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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 5h

if someone can get mike tomlin to play disco elysium we can fix the steelers

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 30/09/2026

me and my friend would have killed liberty bibberty with advanced interrogation techniques i'll tell you that much

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 28/09/2026

ChatGPT... GLP-1... hell what ever happened to a damn BLT?

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Every post on a wedding forum: Is it tacky to write thank you notes with a ballpoint pen? 🥺 I already wrote them and I just found out about other pens 😣 Replies: Extremely tacky 🤮 If you don’t know about pens, you shouldn’t be getting married. I’m from the south. And I just have to laugh.

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 27/09/2026

nfl redzone costs a lot of money but it's worth it for the constant audio desync, random disconnections, and gambling ads

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 27/09/2026

chris rock if he was an alien: i think all glorbs should cost 5,000 snorbs. five thousand snorbs per glorb

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 27/09/2026

holding up my phone to my barber and saying "yeah i want something like this" and it's just a video from May 14th 2037 of them at a renaissance fair being impaled by shards of a jousting pole

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 27/09/2026

that's one of the greatest college football TDs of all time

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 26/09/2026

they got the HotDog.jpeg audio filter on the texas-tennessee game youtu.be/QEzhxP-pdos?...

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Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?

YouTube video by BobRobster

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 26/09/2026

thinking about how funny it would be if It happened while he was sitting next to pat mcafee and pat got a bunch of goop and bits all over him

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 25/09/2026

"they say revenge is a cold dish / well honey im serving it for dinner / so don't you call me a sinner / when your boyfriend eats my spicy meal" Taylor Swift - "Dinner!" track 18 of 31 on Bad Girl Gone Good: The Comedown (Deluxe Chipotle Exclusive Edition)

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 25/09/2026

just gonna preemptively budget the $87.64 from the future class action settlement re: this

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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 24/09/2026

a friend’s dad was taken by ICE and they’re looking to raise money for legal representation. share and donate if you’re able to www.gofundme.com/f/our-dad-wa...

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Donate to Our Dad was taken by ICE, organized by Victoria Rudenko

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 24/09/2026

my life is in your hands @twitch. do the right thing

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 23/09/2026

(twitch streamer in full camo fatigues holding a rocket launcher) ohhh i thought you said ARBY sponsorship

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 22/09/2026

getting my baby's social security card with the rare Freedom 250 stamp PSA graded

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 21/09/2026

instead of "Cheers" they should have called that show "Beers." due to the alcohol consumption depicted

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 20/09/2026

if i had to ferry a wolf, a sheep and some cabbage across a river i would just put them all on the boat at the same time and tell them to chill out for a minute

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 19/09/2026

hey man you got plans this weekend? me and the guys are gonna get together and try to get Larry's camel through the eye of a needle

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 19/09/2026

i don't like when frasier and his dad fight in front of eddie :(

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 17/09/2026

thrilled to announce that after several hours of loud grunting my child has managed to poop in her diaper

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 15/09/2026

you're laughing. ed sheeran had to cancel an appointment with his blind tattoo artist and you're laughing?

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 13/09/2026

future civilizations will talk about texas football like we do sisyphus

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 12/09/2026

the big 12 and monster energy feels like one of the more synergistic partnerships out there

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 11/09/2026

you can combine "badass" and "pimp" when something is really cool. hey man that's pimpass

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 10/09/2026

kid turned one month old today and we farted in unison this morning

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 10/09/2026

this would look so good in 144p with a mudvayne mp3 on top

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ChunkerBuns @chunkerbuns.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Zelda Remake looks great! But Epona doesn't quite look how I remember...

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 08/09/2026

got stunlocked today when we took our daughter out for lunch for the first time and the waiter said "table for three?"

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 06/09/2026

why don't they just make the whole offense out of the two minute offense

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 02/09/2026

number paraaaade, number parade~ 🎵

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 29/08/2026

man i got so drunk last night i gave out so much reddit gold

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 28/08/2026

i would put up Wilt Chamberlain numbers on Interior Motives

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 27/08/2026

prefab sprout in the gta 6 reveal i know that's fucking right

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 25/08/2026

we're probably 2-3 years out from an NBA rookie bringing the big shorts back in fashion

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 23/08/2026

need to be in a room with all these guys immediately

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 21/08/2026

Natalie Harp is what I type into the touchtunes when I've gotten too drunk to remember Joanna Newsom's name

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 18/08/2026

every doctors appointment you have after having a baby they're like "alright so baby looks healthy. think you're gonna kill yourself anytime soon?"

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 17/08/2026

babies are so obsessed with milk it's embarrassing. like grow up, read some camus or something

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 14/08/2026

so far having a child is saying "i'm gonna do [thing]" and then two hours later making no progress towards said thing even when thing is "get a coffee" or "go to the bathroom"

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 13/08/2026

waiting for my daughter to be born and one of the nurses just walked by wearing cowboy boots

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 12/08/2026

food trend alert: cornflake has had its time as a dessert topping but the next hot thing in town is ritz crumbs. heard it here first

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 10/08/2026

i think i have less respect for pharmacists than i do cops at this point

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 09/08/2026

does anyone know if a good time to get sick is days before your first child is born? let me know what you find out

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 06/08/2026

new sticker in the shop: slopcorp.lol

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SoftballInjuryRuinedLife @shoegays.online · 04/08/2026

avocados used to be mostly for making a weird beauty face mask. now of days they put them on a toast. one of the many issues with today's generations

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