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eg kohler

@egkohler.bsky.social
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25 | writer, reader, shit-coffee enthusiast. You can call me Egg, it’s cool.

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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isn’t living in a bubble. I don’t need to know what’s going on at X. I won’t be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you.
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
'tis (almost) the season 🎄
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
sorry i can’t go out tonight i’ll be busy freaking out online
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
bro can I call you back I’m having tummy time rn
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 11/05/2025
😴 gnbsky
A white on black typewritten note that reads:

if mother's day is a hard or complicated day for you, we hope tomorrow goes as smoothly as is possible. goodnight bluesky
stay safe, sleep well, be kind.
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
feeling like a dog trying to drink from a lawn sprinkler
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I just got told ‘so you actively enjoy making your life harder’ for saying I don’t use ChatGPT. I’m sorry you think that using your brain is hard, my dude, but I like using mine 😭
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The idea of "living up to one's potential" has done more psychic damage to me than any other abstract concept except masculinity
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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Me waking up with some random song that I’ve not listened to in years stuck in my head.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
ONLY COMPUTER'S SHOULD BE COMPUTER'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALETON TRYEN TO DRIVE AND THERE CAR COMPUTER IS BLEEPEN AND POPPING UP MESAGES AND DOING ALL KIND'S OF SHIT JUST LET ME DRIVE!! I MEAN LET THE SKELATON DRIVE!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY CAR, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY REFRIDGERATOR, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY THERMOSTAT,I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY TELEVISON,I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY EXERCICE BIKE, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY LIGHT BULB'S" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
*sniffs you*
Super close up of Lucy the calico cat’s nose sniffing the phone as I take her picture. She’s mostly white with a pink nose and orange smudge on her top lip.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Im not shy, I’m just unfriendly
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
"Slut era" I whisper, looking up meatloaf recipes online
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 22/04/2025
“You seem anxious” thanks it’s the anxiety
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
microdosing hell by living in america
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
please don’t verify me. i wish not to be real
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I hate it when I follow a pale floating orb deep into the woods and end up drowning in a bog
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Edward in Twilight saying to Bella: I'd rather die than use generative ai. I have a brain, Bella.
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
i love you :)* *terms and conditions apply
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𝖏𝖆𝖘 @vores.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
my new hobby is saying "sorry i’ve been in a weird place recently" like i’ve ever been in a normal place to begin with
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
wine aunt: and you know? fuck those people. live your- live your life and you do whatever you need to do. and fuck everybody who gets in your way me compulsively scratching the paint off of the table: im scared to fuck everybody
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eg kohler @egkohler.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Just now coming out of an reading binge, can’t believe it
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Taurus: You are going to ruin your life this week, but no one will be able to tell the difference.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Vincent Van Go-Gurt
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
God knew I’d be too powerful if I wasn’t subject to fits of hysteria
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Waffle Coffee @wafflecoffee.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
happy "oh shit we're properly fucked aren't we" day to all who celebrate...
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Maya C. Popa @mayacpopa.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
E.E. Cummings:
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
for sale: freak, never matched
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
i contain a multitude or two
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Me: *taking off my clothes* I hope you like it rustic
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eg kohler @egkohler.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
that time of the evening where the lamps are on, the shades are open, and I still can’t fuckin see shit
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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
things working out for me requires a great deal of me not being a fuckwit, so you see my dilemma
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eg kohler @egkohler.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
reading several different books at a time to insulate myself from having a thought
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Tara Wine-Queen Writes @tarawinequeen.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I don't need a shot of espresso, I need a shot of the chemicals my brian typically holds hostage but will release when a big deadline is inescapably close
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
useful mantra: i don't care
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Hobbies include long walks in the park, visiting art galleries, listening to music & bathing with toasters.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Can I come over and sacrifice you to the ancient gods?
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 29/03/2025
pub crawls are fine but what about a used bookstore crawl
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Elizabeth @elizasoul.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
When I'm dead, I hope my future grandkids tell their children things like "Well, it's like grandma used to say "Fuck the nra.""
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Allison F @ablington.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
yes
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eg kohler @egkohler.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I keep picking up Sally Rooney books and subsequently decide to put them back down :////
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Dan Saffer @odannyboy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
DEMOCRATS: We can never espouse things like Universal Healthcare. That’s crazy GOP: We’re going to invade Canada
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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Me AF
Blue background. There are two red hearts with smiley faces and a rainbow between them. The words say "I believe in holding grudges. I'll heal in hell."
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
*being murdered Thanks. This helps keep me grounded.
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