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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Absolutely cannot and will not delete that app

Car falling from a bridge and someone sending out prayers

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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I wasn’t gonna buy a toilet, but now, because of the power of advertising, I can’t help myself

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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

It’s all about etiquette in the stinking community

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

please be patient with me, i wasn’t listening

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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

At the Little Stinker Awards and they said you had a clean sweep

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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Not sure how I got involved in this, but sure why not

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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Only seeing sheep-based movies from here on out

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

looks like the nba scheduled another game 7 tonight. i do not know why they ever do this. it doesn't take a math degree to realize that if a series lasts for seven games, one team will end up with fewer wins than the other. it's sloppy, it's asymmetrical, and it's a bad look for the league

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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I simply do not have time for more than one syllable

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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Foolish to think he wouldn’t have any repercussions

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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Sitting motionless on the men’s bathroom toilet with the door unlocked until the censor turns the light off in hopes I scare my coworker Johnathan to death for stealing my pudding.

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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Anyone want to try any of our gym’s new roof juice?

A pitcher used to catch the rain leaking through the roof of our gym

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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Some high level insider trading matematicas was popping off at the bank today

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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Tommy Bahama shirt left on the stool in the gym locker room. Hope the hospital ride was swift and/or the angels were welcoming 🙏

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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,

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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

They should have asked me earlier. I just got em in my pool.

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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I do it for the poor ornament makers of the world

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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

If I extend this cyber Monday deal another day I’m gonna be fuckin fired, but I don’t care. I don’t fuckin care. You guys deserve this.

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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

Happy Thanksgiving from me, and my local zoo’s nutting turtle.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

i've never actually seen The Passion of the Christ but i cherish my Chinese bootleg dvd

"CHRIST. WHAT A MOVIE.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"
- B Alan Orange

"Sometimes hard to follow..."

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ceej @ceej.online · 21/11/2025

the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat

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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

the guys and i have noticed you festering lately. do you need a safe space to burst?

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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

news reporter: so you really saw an alien and aren't just saying that to get on tv? me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right

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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

I mistakenly used my YPL meter instead. I forgot SPL is the world record standard now. (Yam Poundage Level)

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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

What’s that man couldn’t here you over the thud

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Emma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

adulthood is like you wake up and someone is like “that will be $500”

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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Buying a company by taking out a massive loan, then making the company you bought responsible for paying off that loan, is so patently evil that it should be beyond illegal. The kind of thing that inspires enlightened societies without corporal punishment to bring back the death penalty as a one-off

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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

I’m still there. The snack situation was on point so I just didn’t leave.

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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

I’ve already sent the email to my boss. Easy street here on out

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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

wrote about the most beautiful play in college football history channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...

Kadyn Proctor running with the ball in his hand like the ancients foretold

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Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Yeah I did earlier to all my friends

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stu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments

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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 12/04/2024

Charles Xavier: My school helps mutants control their powers. This is Cyclops, he was my first student and he is totally incapable of controlling his powers. This is Jean Grey, she started with Scott. She also cannot control her powers. And meet Rogue, yep you guessed it, can't control her powers

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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 27/09/2025

The Silver Age of comics was hilariously unhinged

Screenshot of Silver Age Supergirl comic panel where Supergirl is turning a man to stone

Man: Supergirl...why are you turning me to stone?
Supergirl: Whenever I split with a boy friend, I add him to my private 'rock garden.' You can be your own tombstone ha ha!"

In the background are 8 other stone figures, boy friends supergirl turned to stone.

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 08/01/2025

I love firing searing bolts from my sentient ring, The Enigma, and wearing my damage-resistant silver sequined jumpsuit.

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