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It was my understanding that there would be no math

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Tony Adornato @robottony.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
To promote record, I offer you a Slavic Country version of Fugazi's Waiting Room
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ANT @allelitegraps.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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daniel lopez @danananananiel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
México’s goalkeeper reaches to block the ball while the famous Mexican pet duck helps on behalf of all of México
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Whit EM @whittyrem.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Everyone loves a wet boy
A woman on phanavision holding up a sign that says lesbians for marsh
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I took one look at that man’s hair and decided to trust everything he had to say about pool and pool related products
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 16/06/2026
going into the goal has to feel so great for the ball
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK
Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole @andrewfleer.com actually collecting the ingredients for this for some reasonIt's so wet

An unbaked Gatorade casserole 
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‪Fleer‬
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Update: 30 minutes later, it's still very wet.

Maybe 20 more minutes?







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We're going to try just a little longer. 

For the record, it smells horrid

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After an hour, I think this is the best we're gonna get

Baked Gatorade "casserole" 
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Gatorade casserole soup in a bowl 
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It smells like hot tuna, with a lingering sweetness of the Gatorade
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Justin @justinsofok.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Christian when he finds out someone's father died. #wwe03
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’m not merely pro-penis, I’m a
A guy’s name: Dick Advocaat
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
was watching ESPN FC and there was an interview with the duck's "grandma" and she says he gets one carnitas taco a week 🥹
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 09/06/2026
someone ran into my old trusty swedish car, totaled it -- but I dont want to bore you with my Saab story
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
And here we go. Already Ive been tricked into sending my penis to three of these so called "Group chats". I now have no choice but to shut down my alt where I pretend to be a 36 yr old Sex Worker from Brooklyn, offering my calloused, world weary perspective interspersed with moments of gentle warmth
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
We’re taking off on another video thread! 🧵
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.
Screenshot from the paywall on a Wired article that reads: “You’ve read your last free article.”
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Me when I realize I don't have a little treat because I was responsible at the supermarket
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I'm forced to think about this far too often...
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Global Tetrahedron @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
EMERGENCY UPDATE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exu1...
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🚨HAPPENING NOW: Tim Heidecker Gives A Major Friday Night Update On The Future Of InfoWars
YouTube video by The Onion
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HALLOWEENTime, M.D.🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @saigontimemd.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
yeah i sat down to laugh
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Various men running in suits pasted into the treadmill background of OK Go's "Here We Go Again" video
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
bill hader as stefon on snl, with a speech bubble
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/04/2026
Diego Pavia
I am going to create an crypto that is so toxic
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/04/2026
Yoda on a walkie would be a total disaster. Saying “Over” before every message. Get serious
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
no
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Michigan is force feeding every Gramp in town with Golden Pours topped with Frosty White Suds. This is how it fucks us. Thread
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 12/06/2025
In this moment of anxiety, please enjoy a baby goose falling out of an adult gooses wing. Yes I wrote that sentence. Yes this happened. Yes it's ADORABLE. No I don't think I'll capture a cuter goose moment this year. 🐣 🪶
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Incredible placement, split the saddlebags right down the seam, got the initial nut trauma and the rebound hit, I don’t think you can get drilled in the balls more perfectly than this
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You Gotta Give @yougottagive.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
All the shooters in this game
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Good god
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Zangief, big Florida guy @edsbs.bsky.social
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Everyone looks at Luke’s air kick, but the real joy of this is the graceful air-swimming of Boba Fett in the background. Utterly mesmerizing.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2_S...
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walker told me I have aids
YouTube video by bill billings
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 12/03/2026
just became aware of how swans look landing on water:
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Richard @sirlariato.northsky.social · 12/03/2026
MICHINOKU DRIVER II, what a fuckin' match!! #AEWDynamite
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Algorithm update. As ever: Dudes rock.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 06/03/2026
Miss Piggy speech bubble
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
OBI WAN: you don't need to see his identification STORM TROOPER (getting really hot in the suit): fine. move along. OBI WAN: and these aren't the droids you're looking for STORM TROOPER (lunch break was supposed to be an hour ago): i truly do not fucking care man. think for one second about my life
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 26/02/2026
I’m fucking mad. I’m not okay and I’m so fucking mad
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Bro imagine rolling up to church having just written Ave Maria. Suck my dick, god. Your move
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Clord TC, illustration creaturo @clordtc.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
holy shit i'm Force Awakens posting in 2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 20/02/2026
thinking about the guy at the pharmacy last week who marched up to the register and said “i see your selection of combs is less robust than it was on my last visit here”
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