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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 3h

Every impression any guy can do is getting a biopic

Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 17h

I’m mad that the IP Zach Cregger is the one that rips the most but whatever give him Scream give him Mr. Potato Head give him Capri Sun

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 17h

Hey I miss going to a movie that puts a big dumb smile on my face but also keeps making my heart and brain go “oh!” and “ooh” for days

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 17h

GANG HURRY UP AND SEE RESIDENT EVIL BECAUSE IT BORROWS FROM DIE HARD WHILE ALSO REFUTING THE MASCULINITY OF DIE HARD WHILE ASSERTING MASCULINITY OF ITS OWN SEE IT SO I DON’T SPOIL IT FOR YOU

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 18h

Just gonna say it John McResidentevil talks like how my friends talk when they play games and I find that endearing as hell, oh god is this friendslop chat am i cooked

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 18h

“Resident Evil takes a less-is-more approach to its scares” is a wild but still accurate thing to type about a film with some of the biggest wettest globbiest slobbiest shit you’ve ever seen in some of the hugest fucking set pieces

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 18h

Also I hated when there was Video Game Stat Logic in Brand New Day but I loooooved it in Resident Evil Kicking my feeties like “yayyyyy he solved the puzzle”

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 18h

Resident Evil is this beautiful fusion of film with film but also film with video game in a way that’s beautifully fucking unique Like they built a John McClane Everyman Gamer who plays the movie like you, a dipshit, would play the level Jesus Christ there’s finally a good video game movie

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 18h

FUCK ME THERE IT IS AND NOW WE’RE ALL LES MISÉRABLES

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 18h

IT’S JUST TWO HOURS OF LADY DEMITRESCU’S FEET?? masterpiece zach

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 18h

BITTERNESS MADE ME A MAN IRONY MADE ME A COMEDIAN GIRLS MAKE ME PEE

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 18h

apathyposting again huh rad I’m gonna write a song

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 18h

You can say you hate MAGA all you want but you still care about shitposting and I’m sorry but that’s a them thing

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 18h

If you’re keeping score we now have the statistics: it is demonstrably 60% harder to get to one (1) good Resident Evil film than one (1) good Fantastic Four film

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 19h

me (a hopeful idiot): “and the more sites they enshittify, the more people will abandon them for movies and live music and improv theater, of course!” the more people: “hey look THIS brand new app doesn’t suck yet!”

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 19h

I have never more thoroughly enjoyed a movie that just smooshed two movies together and didn’t even fucking bother to hide it than RESIDENT EVIL (2026)

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

using the computer without AI is fun and using the computer with AI isn't fun

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

*looking up from my phone* sorry what grandpa

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

jesus fuck we are all monkeys falling for wire mother what in the FUCK

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 03/10/2026

solidarity among rapists is lowkey the only force of social cohesion more powerful than rich people class consciousness

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

when the director’s name has quotation marks you know you’re in for a ride

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

to be honest I’m running quite a few models some of them sing dance and act too if you want headshots or contact info

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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

it's probably fine that one of the leads of safety on this site *checks notes* has blocked basically every trans woman on here because he doesn't like us. surely there isn't anything bad that could come from this

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sam Reich figured out how to make Jerry Springer But Nice (Crowd Control)

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My pronouns and also a decent horror double feature are THEY (2002)/THEM! (1954)

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I will never not respect putting negative reviews in your ads so hats off to the Digger marketing team

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Julie - TrexPushups @trexpushups.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Hi, I'm Julie! After losing my job I moved from North Carolina to be safe in Oregon because I am trans. I am raising money to finish the move. Please share and donate if you can gofund.me/60b1e917 #helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #MutualAidrequest

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hmm, seems like my listeners aren’t digging the instrumentals (sorry I had to MOVE THE STUDIO WITHOUT MISSING A SINGLE DEADLINE or whatever!) Anyway, the power is in your hands. VOTE on if my next song should have lyrics or not! www.patreon.com/bearclawbill...

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

In this economy?? You must be getting them the same place you’re all getting kids and cars and houses??

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Goddammit I’m so broke I never get to see any movies” *sees she’s logged 100 on Letterboxd this year which would absolutely kill her gamer coworkers who watch four a year* “Yeah see oh my god that’s so low I knew I was right”

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It finally happened I had car trouble while dressed as Michael Myers so I already had coveralls on to get under the hood

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

really sorry, patrons, had car trouble two nights in a row and couldn’t film Dungeon Dispatch will try to blast one out in the morning! probably out of footage of me fixing my car

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

*psst* when you have a hobby it shows a woman you can commit to something just because you want to and if you think I mean “marriage” you can also commit to wrecking that pussy

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When I go to prison, which band am I mailing my lyrics and DistroKid password to? I still gotta drop a track every seven days after all

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Every YouTube car tutorial: 1) Get this very specific part 2) Get this very specific tool 3) Open this very specific part of the car 4) Pull back this very specific panel 5) Hold up this very specific wire 6) And this part is very tricky but DEEDLY DEEDLY DEEDLY done like share subscribe for more t

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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026