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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
RIP Marjoe Gortner, an American original - child preacher who once he grew up, revealed all the tricks of the evangelist trade in an Oscar winning documentary and then transitioned into acting and was ubiquitous in the 1970s... MARJOE the documentary is on Tubi!
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Putting a bottle or can of pop in the freezer to cool it quickly and assuming you'll pull it out before it explodes is known as 'the devil's fizzy wager.'
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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A color portrait of drummer, singer, Genesis frontman, and Top 40 solo artist Phil Collins, circa 1990. Special Operative Yìchén sees the image and can’t help himself. He’s suddenly air drumming the 10-note tom-tom fill from “In the Air Tonight.” His director at the Eleventh Bureau shoots Yìchén a stern look from beyond the cubicle.
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 15/08/2026
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S01E02 Hell Hath Fury 5 February 2004
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 13/08/2026
usenet post from 1996. people have always been like this
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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 28/07/2026
I just call them pants
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 21/07/2026
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
web ad with a pic if a woman sleeping with a thing coming out her nose. says Sleep Apnea is Linked to This Household Item (Stop Using It) Sticky Flex Grabber Hands (that's what the thing coming out of the woman's nose looks like)
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Matthew Campbell @socialscifi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Has this been done yet?
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I Think There IV: I Am
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Had to dig up a hard copy for this one.
The Onion headline: Ska Band Outnumbers
Audience
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the boys from hanson with a speech bubble
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Mike Migdall @itsmigdalltime.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
yub nub delilah what's it like in ewok city
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 17/06/2026
Pain is ouchies entering the body
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
🗣️ BARBECUE SAUCE
some tense looking men and women, one holding a baby. the movie is called GIVE ME BACK MY BABY
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
For sale: tragic shoes. Baby size
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Seen an ambulance pulling up to the hospital..i hope the doctors are ok
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I can see why they're called "step-dads". Because they "step" on my water bottle, breaking it!
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Women will make fun of guys for using 3-in-1 shampoo or whatever and then see nothing wrong with going to an ear, nose and throat specialist
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
guardians of the galaxy.... more like guardians of my house (i hired the guardians of the galaxy to guard my house)
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
*smells like teen spirit voice* venezuela
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Donnie, from Donnie Darko, with a speech bubble.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom
Gavin Newsom lookin regular and cool as all get out. kinda seems like he's got those wind up chattering teeth in his mouth and he's trying to play it cool as they clatter around
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Wrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look
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midgieeeek! @midgie.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
cool name why’s it called that
bbc news story about a 3rd shark attack in 2 days at “popular swimming spot Shark Beach”
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/01/2026
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/12/2025
[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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thumbnail for the movie Rear View Mirror featuring a side view mirror
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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it
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𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟 @ctrles.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Running away to join the circus is the work experience equivalent of going to clown college
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IndigoBlooper @indigoblooper.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: McDichael, Dustice, Sweemey, Gride, Archideld, Dourque, Smorin, Furcotte, McSriff, Wesrey, Mixon, Truk, McRlwain, Rortugal, Chamgerlain, Sandaele, Nogilny, Dandleton, Smehrik, Sernandez, Dugnutt and Bonzalez
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𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟 @ctrles.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
little kid holding up the toy he got for christmas to show Grandma
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free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 02/06/2025
CTRL-C CTRL-V-V-V-V
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
jordan peterson sobbing and red, recounting his experience with one of those turkish ice cream guys
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
i have significant moral qualms with cloth mother, but we have to stop wire mother
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
picture of back of motorcycle themed t-shirt that reads 

"if you can read this, the bitch fell off!"
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𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟 @ctrles.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
memorizing Lorem Ipsum like digits of Pi
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Illegal raw milk should be called mooshine.
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