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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Tune in LIVE to be throttled by the truth. Stream wherever you want to be perceived.

Tim Heidecker looking serious with a tune in for InfoWars, tonight (7/2) at 8pm ET at @RealInfowars on YouTube

Global Tetrahedron @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Global Tetrahedron Commends Pharma Giant BTH On Their Commitment To Profit At Any Cost, Human or Otherwise. Watch @toxicavenger, uncut only in theaters Friday 8.29. #toxicavenger #partner #ad

Business titans today too rarely congratulate their peers on their work, but as leaders in both the money-hoarding sector and the employee misery sector, we at Global Tetrahedron LLC believe it is our duty to celebrate those working to make the world a better place for CEOs.
By skirting safety regulations and pushing for profits at any cost, BTH and their visionary CEO Robert Garbinger have blazed a brave new path for multinational conglomerates everywhere. BTH knows the importance of understanding their customer and exploiting them for all they're worth.
Their toxic dumping system is a model in this field, creating both new customers and new bio-boosters at the same time-all

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Here is Why I’m Sending Issues of ‘The Onion’ To Every Member Of Congress. Click here to read The Onion’s open letter to Congress: theonion.com/letter-to-co...

Why I’m Sending Issues of ‘The Onion’ To Every Member Of Congress
By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO

If you are reading this, you are likely either a member of Congress or one of the many underlings tasked with prodding lawmakers from a senile haze when they must cast a vote. You may be wondering why you have lucked out and received a free issue of our storied publication without so much as inserting a rider into a bill classifying The Onion as a tax-free religious organization.

Simply put, the inaction of Congress has already made me happier than any legal loophole could.

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...

Congress, now more than ever, our nation needs your cowardice

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/12/2024

Haven't you spent enough on your family? store.theonion.com/products/glo...

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Global Tetrahedron @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Össur Þorsteinsson - This 1,200-year-old glacier has held a seat on the board since the Dark Ages.

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Global Tetrahedron @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Keith Raniere - Keith brings a wealth of experience to Global Tetrahedron’s board from his 21 years at NXIVM.

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Global Tetrahedron @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Lloyd R. Windom, Chief Transformation Officer, was inspired to pursue a career in business after taking part in the Milgram experiment in 1961 and falling in love with leadership.

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Global Tetrahedron @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: The Abomination is currently sealed in a cryogenic chamber in Global Tetrahedron’s boardroom, where it serves as head of marketing.

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Global Tetrahedron @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Nathan Wentworth VIII - Born in Greenwich, CT, Nathan graduated summa cum laude from Harvard University before overseeing the Rwandan genocide.

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Global Tetrahedron @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Liam Shepherd: This was a Make-A-Wish thing.

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Global Tetrahedron @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Crisp $100 Bill - A preeminent figure in the world of business and finance. Global Tetrahedron is honored to have Mr. Franklin on board.

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Global Tetrahedron @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Meet The Board Of Global Tetrahedron: Bryce Tetraeder - The CEO, chairman, media proprietor, entrepreneur, human trafficker, thought leader, and venture capitalist responsible for overseeing Global Tetrahedron’s transition from a mere multinational conglomerate into a truly interglobal empire.

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Infinite Growth Forever: global-tetrahedron.com

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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/11/2024

Your generosity enables the continued growth of our ruthless media empire. Join us at membership.theonion.com?campaign=701...

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Read my full letter here: theonion.com/heres-why-i-...

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