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@ctenophore.bsky.social
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 22/09/2026
I must once again emphasize that if you are putting art on the internet, you need your own website in case some fucking management ghoul decides the platform they paid too much money for isn't worth how much they paid for it
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 28/11/2025
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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Ali (HeadlessChicken) @hedleschkn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You're weclome Jazz-heads.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
showin up at the met gala wearing a caterkiller over my shoulders like a feather boa
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Check out these cool frogs I found, neo.
Instead of the red and blue pills, Morpheus is holding out two of those green tree frogs that look like Kermit
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
responding to a diss track with a song called Genuinely Thought We Were On Good Terms
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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
For everyone going through it right now 🖊️🦑
American traditional style pinup of Dolly Parton in a long pink dress and platform high heels, holding a cowboy hat, with the text “I Will Always Love you”
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.
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ctenophore @ctenophore.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
looks left looks right
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
they're putting me in the machine that makes everything okay
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e.k. weaver @bigbigtruck.com · 09/07/2026
i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream
a rough sketch of a wizard holding his hat and staff, with impact text reading I HAVE NO QUALMS WITH YOU, FRIEND / BUT THIS TALK IS TEDIOUS AND I WISH IT CEASE
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 08/07/2026
capitalism has simply optimized away even the pretense of meeting some kind of exogenous needs in order to make money
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
damn it. he's running really fast again. right past all the shit i put all over the damn place. fuck me dude. he's opened the fuckin, capsule theres birds everywhere. jesus christ. fuckin. holy shit.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/05/2026
the fuck it will
A white man in a business suit pointing a handgun at an open laptop
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Not sure who needs to hear this but admitting you're wrong doesn't kill you instantly
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I’ve had this tab open for months preparing for my next mental breakdown retail therapy
A product called Goofy Onesie. It’s a full body suit with a silly frog-like creature design. It is $80
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Crippled Giraff Decals @crippledgiraff.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Having my organs removed and preserved in my collection of Dunkin' Canopic Jars.
Eagle headed Dunkin cupsGilded Egyptian Canopic Jars
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
ok fine ill start drawing again
devastator standing alone in my apartment. who needs furniture
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Collecting That All By Yourself, Handsome?
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What if god was built Ford tough Just a truck for hauling stuff
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Jun @jun075.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
🦀See a crab post a crab🦀 Soldier crab from peninsular MY.
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The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
just finished a short story for my creative writing class about a guy who kills his classmates in a creative writing class after they criticized his story. can’t wait to share
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Ashley Nichols @ashleynichols.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this
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The Kindest Weapon @thekindestweapon.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
#makeaterriblecomicday
Three panel comic. First panel shows a Pianta (from the Super Mario series) at a podium saying "I'm a chuckster." The second panel zooms out to reveal a banner with the words "Chuckster's Anonymous" on it behind the Pianta. In the same panel, the Pianta grabs hold of the podium. The final panel shows the Pianta throwing the podium up in the air.
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I love this kid vomiting up FIFA
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 19/06/2026
lmao poor yorick. they got his ass
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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Jesus blessing a woman with the recipe for Pepsi
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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ctenophore @ctenophore.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
i have had to spend So much dang money Already this month that it hurts me but man. i rly want to see the digital circus finale
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꼬리별 @kkoribyeol-tf.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
만들다 엎은 마카롱국밥블루베리스무디찌게 #transformers #maccadams #soundwave Korean ver. English ver.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Gemini: That isn’t a migraine. Your two-faces are fighting.
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ctenophore @ctenophore.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
plans i was rly looking forward to got cancelled trying not to go ballistic abt it
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
i'm-a so itchy!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
look how much craftsmanship we've lost in clothing in just a hundred years
A man in the 19th century wearing a chicken suit. It has feathers, a full on tail, and even shoes shaped like chicken feetA chicken suit currently for sale. It's just a smooth white zip-up onesie with no tail, no chicken feet, and just some flappy thing under the arms and some striped leggings. Pathetic
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Gemini: Devote some time to renewing old friendships this week by asking Keith from high school if you can borrow $4,500.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
watching a dogfight between a red-tailed hawk, two crows, and a flock of red-winged blackbirds
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A phlebotomist says to a patient "we're going to draw some blood." A photograph of a hand with a pen comes from outside the panels and colours in the blood bag with red. The phlebotomist says "see? that wasn't so bad." The patient, dumbfounded, asks "wa that... was that God?"
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ben @benrs.uk · 18/05/2026
monday again is it
eevee talking to pikachu in a Pokémon game (probably game boy advance or maybe the ds?) saying “i do not vibe with this universe” then disappearing
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 22/09/2023
If humans could fly, I think some of us would. But it probably takes the same amount of energy as running. So realistically, I think most of us would end up like pigeons & loiter outside of convenience stores instead of flying across the country.
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The Sonic Stadium ✪ Sonic the Hedgehog News & Community @sonicstadium.org · 15/05/2026
NEWS: Jeff Fowler has announced that #SonicMovie4 has officially wrapped. He posted this photo of himself and Metal Sonic. #SonicNews
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brickonator @brickonator.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/05/2026
wizard crossing a misty field captioned 

going home after saying weird shit
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
If you have ever "liked" one of my posts, know that I have spent countless nights imagining us together on a treacherous yet life-affirming sailboat voyage around the world
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Ron Chan @rondanchan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Using the rules of linear perspective to combat ai slop can I get a hell yeah
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Ron Chan @rondanchan.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It should be noted that this is a cool way to detect ai PHOTOS. Do NOT come after artists because they fudged the perspective on a drawing I stg I will find you and I will wag my finger disapprovingly
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the freaking weeking - the sequel @freakingweeking.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
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