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eg kohler

@egkohler.bsky.social
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25 | writer, reader, shit-coffee enthusiast. You can call me Egg, it’s cool.

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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isn’t living in a bubble. I don’t need to know what’s going on at X. I won’t be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you.
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
'tis (almost) the season 🎄
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
sorry i can’t go out tonight i’ll be busy freaking out online
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
bro can I call you back I’m having tummy time rn
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 11/05/2025
😴 gnbsky
A white on black typewritten note that reads:

if mother's day is a hard or complicated day for you, we hope tomorrow goes as smoothly as is possible. goodnight bluesky
stay safe, sleep well, be kind.
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sophie chupacabra @szumm.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
feeling like a dog trying to drink from a lawn sprinkler
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I just got told ‘so you actively enjoy making your life harder’ for saying I don’t use ChatGPT. I’m sorry you think that using your brain is hard, my dude, but I like using mine 😭
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The idea of "living up to one's potential" has done more psychic damage to me than any other abstract concept except masculinity
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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Me waking up with some random song that I’ve not listened to in years stuck in my head.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
ONLY COMPUTER'S SHOULD BE COMPUTER'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALETON TRYEN TO DRIVE AND THERE CAR COMPUTER IS BLEEPEN AND POPPING UP MESAGES AND DOING ALL KIND'S OF SHIT JUST LET ME DRIVE!! I MEAN LET THE SKELATON DRIVE!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY CAR, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY REFRIDGERATOR, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY THERMOSTAT,I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY TELEVISON,I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY EXERCICE BIKE, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY LIGHT BULB'S" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
*sniffs you*
Super close up of Lucy the calico cat’s nose sniffing the phone as I take her picture. She’s mostly white with a pink nose and orange smudge on her top lip.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Im not shy, I’m just unfriendly
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
"Slut era" I whisper, looking up meatloaf recipes online
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 22/04/2025
“You seem anxious” thanks it’s the anxiety
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
microdosing hell by living in america
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
please don’t verify me. i wish not to be real
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I hate it when I follow a pale floating orb deep into the woods and end up drowning in a bog
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Edward in Twilight saying to Bella: I'd rather die than use generative ai. I have a brain, Bella.
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
i love you :)* *terms and conditions apply
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𝖏𝖆𝖘 @vores.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
my new hobby is saying "sorry i’ve been in a weird place recently" like i’ve ever been in a normal place to begin with
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
wine aunt: and you know? fuck those people. live your- live your life and you do whatever you need to do. and fuck everybody who gets in your way me compulsively scratching the paint off of the table: im scared to fuck everybody
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eg kohler @egkohler.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
On the bright side, at this pace, I’ll hit my reading goal by early June maybe. On the downside, the reading slump demon looms.
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eg kohler @egkohler.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Just now coming out of an reading binge, can’t believe it
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Taurus: You are going to ruin your life this week, but no one will be able to tell the difference.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Vincent Van Go-Gurt
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
God knew I’d be too powerful if I wasn’t subject to fits of hysteria
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Waffle Coffee @wafflecoffee.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
happy "oh shit we're properly fucked aren't we" day to all who celebrate...
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Maya C. Popa @mayacpopa.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
E.E. Cummings:
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
for sale: freak, never matched
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
i contain a multitude or two
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Me: *taking off my clothes* I hope you like it rustic
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eg kohler @egkohler.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
that time of the evening where the lamps are on, the shades are open, and I still can’t fuckin see shit
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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
things working out for me requires a great deal of me not being a fuckwit, so you see my dilemma
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eg kohler @egkohler.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
reading several different books at a time to insulate myself from having a thought
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Tara Wine-Queen Writes @tarawinequeen.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I don't need a shot of espresso, I need a shot of the chemicals my brian typically holds hostage but will release when a big deadline is inescapably close
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
useful mantra: i don't care
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Hobbies include long walks in the park, visiting art galleries, listening to music & bathing with toasters.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Can I come over and sacrifice you to the ancient gods?
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 29/03/2025
pub crawls are fine but what about a used bookstore crawl
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Elizabeth @elizasoul.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
When I'm dead, I hope my future grandkids tell their children things like "Well, it's like grandma used to say "Fuck the nra.""
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Allison F @ablington.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
yes
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eg kohler @egkohler.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
for all intents and purposes, I should love her books (emotional litfic is my passion!!!) but holy hell does the lack of quotation marks and general syntax just do fucky stuff to my brain for some reason :(
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eg kohler @egkohler.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I keep picking up Sally Rooney books and subsequently decide to put them back down :////
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Dan Saffer @odannyboy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
DEMOCRATS: We can never espouse things like Universal Healthcare. That’s crazy GOP: We’re going to invade Canada
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