Reposted by ElizabethSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 160191353863
Reposted by ElizabethDex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 05/09/2026The tan suit is the headline, but this is actually a really cool story about a man coming to America after the worst tragedy and living the American Dream. He (and his sons) made 15 suits for Obama. 06714
Reposted by ElizabethRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 30/08/2026They should do Vacation Bible School for other books, too. Vacation The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo School, for instance 57011
Reposted by ElizabethElizabeth @elizasoul.bsky.social · 16/11/2024"I see you've been eating whatever you want and not exercising." -Pants 619230
Reposted by ElizabethElizabeth @elizasoul.bsky.social · 09/04/2025At today's meeting of The Council of Indecision "What do you want for dinner" was met with strong opposition by "I don't know, what do you want". 3184
Reposted by ElizabethSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Don't know why people are scared of ghosts, because in any situation that could be attributed to a ghost, ghost is always the best case scenario. Footsteps on the stairs? Crying child? Fella wearing a white sheet? I'm hoping for ghosts every time. 1455
Reposted by ElizabethWedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 15/08/2026FRUIT TAKEOVER in the Wedge. 26th St between Aldrich and Lyndale. Free pears and plums. Just picked with a group of friends. 48210
Reposted by ElizabethIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 15/08/2026read my article WHAT YOUNG PEOPLE REALLY THINK ABOUT DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM By The Creakiest Living Dusty Old Bag on Earth 19517
Reposted by ElizabethMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Every few months people are like “Is BlueSky dying” and every few months it doesn’t fucking matter because who gives a shit 554369607
Reposted by ElizabethBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Got really high and realized this is actually about the Democratic Party 4581113
Reposted by ElizabethBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 10/11/2023Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific. 171762531
Reposted by ElizabethSandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Saw a woman at the park give a rolled-up ten to a toddler to carry to another woman, then she said with increasing urgency, "Give it to your mama! Give it to your mama!" as the baby calmly ate the money. 12766119
Reposted by ElizabethElizabeth @elizasoul.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Odd thing to say considering her base is in rural Minnesota and almost none of them are going to a Starbucks on a regular basis. What they are doing is driving 30+ miles one way to get groceries because the local grocery stores are all closed down. 1285
Reposted by Elizabethbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 07/04/2025No more outsourcing from abroad—the US will now cultivate its own tired, poor, huddled masses yearning to breathe free domestically. 91037257
Reposted by ElizabethElizabeth @elizasoul.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Anything can be fancy if you put the word gourmet in front of it. Like right now, I'm eating gourmet ramen in my gourmet pajamas. 24711
Reposted by Elizabethborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 21/08/2023GOD: [creating humans] they're going to be so fucking stupid 7614145
Reposted by ElizabethElizabeth @elizasoul.bsky.social · 07/01/2026After some reflection it seems I haven't actually said anything new for months. I just keep finding more obscure ways to say "I'm so fucking mad". 0477
Reposted by ElizabethViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“God has a plan for you” No, thanks. I’m familiar with his work 201636398
Reposted by ElizabethIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Ever since I was little, I wanted to disagree with people online 261119215
Reposted by ElizabethGeorgie Bowden @georgiebowden.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Eclipse through a colander. 317328
Elizabeth @elizasoul.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Odd thing to say considering her base is in rural Minnesota and almost none of them are going to a Starbucks on a regular basis. What they are doing is driving 30+ miles one way to get groceries because the local grocery stores are all closed down. 1285
Reposted by ElizabethIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 12/08/2026That sound you hear is Minnesota loudly saying FUCK ICE 152070284
Elizabeth @elizasoul.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Sleep well friends. The election-denying pillow fucker guy lost his bid for governor of Minnesota tonight. 0182
Elizabeth @elizasoul.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I love watching politicians walk into town halls where everyone is booing. It's like they've arrived at the worst surprise party ever. 043
Reposted by ElizabethJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/07/2026“Happens to the best of us” does not explain why it’s happening to me 9687203
Reposted by Elizabethbowie deschanel @raisingonebrow.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Please choose a town in the Northeast corner of Minnesota on Google Maps (Ely/Tower/Grand Marais/Two Harbors/or a smaller place.) Zoom in and find a local business. Open their website. Buy something. 0102
Reposted by ElizabethSarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Happy anniversary of that time the post office asked me to provide evidence that my package was not delivered. 13596991531
Reposted by ElizabethMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 14/06/2026As a middle-aged lady purchasing a dress for a wedding I’m attending, I would describe the look best as If the music they played in the Arboretum lobby/ info center had a clothing line. 64920
Reposted by ElizabethWorking Families Party 🐺 @workingfamilies.org · 08/06/2026Every billionaire is a policy failure. 312432
Elizabeth @elizasoul.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Behold my Minnesota Vikings irises. Just when they were starting to look good, they gave up and fell over. 1151
Reposted by ElizabethSandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026If you're a white person experiencing racism in Britain, no you're not. What you're experiencing is that people don't like you. 251718243
Reposted by ElizabethSherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe. 16594010714969
Elizabeth @elizasoul.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Plant sale at the elementary school and there were these kid-made cards for sale. It was a struggle not to buy them ALL. I loved the plants but these cards absolutely sent me. 040
Reposted by ElizabethLyz @lyz.bsky.social · 28/04/2026The number one leading cause of death of pregnant women… 22876361
Reposted by ElizabethNate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Just saw a boomer try to pay for gas at the Tim Horton’s part of a combination gas station/Tim Horton’s. This person likely holds a position of power and makes decisions that affect my life. 17613
Reposted by ElizabethPhilip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 28/02/2026After horse escapes, Congress must weigh whether to close barn door. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/u...nytimes.comCongress Faces War Powers Votes in Wake of Iran Strikes 20468164
Reposted by ElizabethBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/02/2026It’s crazy that it’s basically just a combination of the single worst most disastrous parts of every administration in history 535004677
Elizabeth @elizasoul.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Remember, if you or your kids get drafted by the peace president for his war, he doesn't like people who get captured sooooo 070
Reposted by Elizabethslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 07/02/2026bill clinton requesting a public congressional hearing is fine or whatever but literally no one is stopping him from speaking publicly now. we know you’re guilty dude take all the other creeps down with you 2233572521
Reposted by ElizabethChris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 27/01/2026If you're wondering how reporting on Minnesota by people unfamiliar with Minnesota is going, someone located Fort Snelling as sitting at the mouth of the Mississippi River. 2517526
Elizabeth @elizasoul.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Tonight our local coffee shop in St Paul opened for neighbors to gather outside with candles to sing and have a place to warm up. In the 4 blocks from my house to the coffee shop we saw 2 other groups gathered with candles & also singing. It's surreal and sad but it's incredibly beautiful. 1324
Reposted by Elizabethprincess bubblegum 🏳️⚧️ @vvv.gay · 25/01/2026Protesters chanting "We're not cold, we're not afraid, Minne[apolis/sota] taught us to be brave" in Boston tonight outside Government Center station. 4452271465
Reposted by ElizabethNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Only speaking personally, but today’s execution isn’t scaring me from protecting our neighbors, as some suggest is ICE’s goal. Nor am I angry with incandescent rage, in that I know such rage is unhelpful. Rather, I feel like it has forced me to truly accept that the same fate might befall me. 514995799
Elizabeth @elizasoul.bsky.social · 24/01/2026For those who are just finding out about the sheer will of Minnesotans, this isn't a recent thing. Despite a congressional resolution as well as many requests from the state of Virginia, we still won't give back a confederate flag we took from them in the civil war. You know why? Because fuck that. 56814
Reposted by Elizabethfloating in lotus position @gallantdimwit.bsky.social · 18/01/2026If you live in the Cities, an easy way to help immigrant families in hiding is: laundry! Laundromats are ICE magnets, so people without washers need help. The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later: thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/ 6375003014