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Dan Izzo

@izzos.net
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Attorney (VA & DC Licensed) "Lawyers are basically just attack librarians" Posts are not legal advice. All opinions are my own

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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 8h
Oh good God dude...no. Just fuck no. This ain't it. You aren't being "thrown on the stake." Well...maybe YOU are...but that's deserved.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 15h
Every single time MAGA makes some ridiculous allegation now I'm just going to respond with "And Jack Smith was at a Hawks game with Fani Willis"
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 20h
I hope Schmitt's phones are ringing off the hook today with people mocking him
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 30/09/2026
I...what? Evangelism is a foundational principle of Christianity. ALL Christians are called fo evangelize. All Christians are evangelical to an extent. And American fundamentalist Protestants are HYPER-evangelical. Do...do you not know what the word means?
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 30/09/2026
Joe Girardi being asked "how do the Yankees find another world series title" Dude has GOT to want to go "don't fire me, the last guy to win one for you"
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 30/09/2026
SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never listened to Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *plays video* please explain this video of you [SMITH]: That is Queen and David Bowie's "Under Pressure"
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 29/09/2026
Katie Britt realizing what Eric Schmitt is talking about...
Katie Britt looking dismayed during Jack Smith hearings
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 29/09/2026
abovethelaw.com/2026/09/sena...
abovethelaw.com
Senator Accuses Jack Smith Of Perjury Because Missouri Lawmaker Too Dumb To Know About The Iowa Hawkeyes - Above the Law
Iowans generally have a low opinion of Missouri and... this is not challenging that.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 29/09/2026
Well fuck: www.wsscwater.com/news/2026/se...
wsscwater.com
Urgent Request – 8:45 a.m. Tuesday, September 29, 2026: Essential Water Use Only Issued for All WSSC Water Customers; Power Outage at Potomac Water Filtration Plant | WSSC Water
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 29/09/2026
Did not call this alliance between political atheism and political Christian evangelicals... But here we are.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 29/09/2026
In case you were wondering what one of the worst people on the planet was up to: @m-tracey.bsky.social is also deeply confused why women hesitate to report sexual assault My belief that Tracey has committed sexual assault gains further backing
Screenshot of tweet from Michael Tracey:

"Let's see if anyone has the 'balls' to name this Jane Doe so we can all evaluate her veracity, and that of her lawyers, since her lawsuit didn't hesitate to name & shame 7 of her peers as gang rapists. And neither did this melodramatic editorial in the Cornell student newspaper"
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 28/09/2026
It's such a stupid article. I've never heard the song cause I've just...never heard the song. It's not a genre of music I seek out to listen to. So? There's no "deeper meaning" I just...haven't heard the song.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 28/09/2026
Pressure and shame still works. www.cnn.com/2026/09/28/u...
cnn.com
New York prosecutors reopen investigation after student files lawsuit over alleged gang rape at Cornell University | CNN
Prosecutors in New York are reopening an investigation into an alleged gang rape of a former Cornell University student after a civil lawsuit was filed earlier this month by the woman’s lawyer, claimi...
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 26/09/2026
Folks...you don't get to be mad and surprused that a book about ASTARION'S backstory includes sexual assault... Sorry, if your PTSD is triggered by depictions of sexual assault it's not the author's fault you bought a book about a character WELL KNOW TO HAVE BEEN THE VICTIM OF SEXUAL ASSAULT.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 25/09/2026
How the fuck is my Jellyfin server more hardened than Meta's AI platform
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 25/09/2026
Thing is she could have written "These are best charged as misdemeanors but since you're INSISTING on a felony this is your strongest case."
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 25/09/2026
Since it's only a couple of episodes into it's latest season I'm going to once again recommend the podcast @ourfakehistory.bsky.social. One of my favorite history podcasts and a huge back catalogue to go through. The bonus episodes are also more than worth the $5 Patreon subscription.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 25/09/2026
It's the glasses

"The electrical engineering community on Twitter discovers that an $80 WiFi router shaped like 'Kevin' the Minion is the strongest 6E internet router for its price point currently on the market"
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 25/09/2026
Wh...why does a chastity cage need an internet connection? www.abc.net.au/triplej/prog...
abc.net.au
Hackers are locking dicks in chastity cages, and it's got security experts worried - triple j
Chastity cages are being hacked and penises held to ransom, and it's got some worrying about the security of internet-connected sex toys
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 25/09/2026
I...I am 100% they were drinking milk in fucking SUMER
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 24/09/2026
This is the society libertarians want www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna39516...
nbcnews.com
No pay, no spray: Firefighters let home burn
Firefighters in rural Tennessee let a home burn to the ground because the homeowner hadn't paid a $75 fee.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 24/09/2026
Today in "Does Dan have ADHD" "Why does my office smell like stale coffee?" Looks over at bookshelf...sees 5 coffee mugs from the last few days each with some residual old, stale, coffee in them.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 24/09/2026
www.politico.com/news/2026/09... Alright judge, time to haul in the person who barred the reporter and confiscated the press pass, figure out who gave them those instructions, haul THAT person in and throw the whole lot of them in a cell for the day.
politico.com
POLITICO barred from White House after court ruling restoring access
The Secret Service confiscated a POLITICO reporter's press pass Thursday morning despite a federal judge’s decision hours earlier that a media ban appeared to violate the constitutional due process ri...
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Sebastian Major @ourfakehistory.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Check out part one of my special series on Nicola Tesla. This one comes out from behind the paywall! Have we overcorrected in our estimation of this "great lost genius?" Hear what I have to say! art19.com/shows/our-fa...
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 23/09/2026
A great example of the difference between using AI as a tool vs. using it to replace your own creativity.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 23/09/2026
Couple of things: 1. I have never been to a job interview where I haven't been offered water 2. Coffee will not hydrate you, it actually dehydrates you 3. If you NEED coffee to stay awake/alert during a job interview you should probably see a doctor.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 23/09/2026
Turns out this is an author suing a literary agent for IP theft... But man if you're the Plaintiff you do NOT want to piss of the judge like this www.courtlistener.com/docket/63187...
courtlistener.com
Freeman v. Deebs-Elkenaney, 2:22-cv-02435 - CourtListener.com
Docket for Freeman v. Deebs-Elkenaney, 2:22-cv-02435 — Brought to you by Free Law Project, a non-profit dedicated to creating high quality open legal information.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 22/09/2026
Dear God I have NEVER seen a judge this mad... storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Order – #638 in Freeman v. Deebs-Elkenaney (S.D.N.Y., 2:22-cv-02435) – CourtListener.com
ORDER CONCERNING FREEMAN'S DEPOSITION: My order requires no clarification. It is perfectly clear. Counsel for Ms. Freeman do not get to set the rules. Ms. Freeman will answer EVERY question that is pu...
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 22/09/2026
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Viva Pinata Franklin Fizzlybear: What Could Go Wrong?
ALT: Viva Pinata Franklin Fizzlybear: What Could Go Wrong?
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 22/09/2026
Ohhhh we're doing black people fleeing to Canada again.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 22/09/2026
True; though most high-profile Dems follow up statements like this by making Republican talking points and trying to triangulate positions that are far more Republican. Their solution is to become "Republican Lite" and that's the real problem.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 22/09/2026
AI is not "being creative" it's regurgitating stuff that APPEARS creative but it's not actually creating anything.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 21/09/2026
There's also the non-zero chance you're @nameshiv.bsky.social's brother-in-law
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 21/09/2026
Notable exceptions Wrigley Field Great American Ballpark
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Someone tell Trump that the teens are in reach, he'll be so excited!
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 21/09/2026
Damn this is some real MAGA level "assimilationist" bullshit about how people should have to surrender their culture and uniqueness entirely whenever they move somewhere. And it's a HELL of a thing to say about New York Fucking City of all places!
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 21/09/2026
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Tim Curry as Pirate Laughing (Long John Silver)
ALT: Tim Curry as Pirate Laughing (Long John Silver)
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 21/09/2026
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Whoop There It Is! Dance Party
ALT: Whoop There It Is! Dance Party
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 20/09/2026
Anyone who has ever had an infant knows it is a battle against an immplacable foe who does not care one bit about you.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 20/09/2026
How'd that cotton export embargo work out for the Confederacy Chuck?
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 20/09/2026
Ebay informs me this item does not go against their policies www.ebay.com/itm/14748795...
ebay.com
The Jews Did This, Slaptags 20pack | eBay
I have for sale "the jews did this" slap tag stickers. easy peel. hard to remove stickers 20 pack
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 20/09/2026
@kateration.bsky.social found your people
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 19/09/2026
It took me a second to "see" the Klan hood in the converse ad. But like I immediately clocked "that looks like someone who's being hanged" And just...not a single black person was involved in the development of that ad at ANY stage huh?
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 19/09/2026
Yet another "leftist" who flattens all other societies and cultures to either acting only at the behest of the US or as a reaction against the US. Just strips every other society of their own agency. It's SUPER Americentric and American exceptionalist.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 18/09/2026
In case anyone is wondering how INSANE priced have gotten. Left is the current Amazon listing for a NVME drive The same drive I purchased in November 2025 Right is the details of my order from then...
Amazon listing from Samsung 9100 Pro 4TB NVME showing a price of $1119.99 and that I purchased one in Nov. 2025Screenshot of the order details for Nov. 2025 purchase of a Samsung 9100 Pro 4TB showing  I paid $369.99
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 18/09/2026
Hasan IS the "Joe Rogan of the Left" a grifter who says whatever he thinks is going to get him the most clicks/ad revenue and raise his profile regardless of it's veracity.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 18/09/2026
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 18/09/2026
Rank how much you like dogs using this scale
A 0-10 scale with Kristi Noem at 0 and Kash Patel at 10
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 17/09/2026
This is the best description of the behavior of the AI pushers.
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 17/09/2026
I mean Ho, Kacksmaryck, Rao, Cannon, O'Conner I'd say are as bad as Alito and a couple of them may actually be worse. But I take the point, IF he did nominate a conventional candidate it might be worth voting for them to get Alito off the court. This assumes its a "I retire upon confirmation" sit
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