iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

(texting the devil) hey man are you bringing your eggs to the function

Karen D. Lioness @deadlioness.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

It's like these stupid clouds don't even realize that their vague and random shape stimulus being perceived as significant

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 18/05/2023

Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

I don't have time for wallabies. You're either a kangaroo or you're not.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

There’s a wasp in my office. I tried pspspspsps but it doesn’t speak cat, so now I’m waiting to hit it with my shoe.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

The first casualty of war is the truth. The second is satire.

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Karen D. Lioness @deadlioness.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

The art of not inserting your own travel stories when someone just got back from a trip and is telling you about theirs.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

*walks into a poetry reading* I see depth people

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

*stops repeating everything* No more Mr. Twice Guy

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 23/06/2024

I’m leveling up from microplastics and just eating the happy meal toy

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Opened Pandora’s box. Popping Pandora’s bubble wrap.

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Arranging for my tombstone to provide suggestions of similar humans you might like

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 30/08/2023

RE starlight you sent 1500 years ago: sorry, just seeing this

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

YOU ALREADY HAVE NUTMEG CHECK AGAIN

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

if you think I’m annoying online you should hear me when I say everything like the B-52s guy for days at a time

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Dress for the job you want is such weird advice because how do you dress to be Ravenmaster at the Tower of London

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Karen D. Lioness @deadlioness.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

No, you’re the one who finished Sheep Detectives and cried your eyes out, not me. I have never cried. I don’t even own tear ducts. Definitely not me.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 02/07/2026

[a trojan soldier looking confused as they hear the faint sound of ‘Happy Birthday’ being sung inside the big horse]

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Cutting out the middleman* *scooping hummus with my hand

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Unfortunately, Broadway producers don't have the guts to stage a Jurassic Park musical.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

You know those books that sit there unread on your night stand? Take them with you on vacation so they can remain unread in a sunny locale.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Feeling two thirds less Frankenstein’s monster today.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

How long before I can pretend I didn’t say that?

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Cut my life into pieces. It’s a charcuterie board.

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Karen D. Lioness @deadlioness.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Stupid people are everywhere. It would be wrong and unfair to say America has cornered the market on stupid, but we sure have really strong distribution.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

"we need more moderates," they said, whitely

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

BREAKING: Pride Month Extended Indefinitely

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

My dog can't smell your fear. French poodle. She can only smell ennui.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Oh, good. Another horror movie is coming out. I was worried. It's been like, seven minutes.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

The best way to untangle a chainsaw chain is with an Ornette Coleman solo in your heart

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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

This might be my Welsh ancestry talking, but llylyllwwwllyygwidhwcwtchllylylyly

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Started my day off with a healthy dose of micro plastics.

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Tippi Hedren Collider (now with more birds) @linanneblack.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Ambulance at the axe-throwing place, I'm sure they were just booking a time or saying hey

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

You’ll survive but you’ll be funnier in ways that worries people

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

The world needs a sax-forward national anthem.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Before you block me, I just wanted you to know that I believe in you.

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flappy 🐥 @funflaps.bsky.social · 20/06/2024

Doctor Who: We can go ANYWHERE in time and space! Also Doctor Who: Let's go to Wales again

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MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

*Me, watching a movie in which a torch appears out of nowhere* "Oh look, somebody just got back from the torch store."

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I believe in you despite all the evidence to the contrary.

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Karen D. Lioness @deadlioness.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

3.5 billion years of evolution; survived ice ages, mass extinctions, asteroid impacts, and gnats looked at all of that and said “yeah but what if we just… went for the eyeballs.”

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Nice try – I know a trap when I see one. Is that butter?

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

It was funny, but in a public television kind of way

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Getting into the spirit of the World Cup by dramatically falling over and writhing on the ground whenever someone in the supermarket nudges me with their trolley.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026