 01/02/2026
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Peter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
#AustraliaDay 26Jan is the day the British established a penal colony in Sydney. It is a #DayOfMourning for First Nations peoples: invasion, dispossession, colonisation, genocide. Mourn with those who mourn. 😔 #InvasionDay #SurvivalDay
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Extreme Temperatures Around the World @extremetemps.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
HISTORIC HEAT IN AUSTRALIA Climatic history is set to be rewritten with an absolutely deadly week: Today 48.5C in South Australia,47.2 New South Wales, 45.3 Queensland,45.0 Victoria ‼️We might expect 7 CONSECUTIVE DAYS >46C in New South Wales and we can't rule out 50C. A HELL
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I think maybe a lot of bad things could be avoided if the worlds most obvious crooks faced some sort of punishment other than “accumulating great sums of money and power”
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.
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Tony Martin @tonymartin.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.
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JenX_Perth @jenxperth.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Another winner 👏👏👏👏👏
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dr. pseudonymity enjoyer @ulycia.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
This update includes information you may find upsetting. Please take care when reading.
From today, it is with a heavy heart that we announce trans girls will no longer be able to join Girlguiding. This is a decision we would have preferred not to make, and we know that this may be upsetting for members of our community. 
There will be no immediate changes for current young members, but more information will be shared soon. Most adult roles - including unit helpers, district helpers and administrative support - are already open to all, so we are confident that no volunteers will have to leave the organisation. 
Girlguiding believes strongly in inclusion, and we will continue to support young people and adults in marginalised groups. Over the next few months, we will explore opportunities to champion this value and actively support young people who need us. 
We stand in solidarity with trans girls and women.
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Jazzy @jazzyjones.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I believe the women!!!
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Senator Chris Larson @senchrislarson.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase. The President is building an army to attack his own country.
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Ah, yes. Music products. I think everyone can relate to that feeling of driving down the road, windows down, listening to music product.
hollywoodreporter.com
Spotify to Develop AI Music Products in Partnership With Major Record Labels
UMG, Sony, WMG, Merlin and Believe have all signed on to the endeavor, with Spotify touting artist-friendly policies: "If the music industry doesn’t lead in this moment, AI-powered innovation will hap...
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