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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 1h

One downside of this website is that Posting While Horny has been destigmatized—even encouraged. This is not The Path

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I know this is highly unlikely to happen but in the list of hilarious things that could happen this November, "Tom Cotton loses his seat because Trump attacked him over Permanent Daylight Savings time" would be high up there with the funniest.

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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 13h

You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.

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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 22h

When I try to rap

Two Bluesky posts. The top one from Mara Wilson says "Anyway, who wants to see pictures of my gay car 1/4)." The one below says "five my days of hat."

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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 03/10/2026

terrorism insurance for only $22/year? they're absolutely suicide-bombing the competition

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026

i have been laughing at this for 5 minutes straight

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

In two years we've gone from a standard where the President's budget proposal was a set of suggestions Congress would ignore to where Congressional appropriations are now a set of suggestions the President ignores.

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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026

tumblr post:
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Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.

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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

Dave Matthews is an uno reverse "separate the art from the artist" situation. He has unambiguously good political takes on every issue, but his art is atrocious.

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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the funniest thing about the "we don't trust the media" people is that they will trust literally anyone else. like, if you have an image and text, they'll buy it. shaking keys at babies type logic.

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026

Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...

The chief justice used to preside over a Supreme Court whose members were afforded more privacy and freedom than many other public officials. Once, years ago, Mr. Lipson and the chief justice found themselves up the peninsula from Port Clyde without a car, Mr. Lipson recalled in an interview. So he stuck out his thumb by the side of the road and a pickup truck pulled over. He and the nation’s top jurist hopped in the back and hitchhiked back to town.

Now, Mr. Lipson said, he is cautious about introducing his friend to strangers. This year, on an outing to nearby Monhegan Island, people recognized the chief justice as he walked by a brewery and started to chant: You should be ashamed.

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Suzzi @suzzisulli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Historians will never believe that the once powerful American military was run by a failed Fox News host and he hired 3 rich, white men who had never served to be in charge of “the future of warfare”. What a fucking joke! #Blues

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Matthew Dowd @matthewjdowd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Latest WSJ poll: "63% want to pause AI development 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 59% want Medicare for All 57% want a $20 minimum wage 58% want to end U.S. military aid to Israel" This is the center of the country politically. it is time all adjust to this political spectrum, esp. media.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This is such a look for going to Applebees

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1st Minnesota Volunteers Stan Account @himdogson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ironically many American liberals do have suicidal empathy- they just have it towards conservatives, who they refuse to realize hate them and want to destroy their way of life

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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."

Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is very interesting. Two thoughts: 1. This will be challenged. I wouldn't be surprised if challenges succeed. 2. You should be able to make officials who violate your constitutional rights pay for it, and if nothing else, this bill highlights how difficult it is-particularly w/r/t the feds.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We’ve built a bridge!

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Don’t love that the secretary of war announced the creation of a department of autonomous warfare in the same speech he referred to my people as a slur that I’ve not heard since 2012 on broadcast television but you know. whatever. who gives a shit man

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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think people's refusal to recognize that weed can be addictive is partly about the fact it'd require them to admit "weed can be addictive bc anything enjoyable can be addictive, that doesn't make it inherently bad", and if thats true then it means it also applies to more stigmatized drugs

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Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Brad the Inhaler 🌳 @erectilefunction0.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I deleted a post in which I said Michael Tracey should kill himself. That was a mistake, I’m sorry. I should not have deleted the post, I will be better next time.

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 30/09/2026

Every post I see from women today on TikTok is saying “they are trying to leak the identity of Jane Doe. We won’t let them! I am Jane Doe” “We’re all Jane Doe until none of us are”

Michael Tracy posting records naming the Cornell rapists and saying this Let's see if anyone has the "balls" to name this Jane
Doe so we can all evaluate her veracity, and that of her lawyers, since her lawsuit didn't hesitate to name & shame 7 of her peers as gang-rapists. And neither did this melodramatic editorial in the Corn...

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

just found this clip of the writers room

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horse chestnut @natehousley.com · 30/09/2026

me when I go on the computer

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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with a bestselling author who is insane [JACK SMITH]: No [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Naomi Wolf! [SMITH]: That is Naomi Klein sir

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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/09/2026

if pinnochio came to life around me i'd throw that weird little contraption into the fireplace

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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dracula Flow meme

This blunt looks like Ray J's dick

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Alex L @bustedsneakers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

this is extremely funny to me personally

meme format saying you are the elect of the machine god, probably

plus
john calvin be at it again

thanks for this

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Monica 🌸 @glowerchild.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Plus the churros are back. This meal was less than $3 for me🌭 (no sales tax in OR) The rotisserie chicken is $4.99 and feeds me for the work week. 🙌

Comically large hot dog next to Comically large churro from Costco

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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 29/09/2026

what the fuck

Government website header with "America.gov" and a "Menu" button. A message asks, "Do you want to be my new AI gf?" Below, text reads, "No. I'm America, a government information service. I can help with official U.S. government programs."

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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it’s called Rob Liefeldmaxxing

Rob Liefeld’s noneuclidean take on Captain America

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Skrrt Russell @cidmcdp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Crying at my desk stg. 😭😭😭

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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cornell University treating Gaza protestors more harshly than gang rapists is a real statement of values. It’s almost like violent domination by the powerful is the core belief of leadership.

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don't think people understand how much of my writing time I waste stressing out about how to pronounce the names of southern towns. do you have any idea how many places there are in the American south where locals pronounce their town's name in an impossibly stupid way?

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