Reposted by DadFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/07/2026sorry i've been a bit mia around here my password needed to be entered to activate faceid and it was more than i could handle 19712
Reposted by DadThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 15/07/2026You wouldn’t like me when I’m conscious. 0185
Reposted by DadFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Getting refused entry into the biker gang was bad enough but them calling me Hardly Davidson as I was leaving was just humiliating. 26512100
Reposted by DadGrandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Sprauncy [SPRAHN-see] or [SHPRAWN-see] (adj.) -Smart or showy in appearance; dapper. -Showily dressed; fashionable. Used in a sentence: “Well get a load of Mr. La-dee-da sprauncy-pants over there with his surtout and top hat! Just who does he think he is?” 19924
Reposted by DadGiraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 18/03/2025First day in prison, establishing myself as mitochondria 33712
Dad @daddest.bsky.social · 07/03/2025My children have learned that when I say “fun fact…” what follows will not be fun for anybody but me 152
Reposted by DadJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 01/12/2024No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously. 25879197
Reposted by DadScott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social · 03/11/2024The end of Daylight Saving Time is fun because we get to enjoy an extra hour of the dumbest time in history. 0205
Reposted by DadSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 22/06/2024You guys wanna get hepped up on espresso beans and listen to James Taylor 107430
Reposted by Dadlalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 08/06/2024You could be the pencil to my cassette tape but you playin' 715449
Reposted by DadMaddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 24/04/2024Trying out quantum entanglement as a new excuse for why I’m running late to work 68220
Reposted by Dadsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/01/2024My favorite thing about winter is that my skin looks like it’s been dusted with Parmesan 13113
Dad @daddest.bsky.social · 10/01/2024Sleep in a few more minutes. We don’t have to rush into the day. 000
Reposted by DadThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 07/01/2024Feeling completely disconnected from every facet of society isn’t as liberating as I’d hoped. 0156
Reposted by DadSteel Rat Gamer @steelrat.bsky.social · 05/01/2024Bluesky invite codes are now like zucchini you leave on someone's porch. 131
Reposted by Dadlalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 30/12/2023Some days you just gotta do a few sweet kung fu moves and carry on 616967
Reposted by Dadbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 19/12/2023I will try to explode you with my brain if you wave me on when you have the right of way. 410118
Reposted by DadCrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 24/12/2023Having no children to will them to, I donate my bags full of plastic bags to the charity shop. 311435
Reposted by Dad1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick.bsky.social · 20/12/2023Wanna feel old? The people born in 2000 are now 56. 55420
Reposted by Dadmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 17/12/2023I absolutely have daddy issues. My dad is the best man I know, funny without ever being unkind, honest, cares about everyone and has always been naturally inclusive and accepting, so yes I have daddy issues knowing this is completely possible and so many men I know are not that 79724
Reposted by DadPoppycock🌸 @sugarandsage.bsky.social · 25/11/2023The sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a grandpa sweater 55920
Reposted by DadJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 11/12/2023Christmas is all around. Stay vigilant. 210346
Dad @daddest.bsky.social · 13/12/2023The cashier called my grocery bagging “efficient”, and I will ride that high for the rest of the day. 010
Dad @daddest.bsky.social · 09/12/2023In all your Christmas shopping get yourself a little something too. You are also worth celebrating. 000
Reposted by DadFunctionally Feral @feralferrell.bsky.social · 07/12/2023Me: I’ll text that to myself so I don’t forget. Phone: *dings* Me: omg a text who’s it from!! 26224
Reposted by DadPaul @grommit56.bsky.social · 06/12/2023Try as I might I just can't shake the feeling that Earth is like the Ohio of the galaxy. 119448
Dad @daddest.bsky.social · 06/12/2023Only a couple weeks left until Christmas. Make sure you’re eating your breakfast and getting enough sleep. 000
Reposted by DadJason @longwall26.bsky.social · 03/12/2023My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord 2198892861
Reposted by DadMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/12/2023*naked in front of the mirror If god created me in his image he may wanna lay off the donuts. 02815
Dad @daddest.bsky.social · 15/11/2023How about breakfast for dinner? I’ve got bacon and flapjacks. 000
Reposted by DadMarshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 15/11/2023Let’s all have an okay day today okay 87419
Dad @daddest.bsky.social · 14/11/2023Here’s a buck for each of you for the soda machine. Might have to smooth em out a little. 000
Dad @daddest.bsky.social · 13/11/2023There’s scrambled eggs and hot coffee. You’ve got time, sit for a minute before you rush out the door. 000
Dad @daddest.bsky.social · 13/11/2023If you need me, I’ll be up banging around the kitchen at 5 AM. 000
Dad @daddest.bsky.social · 11/11/2023Hey, if you have any two sided mattress, it’s about time to flip it. If it’s one-sided, just rotate it. You got this. 010
Reposted by DadFulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 05/11/2023Teen years: An extra hour of sleep! Twenties: An extra hour out drinking! Thirties: An extra hour of sleep for the kids! Forties: An extra hour awake for no damn reason! 0175
Dad @daddest.bsky.social · 30/10/2023It's all fun and games until your trick knee pops out again. 000
