Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026RIP Marjoe Gortner, an American original - child preacher who once he grew up, revealed all the tricks of the evangelist trade in an Oscar winning documentary and then transitioned into acting and was ubiquitous in the 1970s... MARJOE the documentary is on Tubi! 1234481
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Putting a bottle or can of pop in the freezer to cool it quickly and assuming you'll pull it out before it explodes is known as 'the devil's fizzy wager.' 731496161
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160183695
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 13/08/2026usenet post from 1996. people have always been like this 2625119
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 28/07/2026I just call them pants 4268041082
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟Matthew Campbell @socialscifi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Has this been done yet? 3675162
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo 182134554701
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I Think There IV: I Am 620220
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Had to dig up a hard copy for this one. 6174831458
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟Mike Migdall @itsmigdalltime.bsky.social · 26/06/2026yub nub delilah what's it like in ewok city 61098354
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar 264137493530
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/05/2026For sale: tragic shoes. Baby size 550962
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Seen an ambulance pulling up to the hospital..i hope the doctors are ok 71275144
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I can see why they're called "step-dads". Because they "step" on my water bottle, breaking it! 31274
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Women will make fun of guys for using 3-in-1 shampoo or whatever and then see nothing wrong with going to an ear, nose and throat specialist 725821
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟 Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you. 3694312369
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/09/2024guardians of the galaxy.... more like guardians of my house (i hired the guardians of the galaxy to guard my house) 7785
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 18/03/2026*smells like teen spirit voice* venezuela 431545
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 24/08/2025i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom 413046411
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟Wrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social · 02/02/2026DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look 186671781
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/12/2025[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book 192117321
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through 142143253529
𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟 @ctrles.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Running away to join the circus is the work experience equivalent of going to clown college 041
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟IndigoBlooper @indigoblooper.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Bare minimum for holding a conversation: McDichael, Dustice, Sweemey, Gride, Archideld, Dourque, Smorin, Furcotte, McSriff, Wesrey, Mixon, Truk, McRlwain, Rortugal, Chamgerlain, Sandaele, Nogilny, Dandleton, Smehrik, Sernandez, Dugnutt and Bonzalez 611838
𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟 @ctrles.bsky.social · 15/06/2025little kid holding up the toy he got for christmas to show Grandma 060
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/08/2023jordan peterson sobbing and red, recounting his experience with one of those turkish ice cream guys 119928
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 25/10/2024i have significant moral qualms with cloth mother, but we have to stop wire mother 3581121
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened? 72202604589
Reposted by 𝕹𝖆𝖟𝖟Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Illegal raw milk should be called mooshine. 552082249