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@crunchypeanut.bsky.social
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she/they || trans || in 30s || i don't usually post 18+ stuff but minors should still go away

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Based on the things the fujos got up to in my Shakespeare class I can only imagine them unleashed on Milton
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I want a Milton class 😩 all I got was Chaucer and Shakespeare
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm glad you know words like "itabag" these days
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've never been happier to only sort of understand what a post is about
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”
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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We can still create wonders
Amc theaters Instagram post showing the whalefall popcorn bucket which is a whale and a diver. You eat the pop corn out the back of the whale.
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just because punching bags exist doesn't mean there's not something fucked up about someone who gets access to one and is like "Nice, now I can practice Committing Assault On Strangers without actually assaulting anyone or incurring social disapprobation". They're still fucked up!
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(This is kind of antithetical to a lot of common takes on Kant, which read him as treating respect for others' personhood as the ONLY ethical consideration that counts for anything!)
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think there are stronger arguments for animal personhood than Kant ever explicitly considered but I think the idea that you have an obligation to respect other beings REGARDLESS of how you answer questions about their personhood is important
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's a somewhat odd approach and more "virtue ethics" than people traditionally expect from Kant but I think it's the right one for AIs: it is both wrong to think of an AI as if it were a person AND also wrong to use that as an excuse to talk to AIs in ways you wouldn't talk to a person.
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kant had an ethical theory about animals where he thought it was an impermissible category mistake to treat them as ends in themselves as if they were persons, but every "disrespectful" treatment of animals is impermissible anyway because we're obliged to not habituate ourselves for disrespect
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
seeing conservative men debate how to dress online is very funny. can't dress up or wear interesting casualwear bc you've made any visible interest in dress to be a sign of homosexuality. but you feel the need to dress better bc you've linked dress to respectability. a prison of your own making.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the movie they jump cut from Circe to the land of the dead. So that maybe still happened
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For Circe they basically omitted a scene where they fucked for a year (not even a joke)
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pattinson had proportionally more "screentime" than his character did in the original TBH because he's made the "face" of the suitors and sort of feels like a composite of dozens of suitors
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The film should be no one's definitive version of The Odyssey, but it has a clear understanding of the tragedy of the Homeric epic; while it unfortunately sacrifices the comedy, it's worth engaging with and will remain so
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I saw The Odyssey and I think the most interesting thing I can say about it I haven't seen anyone else say is that I can easily see Nolan's Odysseus becoming Dante's Odysseus/Ulysses; this could be The Odyssey as narrated to Dante and Virgil in Hell. I wouldn't be surprised if this is intentional
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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Elizabeth Cantwell @eccantwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here to tell you that the chemistry and tension in this scene still hits for 2026 teenagers, as evidenced by the very vocal reactions of my students today
Dorothy Malone and Humphrey Bogart in the bookstore scene in 1946’s The Big Sleep
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I got a Bachelor of Arts like a year before gen AI became a widespread Thing
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
your periodic reminder
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
I would simply like to live my quiet little life as a trans woman and buy fruit and sing and walk my dog and wave to my neighbors and watch movies and use restrooms without being the subject of a culture “war” where both political parties agree I’m a disgusting freak who doesn’t deserve civil rights
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
full disclosure: i'm deleting this post
screenshot of my post reading "there will never be an nfl week 2! never!!!!" with the word MISINFORMATION repeatedly superimposed on it
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I swear this is an extant type of guy? Maybe I've encountered too many types of guys...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/09/2026
I do not think that AI will collapse but I do think Oracle might and it’s an outcome we should all be rooting for mightily
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Faith @faithschaffer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy #swordtember⚔️
Ink drawing- a woman sits in a tree with a sword on her hip. She is eating an apple from the tree. There's a face in the tree!! Woah!
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crunchy @crunchypeanut.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
for a fun time read up on the whole concept of the Solow residual
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
why does this have the vibes of every american visiting China 😭
a YouTube video where the subtitle includes "our government is lying to us about Canada"
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Once you stop trying to convince yourself that all of your policy preferences are secretely really popular if explained in the right way, you will be released from samsara
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i've developed a new persona for this season: The Football Dad. i'm a football fan – but i'm also a dad. you can expect a lot in the way of, "arrgh i want to watch the game, but my kid wants to watch sesame street! oh noooo haha." you all are in for something truly special
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