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Gnome truther🧙‍♂️ Founder of shamanism-transhumanism🦣🤖 Typo maker Pfp by @SOUPERIORart on twitter Any/All If I like your art/picture I might quote it with #EggcelentArtDump or #EggcelentVibeDump to keep it for later.

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: news broadcast of a Chimpanzee in a suit walking to the podium of a White House briefing. Text at the bottom reads: “PRESIDENT CHIMPSKY TO MAKE STATEMENT ON TERRORIST ATTACK” Panel 2: president Chimpsky signs to the camera, “Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.”
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 3h
His vocabulary is so limited it’s like reading a transcript of Koko, the gorilla who knew sign language, if Koko were a white nationalist
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Tobias Harris @tobiasharris.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Akazawa Ryōsei, tasked with negotiating with the Trump administration, recounts the experience in a new book. In this review I note how Akazawa has, perhaps unintentionally, revealed the realities of Trump’s “neo-royalist” foreign policy. observingjapan.substack.com/p/a-weberian...
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A Weberian bureaucrat in King Donald's court
What Akazawa Ryōsei reveals about negotiations with the Trump administration
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 5h
That tiktokker's name? Albert Einstein
Q john lennon last words
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Holding his wound, John Lennon said his famous last words "et tu, Brute?" after former bandmate George Harrison shot him. Lennon had been shot by Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr in the minutes prior. A passerby started laughing and loudly exclaimed "got his ass" and proceeded to film a TikTok video.
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dotJade @dotjade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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rika @strawberryrika.bsky.social · 11h
u like tall girls ?
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Explaining the American Collapse in 2060: "so, basically, everyone on the right went insane after they let a Black centre-left president into office"
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 9h
I don't think we should have the desth penalty, but if states insist on keeping it, please for the love of god just let the person who is being sentenced choose their method I'd rather get shot in the face than have an unliscenced jailor experiment with whay expired drugs will kill me over and over
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ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Godspeed! The Coyote’s Plight
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 11h
TBH the orientalism in Bladerunner is so unfiltered as compared to a lot of modern cyberpunk Part of it might be that back then colonialism was in living memory, but also it might be that globalism has genuinely reduced the percieved difference between cultures a lot more since bladerunner was made
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 12h
Watching blade runner, when they had a genetic scientist named Abdul Hasan operating out of some exotic animal bazaar, I was expecting him to look stereotypically Arab by modern standards, but apparently 1982 was still in the era where people thought Arabs were basically turkish and wore fezes
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Morgan Mithril @morganmithril.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Estrogen saved her #deadlock
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 18h
The JD in JD Vance stands for JDPON West Virginia is part of the third world, Hillbilly Elegy was written to expose the true opium of the masses: Opium
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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I deleted a post in which I said Michael Tracey should kill himself. That was a mistake, I’m sorry. I should not have deleted the post, I will be better next time.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 22h
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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My Password is Louvre @bmceuen.bsky.social · 23h
Lots of folks responding with pics of US Grant but the thing you have to remember is that Hegseth believes the Union forces were enemy invaders against the smol bean US South that was simply trying to “preserve its institutions”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23h
Not a scam at all. Definitely real things and not just a scam to steal taxpayer money
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Ed Lynch @goatburgler.bsky.social · 23h
I have nothing to add.
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 23h
I'd like to thank the movie "Paton(1970)" for accidentally crrating the best possible signal for when a military commander is a small dick loser
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 23h
this is all awful but by far the most diagnosable part of this is his obsession with beards as destructive to unit cohesion. having a beard is as bad as being a communist to Pete.
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hannah @crispytofu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hmm
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#EggcelentArtDump
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すてる子 @suteruko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do we seriously have to do Maoist newspeak every single time an 80 year old posts his idiotic ideas on the internet. It has been AI since before I was even born. Can literally anyone have a shred of dignity.
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How long before we get Dredd Scott 2 where SCOTUS determines that constitutional rights never applied to illegals therefore nobody accused of being illegal has a right to a trial
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guy who supports cenrrist dems for triangulating on trans rights but opposes progressive dems for triangulating on trans rights
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 29/09/2026
don’t get headline sniped, these are standard plans from a liberal/progressive policy standpoint.
The platform, dubbed the Building A Healthier America Policy Agenda, takes aim at pesticides in food, backing legislation that would give people the right to sue pesticide manufacturers over harm caused by the products. It seeks accountability for polluters, with a pledge to get industry lobbyists out of regulatory agencies. And it aims to get substances such as lead and microplastics out of water, in part by strengthening federal drinking water rules. It also proposes investments in school meal programs and grocery stores on wheels.
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trans pornstars who get bottom surgery are probably the single most free willed people to ever exist
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Makes sense
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Andrew R @excelpope.net · 29/09/2026
"I would not have released those people on bail," says the man who has repeatedly criticised the decision to release 5 other guys, even after their conviction was overturned on DNA evidence.
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nobody says this kins of shit while imagining a men getting r*ped in the ass, because misogynists fundamentally believe that a man has a right not to get r*ped penetratively and a woman doesn't
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/x/ Takes @xtakes.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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/x/ Takes @xtakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ronjaki | commissions FULL @ronjakiart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Miscommunication #Cyberpunk2077
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 28/09/2026
it being fucking Joever has never been so Back
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
King shit. t.co/0kwtLSmVJL
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 28/09/2026
The GOP is an opposition party even when it's in power, the idea that they are the perpetual underdog is central to their internal mythology and can't be disturbed by facts or the results of elections. It's also why they're bad at, you know, governing.
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's a fox sniffing a wedge of cheese next to a bed
kissinger's signature but with added drawings
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Prima Nocta was a thing in the sense that thousands of disparate writers throughout history have written books called "don't do prima nocta" and nobody has
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Clever Mia @readvesna.com · 20/12/2025
26 - "Covetous Eye" #art #furryart #comic #wlw #lesbian support vesna: www.patreon.com/c/MiaCain
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never linger; rightly grow @nlrg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Grace @gracekind.net · 27/09/2026
Slowly picking off the last straggling bits of human interaction
This phone call feature from @Muse is just
ridiculous. Muse: Hi, I'm Hailey, calling on Peter Yang's behalf. I'm transcribing our call for notes. I'd like to
place a cake order for pickup today.
Recipient: Hello?
Muse: Yes, hi, still
Recipient: Hi.
Muse: here. I'd like to place a cake order for pickup today.
Recipient: Yeah. What what kind of cake?
Muse: An eight-inch chestnut cake, please.
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Cap @caprart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that alucard guy is so easy to draw #hellsing #integrahellsing
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The Fact of Other Minds Stan Account @csilverandgold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At the end of the day the biggest problem with this tech isn’t the apocalypse shit, it’s that it’s the first major technology that isn’t being pitched as a help to your life, but as a hinderance if you fail to embrace it.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your taxpayer dollars are being illegally spent to air a literal Trump 2024 campaign ad.
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🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲 @astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why does reddit think that reposting from one video game subreddit into a completely separate one is a good idea
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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(Bloomberg) -- President Donald Trump asked Chinese President Xi Jinping at one point if he would to like to buy some American armaments, US Ambassador to China David Perdue says.
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