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The worst is when you’re trying to broadcast your aerobics routine online and your footage accidentally captures a military junta procession on the way to the parliament complex

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

👩‍🍳🧑‍🍳👨‍🍳Att Chefs! 👩‍🍳🧑‍🍳👨‍🍳 Why not get a little fricassee going? You’ve got nothing to lose! Make a fricassee today! 👩‍🍳🧑‍🍳👨‍🍳 👩‍🍳🧑‍🍳👨‍🍳 👩‍🍳🧑‍🍳👨‍🍳

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Fremantle should use Otis Redding for Wharfie Time imo

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wow. If Timmy Trumpet can get divorced I guess no relationship is safe

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[NRL in 48 hours] well folks, you spoke and we listened! The NRL is thrilled to announce Tambalane will be performing at the 2026 Grand Final!

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norman emailer @maximumchips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Okay cool our premier has late stage syphillis

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I grew up in the 90s in Brisbane so obviously I’ve seen quite a lot of different Looney Toons neck ties

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Why the hell do Harvey Norman have a monopoly on sports replays

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Crazy how Iran used to be named Peugeot

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Thrilled to come home to my cats having knocked over my Rickenbacker and breaking the neck

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Angry Anderson truly was a cross little man

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I NEED someone on death row to do the ‘55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos’ bit to the warden when they’re asked what they want for the last meal #prisons #america

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If you get deported from Australia they stamp your passport with a stamp that says ‘You Can’t Handle The Strewth’

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sometimes if I’m really angry at the council I’ll go and put a few hot ashes in the wheely bin

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If I was Joanna Wietrzyk I’d make sure I also shat myself doing some basic errands like grocery shopping and going to the bank so it makes that whole race shitting thing seem less of a huge deal

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

EVs should come with a driver’s side microphone and a speaker on the roof so you can make your own car noises

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

So Kash Patel is clearly fucking animals yeah?

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Fucking lol at his own band pulling out of the tour too

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

🔒 It’s a lock in 🔒 I’m putting together a team of athletes and Hollywood representatives down at the Rydges Conference Rooms and we’re not leaving until we negotiate a way for women in sports to feel empowered whilst still allowing Sydney Sweeney to get her tits out holding a football

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’d love to hear a white guy’s interpretation of the Blues one day

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I read this band name as The Mike Carlton Kids and that’s when I realised I was old

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The more you look into Tiny Tim the more confusing it gets

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

WHY was I the only one on their doorstep last night at 7pm applauding our essential workers? Are we not doing that anymore?

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

What about a sitcom centred around a family of 5 living in Paris, the dad played by Serge Gainsbourg, and it’s called Are You Done With That Dijon?

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

ACAB includes people who complain about the way someone from another country pronounces the name of their city

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Looks like the Rams’ decision to fly half way around the world the day before the game is really paying off

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

YES my fly is down, but my spirits are up

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

In honour of the NFL coming to Australia, the MCG food outlets are serving burgers, hot dogs and sodas!!! Gotta love it!!!

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Very cool to see a sports game happening at the MCG with no gambling advertising whatsoever

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

There’s friggin seppos everywhere

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Travelling back in time for the purposes of Brix Smith

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Goddamn the new Interpol album is really good?

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I miss my cats when I’m at work

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I think it was very mean of Bloc Party’s label to let them release this new music

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Looking forward to the NFLs ‘Salute to Young Einstein’ during tomorrow’s game, with a performance from Mental As Anything featuring Yahoo Serious!!

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This is why I stopped flushing toilets 20 years ago

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Interesting that One Nation are going after Andrew Hastie for his defence of Ben Roberts-Smith, I woulda thought all the One Nation cookers were huge BRS fans

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

A big part of me thinks America is still getting over Prohibition and that’s why they are the way they are

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

“That was a splash, I said a dash you idiot” - chefs

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Just think about how much better The Knack’s ‘My Sharona’ would’ve been if the producer got Fred Schneider to sing ‘who’s Sharona?’ ahead of the my Sharona bit

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Melbourne needs to sort itself out. Storms are supposed to happen in the late afternoon or evening, not 4am.

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Petition to rename Barassi Way to ‘Brunton Avenue’

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Sorry, but the A&R reps for Angine de Poitrine have demanded a sexy new look for their new album. Chaps, mesh shirts, greased up skin. It’s gonna be great.

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I’m just not in the headspace for a strongest El Niño on record

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Hopefully she gives it a ‘The Hangover’ type vibe or something cool like that

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

There’s a new shop just opened up on Toorak Rd that only sells scented wipes. Just, nothing but scented wipes. Gotta be in the Pantheon of Terrible Business Ideas.

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I’m looking for the BEST new posts on Bluesky, Threads and potentially other platforms!! I want: ✅ Edgy ✅ Uncompromising ✅ Unfiltered I’m talking the hottest, most INSANE posts the internet has to offer, bar none!!!! Think you’ve got what it takes??

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I can’t believe the amazing people at Make A Wish let me fly a plane over that South African stadium!!! And I’m not even sick!!!

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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

One of the regulations for wearing AI/smart glasses in public should be that you have to wear a huge sandwich board with your full name along with the fact that you’re a virgin

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