Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Absolutely cannot and will not delete that app 030
Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I wasn’t gonna buy a toilet, but now, because of the power of advertising, I can’t help myself 120
Reposted by Dan Polish Last Name✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10/07/2026please be patient with me, i wasn’t listening 12903190
Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 20/07/2026At the Little Stinker Awards and they said you had a clean sweep 1121
Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Only seeing sheep-based movies from here on out 050
Reposted by Dan Polish Last NameJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/05/2026looks like the nba scheduled another game 7 tonight. i do not know why they ever do this. it doesn't take a math degree to realize that if a series lasts for seven games, one team will end up with fewer wins than the other. it's sloppy, it's asymmetrical, and it's a bad look for the league 241328154
Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Sitting motionless on the men’s bathroom toilet with the door unlocked until the censor turns the light off in hopes I scare my coworker Johnathan to death for stealing my pudding. 1112
Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Anyone want to try any of our gym’s new roof juice? 161
Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Some high level insider trading matematicas was popping off at the bank today 0192
Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Tommy Bahama shirt left on the stool in the gym locker room. Hope the hospital ride was swift and/or the angels were welcoming 🙏 0133
Reposted by Dan Polish Last Name聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it, 263588838
Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 03/12/2025If I extend this cyber Monday deal another day I’m gonna be fuckin fired, but I don’t care. I don’t fuckin care. You guys deserve this. 0596
Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Happy Thanksgiving from me, and my local zoo’s nutting turtle. 1164
Reposted by Dan Polish Last Namemore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/11/2025i've never actually seen The Passion of the Christ but i cherish my Chinese bootleg dvd 51291102
Reposted by Dan Polish Last Nameceej @ceej.online · 21/11/2025the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat 461705216
Reposted by Dan Polish Last Namejojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 11/11/2025the guys and i have noticed you festering lately. do you need a safe space to burst? 215517
Reposted by Dan Polish Last Namebrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 04/11/2025news reporter: so you really saw an alien and aren't just saying that to get on tv? me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right 236652
Reposted by Dan Polish Last NameEmma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social · 29/09/2025adulthood is like you wake up and someone is like “that will be $500” 12734158
Reposted by Dan Polish Last NameJeremy Parish (Radio Edit) @jparish.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Buying a company by taking out a massive loan, then making the company you bought responsible for paying off that loan, is so patently evil that it should be beyond illegal. The kind of thing that inspires enlightened societies without corporal punishment to bring back the death penalty as a one-off 522849564
Reposted by Dan Polish Last NameAl Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe! 617281562252
Reposted by Dan Polish Last NameBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2025wrote about the most beautiful play in college football history channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top... 1127529
Reposted by Dan Polish Last Namestu @rinbcage.bsky.social · 07/11/2024*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments 252987495
Reposted by Dan Polish Last NameGlen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 12/04/2024Charles Xavier: My school helps mutants control their powers. This is Cyclops, he was my first student and he is totally incapable of controlling his powers. This is Jean Grey, she started with Scott. She also cannot control her powers. And meet Rogue, yep you guessed it, can't control her powers 312062503
Reposted by Dan Polish Last NameDan Izzo @izzos.net · 27/09/2025The Silver Age of comics was hilariously unhinged 1494673557
Reposted by Dan Polish Last NameSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 08/01/2025I love firing searing bolts from my sentient ring, The Enigma, and wearing my damage-resistant silver sequined jumpsuit. 110616
Reposted by Dan Polish Last Namepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Post a PERFECT phonograph cylinder from the 1890s that isn’t by John Philip Sousa 2745454
Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Not sure anyone can start off a song and make you feel true emotion like the twins. It’s like they are speaking to my heart. 040
Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 26/08/2025I’m always standing like this. Nobody can take my back pocket goodies. Not anymore. Not after the incident. 150
Reposted by Dan Polish Last NameLone Star Light Enthusiast @boozepoodle.bsky.social · 30/06/2025This is the correct treatment of accused and admitted podcasters 1319
Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 08/06/2025We gotta reel in the people naming plants 1344
Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I’m in your artisanal soap store placing all sorts of parabens in there. I’m taking your triple milled lavender breeze and taking it down to only double milled. 160
Reposted by Dan Polish Last Namelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/05/2025if you Lock In just right on monday morning around 10 you can accomplish more work before lunch than a feudal serf managed in a whole harvesting season 1579252
Reposted by Dan Polish Last NameBafflegabs @bafflegabs.bsky.social · 04/05/2025We went with my mom to the lovely celeb cemetery in Westwood Village, some of my all-time favorites are taking their final naps there. But this is potentially the single greatest headstone of all time, my man. 819214
Reposted by Dan Polish Last Nameinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 23/04/2025the correct serving of noodles at any one sitting is always oodles 7478151
Reposted by Dan Polish Last NamePatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/04/2025Unless their demands are met 397090825
Reposted by Dan Polish Last NameFraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 20/04/2025There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results 7251531018
Reposted by Dan Polish Last Namepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/04/2024They’ve been holding these charity events for 40 years and yet they still haven’t found a cure for wrestlemania. I’m starting to think the whole thing is a scam 403557522
Reposted by Dan Polish Last NameBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/04/2025The "duvet cover" is a government program to test how docile the population is. They want to know how much Bullshit we'll put up with. They are laughing at us 844729572
Reposted by Dan Polish Last NameJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/04/2025although atheists do not believe in the resurrection of jesus christ, surveys show that 90% of atheists do believe that the easter bunny is a real rabbit who distributes eggs and candy to children. you might not agree with them but please remember that everyone’s beliefs should be respected 02355253
Reposted by Dan Polish Last NameMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Light rain here, however there’s a chance of the Son coming out later. 17520
Reposted by Dan Polish Last NameBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/04/2025New Gemstones episode on Eastermedia.tenor.coma man wearing sunglasses and a life vest with the word wave on it is riding a waveALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a life vest with the word wave on it is riding a wave 1035214
Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Sure, I could delete the app, but I would miss a chance to learn from the experts. 081
Reposted by Dan Polish Last NameKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 23/02/2024I don’t come down to the dick sucking factory (where you work) to bother your aging grandfather, (the founder of the dick sucking factory) about how much his grandchild sucks dick. Your grandmother (the ailing, long suffering CFO) doesn’t need those kinds of problems, does she? 10744122
Reposted by Dan Polish Last NameBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I think the late nineteenth century manual labor job I could do is "bartender cowering behind the bar during a cowboy brawl" 121157587
Reposted by Dan Polish Last Namewint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content 73200014888
Reposted by Dan Polish Last Namegeorgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 29/03/2025to the Joker, these are regular snacks with mentaiko mayonnaise flavor 4611139
