Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 26/09/20266 months ago I was diagnosed with prediabetes and had labs consistent with metabolic syndrome Since then: down 22 lbs, hour-long walks most days, fewer carbs, more protein, diet changes, Metamucil, & 3 months of metformin (used an adjudicative, which I suggested) I’m damn happy with the progress. 480
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 Internet users marked the Flock CEO’s lawn as a “public toilet” after it was revealed he redacted public streetview images of his house for privacy. 1104
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...ctvnews.caEU vows to defend its stand against X after the U.S. backs a court challenge from Elon MuskThe European Union’s executive arm said Friday it’s prepared to defend a 120 million euro (US$137 million) fine against the social media platform X after the U.S. government threw its support behind a... 050
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I learned from last week lol 😆 Also added more Garlic, bit more chili pepper, a little more salt . And this time I am using white and red kidney beans with black beans 080
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🚨#BREAKING: Trump administration is reportedly laying groundwork for a U.S. invasion of Cuba within months. 370
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's like a poster for a horror movie. This is NOT AI. This is an actual photograph. America is in real trouble. And the next 45 days will see the height of Trump's insanity. 3110
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🌈⭐ The more you know: Massachusetts has technically forbidden owning a werewolf since 1994. The actual law bans wild canid hybrids, & their own law librarians joked that this would include werewolves. So for 30+ years, they've been prepared for a problem the rest of us foolishly ignored. 🌕🐺 3101
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Communicating with my spirits and apparently they’re reading my laptop screen. Necrophonic: “Furries.” Me: “What do you know about furries?” Spirit #1, immediately: “They like art & sex.” Spirit #2: “Costumes & fun.” WELL. Apparently they’ve done their research. 1140
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026He doubles down... www.tmz.com/watch/tommy-...tmz.comTommy Tuberville Explains Why He Thinks So Many Furries Are Involved in AviationSenator Tommy Tuberville says no pets should be allowed in the cockpit ... even if they're excellent pilots, like he says a few members of the furry community are. 7164
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Trump TV disabled the comments after viewership cratered into the hundreds. Imagine building a 24/7 propaganda channel and even your own cult changes the channel. 😂 060
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Had bloodwork done. Now we play the waiting game. I want to see how much it improved since i last had it done six months ago, and with my diet and exercise changes 140
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Got myself two alpaca ponchos from Ecualama in Ecuador. One arrived earlier this week, and the second arrives tomorrow. Been absolutely loving the first one, warm, ridiculously soft, and perfect for autumn weather. I may have officially entered my poncho era. 😂 3100
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026JUST IN: Grok will soon be added to 𝕏 group chats, where it can interact like another member of the conversation. 032
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The new grimoires have arrived. 📚🔮 Some people get excited when Amazon delivers a new gadget. I get excited when the postman delivers several hundred pages of forbidden occult knowledge. The library expands. The mage grows stronger. My neighbours remain blissfully unaware. 🧙♂️ 040
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/art...ctvnews.caFor Pope Leo, the risk of an AI apocalypse is a major concernThe Vatican warned about the risk of an apocalypse spurred by artificial intelligence years before major American firms sounded the alarm at the United Nations Security Council on Wednesday - a concer... 020
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026www.reuters.com/world/white-...reuters.comWhite House asks OpenAI, Anthropic to hold models from British testers, Politico reportsThe White House has asked OpenAI and Anthropic to hold new models from British testers until a US review, Politico reported on Thursday, citing a person familiar with the matter and a senior US adm... 010
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Microsoft filed a patent for a system that could show ads in PC and console games during "breaks" the game self-identifies, such as after a boss fight, cutscene, or completing a quest. Watching the ad would grant the player "credit" which would grant another block of uninterrupted playtime. 210
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...ctvnews.caPM Carney prepared for ‘risk’ that Trump might order U.S.-led military invasion of Canada: reportPrime Minister Mark Carney has carefully examined the possibility of U.S. President Donald Trump ordering a military invasion of Canada, according to a new report. 250
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Please Tell Donald Trump about this! I want to see the most unhinged Truth social post about Canada and Kraft Dinner....Because I need a good laugh 070
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If furries are too much for you, what’s the plan when extraterrestrials show up? We’re the tutorial level. 🐾👽 182
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026TOMMY TUBERVILLE WARNS THAT “MANY” PILOTS, FLIGHT ATTENDANTS AND AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS ARE FURRIES: He claimed on the Senate floor that airline workers being part of the furry community poses a danger to passengers, saying a pilot “could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal.” 5181
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Bought a new grimoire. Canada Customs: “That’ll be $17.90.” Apparently importing forbidden occult knowledge into Canada requires paying the Mage Tax. 🔮📖 Fine. Take your coin, border guards. The Shem Ha Mephorash cannot be contained. 150
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Well as long as he isnt stating he is the senate.... www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...washingtonpost.com‘I am the code’: Trump clashed with ballroom architect over safety issuesJames McCrery II resigned in October after warning that the president was insisting on designs that violated fire and safety codes. 240
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The lesson with dealing with 47 is, whatever he says, the opposite is true. 180
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026🙄Oh Lord, someone take the mic from him www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...ctvnews.caTrump says Canada ‘destroying itself’ by allowing ‘millions’ into country. Live updates here.U.S. President Donald Trump says, 'Canada is destroying itself by allowing millions and millions of people into the Country.' Follow for live updates. 391
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Well looks like I am making another batch of chili this Friday. It was a hit success with everyone. Ive been told to bring more. 2150
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Trump’s solution to record diesel prices: ban diesel exports. 🙄 His own Energy Secretary: that could make refiners cut production and leave us with LESS fuel. 130
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Trump yesterday: We’re replacing Canadian potash with cheaper potash from Belarus! Reality: America gets ~79% of its imported potash from Canada, Belarus has limited spare supply, and shipping it means a logistical adventure through Russia. 140
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Trump TV launched to 8,000 viewers, sank into the hundreds, and apparently discovered the one election Trump can’t claim was rigged: The remote control. Millions of subscribers. Almost nobody watching. Even “state-run TV” got voted out by the audience. 💀📺 3130
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Watching Trump from Canada, I can’t decide if America elected Nero or Caligula. Nero: gaudy construction and spectacle. Caligula: ego, institutional chaos and “HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE EMPEROR” energy. The Roman Empire took centuries to collapse. America apparently has a deadline. 160
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Canada nearing free-trade deals with the Philippines, ASEAN block, Trade Minister says www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art... 030
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Trump says US will continue to buy potash from Canada... TACO 160
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026 Congressman Rep. Tim Burchett says the Iran UFO Video is 'Legit' 🛸🇺🇸 "There is definately something up there" 👽 110
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026🚨 BREAKING: RFK Jr: "Children who are circumcised at a young age are twice as likely to develop autism." Trump: "I've studied this for a long time." 460
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Time to test out the Norse, Runic, and Viking Tarot decks. Will they be divas like my Santa Muerte deck and refuse to elaborate? Or will they be like my Dragon deck and spill ALL the tea with absolutely no filter? If they start making heads roll, I may have found my new go-to. 😂⚔️🔮 020
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026JUST IN: OpenAI warns recursive self-improvement could accelerate “beyond our collective ability to understand progress, assess risks, and maintain meaningful human oversight.” 220
Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“It will be impossible for Republicans to ever win an election again.” Don’t threaten us with a fucking good time. 96689137