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Gray ace, cis, bi. they/he. I am always tired. | Discord: Azure#8971 |

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 23h
stella is the sweetest angel on this entire website and you should help her right now. yes right now. drop everything. run to your computer. turn it on. okay now open the internet. you're doing great. keep it up. alright what was i saying? oh yeah, stella. we love her. help her out.
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 1h
I always knew English musicians would kill us all
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 1h
Appealing to the mods for labelling the nudes I dmed my wife as “nonsexual nudity”
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WYD 🔞 @w3d.bsky.social · 19h
Congrats queen, you won it!
Toriel Undertale holding Midna Twilight Princess with a crown pageant winner's sash reading Queen of the Pervs. In hindsight Toriel probably did do damage to people who want a big goat to be your loving mom but Midna is 50 pounds of nothing but ass that spends half the game's runtime sitting on your back and calling you a good doggie so I think I get why the poll results here turned out like they did.
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 1h
The detail where he only runs when not being looked at is so fucking funny. Bro is the king of drama
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 27/09/2026
Can @tuyoki.bsky.social draw this sprite please
pluey putting object on very low table by kneading paws (object is not seen)
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 31/10/2024
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 3h
John Wayne Gacy via Telegram: “Mr. Gacy reveals: 30 those young men and boys killed by him, who were presented to the world as innocent people, were communist operatives in the Soviet Union”
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pretty bug @inyourculture.bsky.social · 4h
once again, people using AI in place of a girlfriend 🙄
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My IRL friends call me Chris @christyceeck.bsky.social · 3h
TFW you realize you quote-posted the wrong story. (I blame it on being muddy-headed from a cold.) This is the actual story that the #GiftLink 🎁 below in my post is about.
A post from Justin Ling with the following text: 
I spent the summer trying to understand what makes Mark Carney's government tick. What I found is a C-Suite obsessed with efficiency — which is trying to ignore what's deeply broken. 

The photo accompanying the story is Mark Carney in a dark suit looking coldly determined.

The headline reads: Justin Ling: Who does Mark Carney really listen to? I asked insiders
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Mom Friend S. Pumpkins @momfriend64.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
We seem to be getting two Anne Hathaway horror movies this year? INCREDIBLE time for women who want Anne Hathaway to look them in the eye while slowly driving a knife into their hearts
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Shrimp @ashrimpnpc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Given what Aaron is doing, I can see what comes after. Waves of people being immediately suspended and abandoned. No reason to escalate it to the head of Trust & Safety if he has you blocked. More trans people and their allies are going to be forcibly shoved off this site by the thousands.
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Claudia: lesbian space merc @lesbianspacemerc.bsky.social · 8h
Hey @moderation.bsky.app @aaron.bsky.team is it official Bluesky policy that trans people aren't allowed to report posts that wish death to trans people as hate speech, since somebody is being threatened with suspension? Or is somebody going rogue and breaking policy to threaten a trans user?
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 19h
frotting while on the clock really puts the pre in pretending to work
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 7h
going to the gay bar in my Kirks
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 8h
I regret to inform everyone that I would wear KFOs
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godzilla minus ren @rotblossom.bsky.social · 9h
>looking for a new youtuber >ask the algorithm if this youtuber is a repressed transsexual or a rapist >it doesnt understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is repressed transsexual and what is rapist >it laughs and says "he's a good video essayist sir" >subscribe >he's a rapist
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may @maysuser.name · 8h
it would be cool if men didn't seemingly have a 60% chance of turning out to be rapists and a 90% chance of being okay with the men who are
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 8h
bsky mods when they review my posts
•Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service 
“Bad”

•Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired
 “Amoral”

•Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail 
“Disgusting”

•Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources 
“Two words: morally corrupt”

•Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work 
“Disgusting”
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Grasshopper Manufacture Inc. @ghmofficial.bsky.social · 11h
We've gone independent. NO GAME NO LIFE.
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 8h
Capital punishment should not exist obviously like at all But it seems equally insane to “treat her at a hospital”? Imagine getting that bullshit bill as her family too, Christ.
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 13h
>>>>>>>Hated Cubs immediately shit the bed
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 17h
>>>>>>win first playoff series in 20 years
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16h
This is such a look for going to Applebees
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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 16h
Seeing such joy in Yankee Stadium, it just cuts through my soul like a dull, rusty knife.
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 16h
Thank you Pittsburgh penguins for humiliating the Flyers at home for the season opener
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Peter @pistolpetestar.bsky.social · 17h
Damnit Red Sox you have one job
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 16h
God dammit, Boston.
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 18h
The first team to advance to the 2026 Division Series: the Chicago White Sox, as we all surely expected when this season began
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 19h
Thinking about how the Astros (a team that went literally .500 this year and somehow still in the playoffs, and then immediately got their shit kicked in by Chicago) went to the media last night and whined about the fans booing them saying they were spoiled. Methinks it'll happen again.
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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 19h
They’re from the South side of Chicago, they wear black, and the Pope is on their side.
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We'Re On A Mission From God
Alt: We'Re On A Mission From God
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 20h
Honestly shout out to Global for using smiling photos of the kids (solo photos), and a photo of the dad where the dad looks like fuckin' Dexter Morgan drawn from memory.
Article headline starting with "Edmonton man accused of abducting his 2 kids wanted on Canada-wide warrant"

Photos include his two adorable kids (presumably they take after their mother), and him in the middle. He looks like the world's saddest 40 year old kinko's manager
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 20h
god neti pots are so weird lmao
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🍁Nasty Canadian @thegrumpypenguin.bsky.social · 20h
Holy fuck. Parody account maybe?
Marisa Kabas• @marisa... • 59m do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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The Southern Dad @thesoutherndad.bs...
I mean, yeah. A bunch of us are there with you but we keep getting lumped in with rapists. I'm not going to light the fire if you're going to throw me on the stake.
The rampant misandry in online discourse is a big reason Andrew Tate has a huge following of morons and Trump won two elections.
5:44 PM • Sep 30, 2026Not all men but
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THIS FUCKING GUY
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 21h
@pope
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NO GODS, NO MASTERS, BISEXUAL DISASTERS 🇵🇸 🇺🇦🔞 @travisteatime.bsky.social · 22h
Brutal burn - but also, is he wrong?
Excerpt from the article:

"I do say this with love," Cage began. "When I see these 50-plus, otherwise intelligent, remarkably gifted thespians putting on these ridiculous outfits and getting ready for the fight — and let's face it, it's cutting all to the fight — it's hard for me not to be reminded that the MCU is becoming a well-funded and glorified WWE."
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 22h
I think he likes me
(A text message I sent) I walked outside today and three squirrels were all on the same tiny tree that was just taller than me and two of them immediately leapt off and ran away but one looked at me and ignored me and even got closer and you know which squirrel that was? That's right the one with the huge balls
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 22h
Atlanta I don’t want to tell you your job but this pitcher probably should not still be on the field Well. Guess that worked out there
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 22h
Oh my god Attaboy Harper strikes again
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 22h
Oh so I’m NOT insane I thought seeing Harper in OF seemed weird. I was sure that wasn’t what I was used to from him lol
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I think adding Arraez to the Philly lineup is fine enough. I think .. putting Harper in the OF, and Stott at 3B, and .. man, that defense is going to be a problem (derogatory)
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 22h
Don Mattingly is definitely an excellent hitting coach (I attribute a lot of the jays run last year to him), but yeah he cannot run a pen for shit. Manager ain’t the job for him Or maybe it will be if he keeps at it for a few years but definitely not yet lol
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
okay I'm sorry to literally beg for this, I've done part time jobs and you all have been amazing sponsoring for me doing work around the community But I go 1400 a month rent is due at the end of the month and I'm freaking out, they can delay it until the 8th but I think I honestly can't pay it
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 22h
On the one hand I like a lot of the Braves players and really can’t stand 99% of the Phillies But on the other hand the Braves still do the motherfucking Tomahawk Chop so I mean they can kick rocks
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Nova Crystallis @novacrystallis.com · 30/09/2026
Final Fantasy XI's free trial has removed the 14-day time limit and increased the level cap to 75 today:
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Final Fantasy XI free trial removes time limit, increases level cap to 75
Final Fantasy XI has updated its Free Trial today to remove the 14-day time limit previously imposed on this version. Also, the level cap has been increased from 50 to 75, which includes all content…
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Jeremy Appel 🍉 @readtheorchard.org · 30/09/2026
Some very normal stuff from the former editor in chief of the Canadian Jewish News
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah taking responsibility would mean quitting brother
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Canadian public is largely rejecting MAGA-style politics and the Canadian conservative movement with it, at least at the national level. But I am not sure the health of the Canadian conservative movement has been worse in my lifetime.
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Both papers have been op-ed sewers for years: Sue-Ann Levy lying about refugee hotels before someone tried to set fire to one, Joe Warmington toying with anti-vaxx stuff, Brian Lilley supporting MAGA, Tristin Hopper and Terry Newman getting really, really weird. But this feels like escalation
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