The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 13/09/2026rewatching the terminator movies for research 0143
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 05/11/2025You remind me of myself before I got trapped in an antique clock 219146
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Why fall in love when you can fall into an active volcano? 918879
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 04/09/2026apparently if you buy enough hamsters, the city will contact you 2328
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 03/09/2026taking candy from a baby is actually not easy at all. i hear the baby’s cry every night as i try to sleep. haunted by the look in their eyes every time i close mine 822346
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 04/09/2026friend: you must really like teeth to want to become a dentist me: i hate teeth friend: then why become a dentist me: so i can take them out 140
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 03/09/2026why aren’t there ziplock bags big enough to put people in? 010
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 26/08/2026no one talks about how the literacy crisis is affecting ouijia board sales 1289
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 26/08/2026ask your doctor if dying alone is right for you 020
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 03/08/2026walking into a dispensary dressed like the caterpillar from alice in wonderland 085
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 02/08/2026You have died from eating Oregon Trail Mix 25318
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 03/08/2026the road not taken is where robert frost hunts his prey 033
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 03/08/2026*mouthing “it’s complicated” every time someone tries to signal to me my fly is down* 021
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 03/08/2026thinking about lying to all my friends for the plot 040
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 02/08/2026instant gratification isn’t enough. gratification should anticipate what i want 524682
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 02/08/2026*putting a fitness watch connected to strava on a wild coyote to fuck with my runner friends who bullied me onto the app* 141
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026GREEK SOLDIER: *whispering* do you have a girlfriend OTHER GREEK SOLDIER: *also whispering* yeah but you don’t know her she goes to a different horse 110115
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Little Women 2: Even Littler 47899152
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Mugger [pulling out knife]: give me all your money Me [pulling out bigger knife]: actually, how bout you give me all your honey? Mugger: [bursts into a swarm of bees and flies off, leaving behind a delicious honeycomb] 07112
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 02/08/2026as an empath, i can sense when i’m annoyed with people 053
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026me: i like animals also me: *finding out people are technically animals* i like most animals 050
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 27/07/2026me: am i a bad per- friend: yes me: i didn’t finish friend: oh, sorry. please finish me: person? friend: yes 0165
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 26/07/2026me: *on my first day as a chiropractor* that neck was broken when i got here 1686
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/07/2026who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now 363085818
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 15/07/2026me: this is a crazy mad lib you have me filling out cop: that’s a confession 032
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026is that a gun in your pocket or are you just omg ok you’re robbing me 224061
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 12/07/2026crying rn, but like in a romantic way 020
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 12/07/2026doctor: it’s not looking good me: *standing in the doorway having just walked in* you haven’t even done any tests yet doctor: *pointing at all of me* it’s pretty obvious 041
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 11/07/2026me: looks like my secret admirer left me another note friend: what does it say? me: “notice of eviction” 041
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 24/02/2024(reflectively) am i a good enough consumer 110114
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 01/07/2026pitch forks and tuning forks sound like they should be related 1624967
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 10/07/2026i mail my memes to be more romantic 0114
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 09/07/2026“i warn you, sir. i am spineless” i collapse to the floor and snail crawl my way out the door 0145
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?Miss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 27/05/2024*peels off resting bitch face to reveal an even more rested and bitchier face* 21986254
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 04/07/2026ask your doctor if being haunted by a small victorian child is right for you 2277
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 04/07/2026friends with benefits? i’d love for all my friends to have benefits, but apparently that’s called socialism, which is “bad” for some reason. anyway, what was the reason you wanted me to go back to your place? 0147
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 04/07/2026me: i’m a cancer. which means i have cancer friend: that’s not how that works me: does it work at all, bud? idk. i’m not a zodiologist 141
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 04/07/2026when you haven’t been talked about in a while so you try on stolen valor and inclusion in a minority class, but spiritually 051
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I’m not upset, I’m just taking a little break on the floor 319571
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 29/01/2026SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have SCOOBY DOO: rabies SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant 282245663
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 01/06/2026dangling my feet off the bed tonight to give the monsters a little treat 421851
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 06/01/2025imo a car horn should be able to make both a mean sound and a thumbs up sound 36835138
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Just because you’re terrified of The Harvest doesn’t mean you shouldn’t also fear The Bloom. 04514
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026do cats know they are soft 1818529
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Life's only expensive if you think in terms of how much money everything costs. 5283103
Reposted by The Pale Space Rider?Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I tell my therapist I'm forlorn rather than sad because I sense that it confuses and annoys him. 1019683
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 26/06/2026not everybody was king fu fighting. some of us were doing complicated dance routines 061
The Pale Space Rider? @truegritrumble.bsky.social · 26/06/2026me anything can be a shoe if you strap it to your feet! pet store worker: sir, put the guinea pigs down 031
