Reposted by tf eliotJohn Trupin @johntrupin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Nothing could’ve prepared me for the ad read of the century from the Brewers radio broadcast after that Christian Yelich go-ahead single: 551025311
Reposted by tf eliotcomrade ella 🧚🏻♀️ @marzipanlord.bsky.social · 14/07/2026nobody asked but my sister and i have determined that barrytown is the most billy joel steely dan song. the most steely dan billy joel song is zanzibar 810921
Reposted by tf eliotScam Ghouldin @scamgoldin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one. 7194643630
Reposted by tf eliotstuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Diane Feinstein's staff Weekend at Bernies'd her for god knows how long so they wouldn't have to find real jobs, this kind of necromancy is just normal 0386
Reposted by tf eliottinybaby @tiny.baby · 27/06/2026I found out that the sea drone the Houthis used is called the Blowfish. Come on. Houthis and the Blowfish 343013387
Reposted by tf eliotbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14/06/2026it’s 1985 and i’m walking into a nursing home in parma ohio. im volunteering or whatever. one of the nurses points over at an old man slumped over in a chair facing a wall. “that’s chef boyardee” they say. “and he’s dying.” the first thing that comes to mind is that he’s not wearing the hat 515013
Reposted by tf eliotAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/05/2026sure gas is headed to $8/gallon but at least cornell got rid of their gender studies classes. or at least i think they did, i haven’t checked and if im being honest i wouldnt really know if they had or hadnt because it doesnt affect me but it makes $8/gallon gas all worth it 105114021956
Reposted by tf eliotJulie Novkov @jnovkov.bsky.social · 08/05/2026This amazing image really captures the Tennessee fight and it's all over the internet. I am reposting it to encourage people to credit photographer Nicole Hester and the Tennessean. 5932301210
Reposted by tf eliotChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 08/05/2026Multiple women serving sentences for nonviolent crimes at the minimum security prison where Ghislaine Maxwell is now serving time were punished for speaking to reporters about the special treatment Maxwell receives. At least two women were transferred to higher security facilities as punishment.cnn.comExclusive: Inmates describe being punished for speaking out about Ghislaine Maxwell | CNNGhislaine Maxwell’s fellow inmates speak to CNN about Maxwell’s special treatment in prison and how they were punished for criticizing Maxwell. MJ Lee reports on OutFront. 20186594400
Reposted by tf eliotmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/05/2026oh no how's she gonna pay her denim bill 161805202
Reposted by tf eliotFrankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Everyone survives White House Correspondents' Association dinner: defector.com/everyone-sur...defector.comEveryone Survives White House Correspondents' Association Dinner | DefectorNo one was shot and killed at the annual White House Correspondents’ Association dinner on Saturday night at Washington D.C.’s Hilton Hotel. President Donald Trump—who is presently waging an illegal w... 16016
Reposted by tf eliotceej @ceej.online · 06/04/2026astronauts sometimes describe a transcendent feeling of connection with all human beings when viewing the earth from space, an effect previously only achievable by taking a little edible and grilling hot dogs in the sunshine 293764587
Reposted by tf eliotEvelyn Waughluigi @mattressisland.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Very rude of Swan Boy to sum up my life in a measly two panels 014926
Reposted by tf eliotAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 15/03/202641 years old, evacuated here legally, asylum case pending, kidnapped while driving his six children (one a US citizen) to school. Dead within 24 hours. Betrayed and murdered by the United States government. 42nd confirmed and reported death in ICE custody under Trump. 2220841045
Reposted by tf eliotMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 05/03/2026this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal 482255527
Reposted by tf eliotScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up 7580231734
Reposted by tf eliotmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 07/01/2026every day is a new humiliation for the idea that Crime Doesn't Pay 110713
Reposted by tf eliotDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Commissioning a custom version of this card that's exactly the same except it says Alan Dershowitz on the knob of the bat instead of Fuck Face. 1146923
Reposted by tf eliotceej @ceej.online · 17/10/2024ME: Ouch. So then I said, “she hot on my dog till I relish mustard,” ouch. It got like sixty likes, so I’m pretty happy with that. Ow. ANTON CHIGURH: (tapping the end of his captive bolt pistol to make sure it’s still working) Uh huh ME: Anyway what’s your @, we should link up. Oof. Do you smoke? 261768
Reposted by tf eliotan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 01/12/2025INSPIRING: do you have a gambling problem and read the news? this man figured out a way to take advantage of you, and he doesn't even have a college degree 101750306
Reposted by tf eliotbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12/10/2025can you imagine just sitting down to plan this and not feeling any shame or hesitation. seeing jane goodall on the tv as you’re doing it and how her thing was gorillas and yours is getting ready to deport a guy who’s been wrongly imprisoned since reagan’s first term 51850354
Reposted by tf eliotPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 19/09/2025sick of living in the Stupid Bitch Extended Multiverse 6879134
Reposted by tf eliotFelipe De La Hoz @felipedlh.bsky.social · 15/09/2025I hope people understand that the anomaly here aren’t the conditions—the conditions are very typical—the anomaly is that they put a number of documented workers from a high-income country in those conditions. This is how people are treated in custody routinely 1946081528
Reposted by tf eliotUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 10/09/2025Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not! 1233141529
Reposted by tf eliotDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Guys, I have a special & unusual request today. My cousin Sean is a union bus driver here in Los Angeles who was just FIRED in retaliation for saying he would not let masked ICE agents onto his bus to abduct riders. The fight is on to get his job back, you can help: actionnetwork.org/letters/send... 6734101565
Reposted by tf eliottuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 22/08/2025my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :) 17248511176
Reposted by tf eliotjab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Interviewer, People Magazine but for Food: Tell us about the Asiago Bacon Ranch. Wendy Thomas: It is so delicious that most of the earth's surface will be dedicated to making it. Interviewer: Incredible. Wendy: Humanity will build a space station to harness sandwich rays from the sun to make more. 8702118
Reposted by tf eliotGabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 12/08/2025She’s jailed at the Stewart Detention Facility in Georgia. “It’s a facility operated by CoreCivic, a private prison contractor.” “I've worked at CoreCivic for 32 years,” CEO Damon Hininger said during one earnings call this year, “and this is truly one of the most exciting periods of my career.” 27854
Reposted by tf eliotlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Trader Joe’s cashier: any fun plans today? Me: Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring 2698
Reposted by tf eliotJennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 10/08/2025yeah so the thing is this isn't a background check problem. i think a quick look at 20th century european history will show that this is a very intentional part of the process. 925880
Reposted by tf eliotjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 29/07/2025i feel like it should be a national crisis that a foreign nation has kidnapped and tortured a U.S. citizen 8923313
Reposted by tf eliotSheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 23/07/2025If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the starvation of Gaza, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can. 11795387
Reposted by tf eliotMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Democrats have been asked to disavow Zohran more than Republicans have been asked to disavow the guy who murdered two Democrats. Says a lot about how profoundly fucked up our political and media situation is right now. 5667121773
Reposted by tf eliotHamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 26/06/2025A secret, never-mentioned fact is that the people who voted for Zohran are also taxpayers. www.bloomberg.com/news/article... 451154332295
Reposted by tf eliotBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state. That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress: Sit back and do absolutely nothing. 166154443851
Reposted by tf eliotChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 21/06/2025Compton, CA: A masked, heavily-armed man wearing body armor jumped out of a SUV today to kidnap a local resident. He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself. 1962216579063
Reposted by tf eliotOld Fashioned Boologna Salad @bolognasalad.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm 114163164770
