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@crunchypeanut.bsky.social
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she/they || trans || in 30s || i don't usually post 18+ stuff but minors should still go away

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I saw The Odyssey and I think the most interesting thing I can say about it I haven't seen anyone else say is that I can easily see Nolan's Odysseus becoming Dante's Odysseus/Ulysses; this could be The Odyssey as narrated to Dante and Virgil in Hell. I wouldn't be surprised if this is intentional
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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Elizabeth Cantwell @eccantwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here to tell you that the chemistry and tension in this scene still hits for 2026 teenagers, as evidenced by the very vocal reactions of my students today
Dorothy Malone and Humphrey Bogart in the bookstore scene in 1946’s The Big Sleep
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I got a Bachelor of Arts like a year before gen AI became a widespread Thing
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
your periodic reminder
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
I would simply like to live my quiet little life as a trans woman and buy fruit and sing and walk my dog and wave to my neighbors and watch movies and use restrooms without being the subject of a culture “war” where both political parties agree I’m a disgusting freak who doesn’t deserve civil rights
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
full disclosure: i'm deleting this post
screenshot of my post reading "there will never be an nfl week 2! never!!!!" with the word MISINFORMATION repeatedly superimposed on it
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/09/2026
I do not think that AI will collapse but I do think Oracle might and it’s an outcome we should all be rooting for mightily
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Faith @faithschaffer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy #swordtember⚔️
Ink drawing- a woman sits in a tree with a sword on her hip. She is eating an apple from the tree. There's a face in the tree!! Woah!
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
for a fun time read up on the whole concept of the Solow residual
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
why does this have the vibes of every american visiting China 😭
a YouTube video where the subtitle includes "our government is lying to us about Canada"
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Once you stop trying to convince yourself that all of your policy preferences are secretely really popular if explained in the right way, you will be released from samsara
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i've developed a new persona for this season: The Football Dad. i'm a football fan – but i'm also a dad. you can expect a lot in the way of, "arrgh i want to watch the game, but my kid wants to watch sesame street! oh noooo haha." you all are in for something truly special
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trying to think of what to post for Star Trek’s 60th anniversary but I post about Star Trek a lot already so just enjoy Worf wearing jeans
Worf wearing jeans
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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Kerry Reid (she/her) @kerryreid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Almost let the day pass without posting this one!
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Unpopular opinion: When someone is factually wrong about something important—eg vaccination—telling them that they’re wrong is treating them with respect. The condescending thing to do is indulge them, act like they have a point, as if the thing you know to be wrong might be at least somewhat right.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Apparently ChatGPT Astra-6 beat Rimworld and Portal, and I for one am excited to think finally AI can play the video games, which will free us up for additional Toil.
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not joking: I think this is a legitimate form of living history for online games. It's like an old-timey pioneer town where people pretend to be blacksmiths. This is a more accurate way to experience what WOW was like 20 years ago than being in an empty server
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
they ignored me and dismissed me as a crank for my theories for years, forcing me to the fringes. now there's a global catastrophe that none of the so-called reputable scientists saw coming. turns it's totally unrelated to my bullshit, they were basically right to ignore me.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
г/Physics
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What to do if i have theories?
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I contacted a college and they ignored me
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It Happened One Night is a good fuckin movie though List of extremely good cartoons that assume you've seen it even though most of their audience probably hasn't: 1) Anything Bugs Bunny 2) Neon Genesis Evangelion
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Bugs Bunny could choose to destroy the universe but wouldn't. His chosen modus operandi is humiliation. Shame requires a third party audience to be shamed before As a whole, we are safe from him, even as individually, we are in perpetual danger. This is because he fundamentally requires an audience
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
bugs bunny is the scariest opponent genre fiction has ever produced
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
[guy who can’t fully remember that Gramsci quote] it’s Monster Time
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me: hey, aren't you jack reacher? reacher: poster. mid-tier, by the look of it. you were on twitter until it became x. now you're just on one of the knockoffs, most likely bluesky, because you don't have the self-confidence for instagram or tiktok. me: ok t— reacher: peaked in the buzzfeed era.
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I've been watching this show regularly lately and I think I genuinely forget the opening is textless until I watch a new episode, every time. It feels like it gets across so much I remember things in it that weren't there
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
in addition to being both the tallest person on bluesky (5'11) and the youngest (43), i also hold the highest sat score (1000)
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 02/09/2026
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Mgs2 codec
Otacon: remember what the three musketeers say, “all for one and one for all!”
Snake: “candy bars are so smart…”
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 02/09/2026
one of the few neat things about being a millennial is how most of the people who made all the cool shit you loved as a kid are now online posting the most dorky (cool, fun) uncle coded stuff imaginable
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