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elise 🦇

@eelisium.bsky.social
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Extremely stubborn and suspicious. She/Her Ranch Girl | Film | Eurovision | Old TV | Weird, Niche Nonsense

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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
I hate it when the forces of darkness take possession of the artifact
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
“Funny story,” I say over the sound of cackling coming from the attic. But I can see in their eyes that I will not be selling this house today
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nancy 9/30/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 3
Nancy is in shock at the sight of Sluggo’s new hat.
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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N*Kim @nkimillustrate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Halloween in Hanbok 01
Halloween in Hanbok 01. The summoner of Death.
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We gotta get our fuckin shit together or Olivia Newton John will not let us into Xanadu
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 26/09/2026
Me and a badger from Redwall are chugging thistle ales through a funnel
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dudes rock
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I'm just thinking about how many times l've heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I'll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he's a very easy mark and he'll just keep going and then after a while he'll say something like "I died 20 years ago" and hang up.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everyone you know is fighting a battle you know nothing about: A terrible war against tiny elves
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My phone sends me a notification whenever there's an owl nearby. I don't remember asking it to do that and I don't know how to make it stop. I tried throwing my phone into a ravine but it just reappeared in my hand moments later. The owl notifications are growing more frequent
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Footslip @rictusgrin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s getting hot again. I am not built for hot. I am built for soup.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Can’t sleep. I’m so angry about those guys in movies who knock over fruit stands during car chases
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brushy kb @brushy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this crop art at the minneapolis airport
a rendition of a speed movie poster made entirely of crop seeds except the movie is called "seed" and the actors names are beanu reeves, sandra burdock, dennis popcorn (this one is a stretch), and chaff daniels. the tagline on it says "crop quiz, hot shot"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tweet from koyaanisqatsi heckler (@Arr):

*johnny cash in his final years, over a spare arrangement, his voice frail* he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 04/09/2023
Happy Labor Day
a version of the Seinfeld "what's going on in there" meme. Panel 1 has Jerry asking "Kramer, whats going on in there?" Panel 2 is a mass of protesters with communist iconography. Panel 3 Kramer replies "we have nothing to lose but our chains, Jerry"..  Not our OC
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spectral seasonings for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Japanese filmmaker Seijun Suzuki, smoking a cigarette and glancing to his right (apparently being interviewed by an offscreen figure), and saying "Action films are for women. They like the bloodthirsty stuff."
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
cunk speech balloon
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It is always darkest before the boys are back in town
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peregrine @funguspotion.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
look its simple: if roger rabbit is exonerated the toons gain control of the acme corporation leading to "coyote vs acme". if roger rabbit is convicted, humans retain control as seen in "looney tunes: back in action". if marvin acme is never killed then chip and dale rescue rangers (2022) happens
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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Heatherface Wixson @thehorrorchick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Very excited to announce that B & I had the honor of working on Hammer Films’ upcoming release of DRACULA which features the long lost footage and so much more. We worked on 3 featurettes & I also did a video essay celebrating Peter Cushing’s Van Helsing too. 🧛🩸
All of the materials for Hammer Films’ upcoming Dracula release. The Measure of a Hero: A video essay by Heather Wixson, who examines Peter Cushing's nuanced performance as Van Helsing and how it set the pattern for everything that followed. - my video essay
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/05/2026
wizard crossing a misty field captioned 

going home after saying weird shit
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Waiting on that fucking autumn to hit
The pumpkin people of Pottsfield from Over the Garden Wall dancing around in a field
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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
its fridey
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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry had been doing poorly ever since he had a major stroke back in 2012. Amazingly, he still did the occasional VA work, voicing Auntie Whispers in 2014. Theres an ethereal frailness to her because of what he went through. He, like Dolly, was an amazing human being.
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Rollin Bishop @rollinbishop.com · 26/08/2026
it's gonna be a footnote in basically any coverage of his death but reminder that tim curry did like 100 episodes of the wild thornberrys
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Nigel Thornberry Is Smashing | The Wild Thornberrys | Nicktoons
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 26/08/2026
Why, Timothy!
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Two of Miss Piggy's most iconic co-stars gone, this world is trash.
Dolly Parton in a great jean jacket and Miss Piggy in a purple satin top and white boa and cowboy hat. What more do you need?Miss Piggy as Benjamina Gunn and Tim Curry as Long John Silver in _Muppet Treasure Island_
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Josh Spiegel @mousterpiece.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry, an absolute legend who, among many iconic roles, delivered the best human performance in a Muppet movie. A heartbreaking loss.
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Tim Curry as Long John Silver, Professional Pirate
Alt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver, Professional Pirate
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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KJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
there will be many ways to celebrate dolly parton and the one I want to point out is that she was a friend of Miss Piggy
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Derry Girls: Erin says, "I'm not lying" and her mum says, "Swear on Dolly" before pointing to the great Irish saint, Dolly Parton
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Kathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
not sure how to express this without sounding like a chair-turned-around youth pastor, but there's something so radical about having your most well-known lyric be "i will always love you" and then sincerely embodying it whenever possible
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Dana Stevens @thehighsign.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The moment Dolly comes in for the harmony--all three of them are great singers, but the element her voice brings is so ineffable, delicate & bell-like: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoDx...
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Emmylou Harris, Linda Ronstadt, Dolly Parton "Lover's Return"
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle playing their acrylics. Two icons.
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Disney+ released a list of essential projects to watch before AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY: -CONDORMAN -THE BLACK HOLE -THAT DARN CAT -PETE’S DRAGON -SUPERDAD -THE CAT FROM OUTER SPACE -HERBIE GOES BANANAS -ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN -DARBY O’GILL AND THE LITTLE PEOPLE -SON OF FLUBBER -THE GNOME-MOBILE
Image of Condorman from CONDORMAN
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Were I a king sitting down to feast and one of my most embittered servants made eye contact with me and proposed a toast "to your health" I would happily take a sip of wine from my goblet which only moments earlier sat far outside of my narrow field of vision
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it's not actually an honor to end up on the cover of Viziers Monthly. it shows your machinations aren't subtle enough
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taber @kvetch.gay · 13/08/2026
Agnetha hitting that fucking note clean clear and precise with her hands stuffed in her pockets in the video for "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)" that's just b-roll from their studio? that's the stuff. that's the entire stuff right there
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You have to tell me if you’re reading this whilst standing in a sunbeam at the edge of a verdant forest glade
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I keep on noting that: (a) cutting both USAID and SNAP programs at the same time is not good for the farm economy in the United States; (b) blocking the Strait of Hormuz, a major choke point for fertilizer…also not good for the farm economy; and (c) major heat droughts in Europe. This is not good.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Jim Henson didn’t muppeteer a tiny green frog that was singing and playing the banjo, with rubber gloves while totally submerged underwater in a airtight aluminum tank just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”.
Comic page depicting how the did the scene in the Muppets Movie with Kermit playing the banjo in a swamp
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