free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 8hI wish Amex would be a proud partner of my brand too, god that would be so sick 031
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 12hmaybe instead of finishing job apps today an airplane will become crashed into my home and finish me instead 020
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 29/09/2026Simpsons theme has too many notes happening too quickly, Danny elf man should have chilled the fuck out 1101
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 28/09/2026macadamias and dried cherries both > $11/lb right now my trail mix recipe is fucking me up 040
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 28/09/2026thinking about adding a hash brown patty between the eggs, although adding the tomato already feels like flying too close to the sun (should've been a thinner, wider slice) 140
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 28/09/2026an entire chicken's breast, filleted, pounded, breaded, and fried; finished off with a generous drenching of lemon juice 040
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 28/09/2026designing a search engine so shitty to use it always makes you forget what you were looking for by the time you've interacted with its awful and protracted user experience 000
Reposted by free Via 📐Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026teaching cats the power of music 0141
Reposted by free Via 📐magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 24/09/2026Don Draper, visibly drunk, about to get knighted for coming up with FCUK The queen: is he going to chunder on me fresh Air Jordans? (The queen is a sneaker head in the Mad Meniverse) Draper: [blehhh] The queen: oh that's right narsty 1212
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 27/09/2026some of the ppl in commercials look way too smug, get over yourselves 010
Reposted by free Via 📐particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026guy who thinks the poop and pee goes from the bowl up into the toilet tank before it goes to the sewer 0181
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 27/09/2026just remembered a triumphant moment in which my drunk homies and I came out of a party back in college and nobody believed when I said that we would be able to push the back of a little hatchback that had parked blocking our car out of the way until we tried and succeeded to their disbelief 💪🍺 020
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 27/09/2026accidentally bit my burger upside down and the flavors weren't distributed right at all, awful bite 070
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 26/09/2026kids (maybe 10-12??) playing in nearby yard and one of them is obsessively saying "DON'T TOUCH MY WEEWEE" as some kind of bit I presume 000
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 26/09/2026🎶 welcome to a JUNGLE let it bring u to your shaman nominees 🎶 010
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 26/09/2026JKB is really on one here, very true to the GF vibe but more atmospheric and with really confusing mixes where clean and distorted guitars seem superposedgodflesh.bandcamp.comDecay, by GODFLESH6 track album 100
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 26/09/2026breaking all of my bones to get put in a full body cast and then being *very* disappointed when they tell me that's not the way to have a mold of your body made 030
Reposted by free Via 📐Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Colin Simmons of Texas did a piss taunt after sacking the Tennessee QB and caught a penalty for it. The slo-mo angle is incredible 347399
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 26/09/2026guy who travels back in time and then doesn't get a CRT television because he knows the flat screens are going to come around eventually 030
Reposted by free Via 📐to bebop or not to bebop 🌹🔨 @beansnbops.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i eat em one at a time so to me theyre just m's 071
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 26/09/2026if I didn't make mistakes I guess I wouldn't be productive at all 020
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 25/09/2026Skinny Puppy morning (Too Dark Park followed by The Process); had a moment of temptation to start with earlier albums but didn't want them to take over the day 030
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 25/09/2026stating "I would shit myself if x happened" where x is some very unlikely or improbable event, but then x happens and you had just taken a dump right beforehand <<<<<<<<<<<<<< 140
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 25/09/2026big party at my house in the afterlife where I dote on martyrs endlessly 030
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 25/09/2026guy who gets high but then comes down as soon as he stops coughing 010
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 25/09/2026when your leaders are being obsequious you've got yourself a big problem 000
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 25/09/2026the political flyer in my mailbox straight to the recycling bin pipeline 020
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 25/09/2026my creative process lead me to a new guitar chord voicing the other night (root had to be B, needed 3 more tones, all naturals) and it hurt my hand to play it 👍 210
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 25/09/2026reading someone's inscrutable, insane blathering and saying, "yup" 050
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 24/09/2026I'm opening a bar for blind dates, it's pitch black inside and u can't see shit 040
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 24/09/2026the best part of every woodworking project is when it's done and you start thinking about how you'd do it again without all of the mistakes you didn't realize you were making 060
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