Reposted by a bag of antlersBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2hA bastion of Irish American excellence 1267076
Reposted by a bag of antlersViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 6hJust saw my 5th grade math teacher at Chili’s. I yelled “isosceles triangle” and he gave me a thumbs up 833936
Reposted by a bag of antlersphil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 5hoctober is for hexting. it’s like sexting but you’re actually putting curses on people 38721
Reposted by a bag of antlersMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2hI’d wake up in a hotel tub filled with ice for you, babygirl. 02613
Reposted by a bag of antlersJoe Adalian @tvmojoe.bsky.social · 4hAlso, pretty clear HBO Max is using AI to translate its show descriptions into UK English, because look what they call John Candy… 18708160
Reposted by a bag of antlersSmall Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 12hJRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What. 4767262164
Reposted by a bag of antlersceej @ceej.online · 2h“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 663254693
a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 7hIf the president cannot be charged for things he does in his job at office, this certainly falls outside of this, correct? Are there doxxing laws in DC/Arkansas? 000
Reposted by a bag of antlersRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 13/09/2023People think octopuses love October because they both begin with "octo" but the truth is that octopuses spend the whole month getting excited for Halloween because they are capable of giving out candy extremely quickly & efficiently. 171026227
a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 7hWhat the FUCK I have told him he is not welcome on the property. In no uncertain terms. 100
Reposted by a bag of antlersjadehawk "FREE ŁINK" @jadehawk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026today i learned another thing no one ever should have to know or especially find out like this 062
Reposted by a bag of antlersTom Larkin @tomlarkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We’ve spent many, many hours over the past few months searching the rock pools of Cornwall for a rainbow sea slug. Today, we finally found one! Absolutely worth all the time we’ve spent - it was truly breathtaking. 27940308
Reposted by a bag of antlersDoctor John Zoidberg @doctorzoidberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“If Godzilla attacks, gas prices would be much higher” >>>drifts back to sleep>>> 315611
a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There's a university near me that started disallowing fraternities and sororities in the 70's after one of the frats, which was associated with the KKK, burned crosses in yards of houses they believed belonged to lgbt+ folks. 110
Reposted by a bag of antlersRose❤️🇨🇦Part owner of Canada.🇨🇦❤️ @scotfreeme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Poland had some wise words, for Russia. They can puff out their chests all they like, they can keep killing... But this Polish Foreign Minister is 💯 correct. They will never win. 51525613
Reposted by a bag of antlersMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the horrific cornell gang rape case has me thinking about emma sulkowicz who alleged she was raped as a student at columbia in 2014 and never got any justice. it has me thinking about the physical and mental weight young women are forced to carry while their safety is subsumed by male potential. 363730792
Reposted by a bag of antlersMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that. 9964721102
Reposted by a bag of antlersRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Introducing Gurpo 421864342
Reposted by a bag of antlersZoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wait I gotta fuckin watch this 818026
Reposted by a bag of antlersMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the cornell case has me thinking about christine blasey ford and how she so bravely testified in 2018 about how future supreme court justice brett kavanaugh had sexually assaulted her. i'm thinking about what i wrote at the time and how nothing has changed: 172298453
Reposted by a bag of antlersmicah @nemerevermore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Aunt Chrissy was a fuckboy (laudatory) 2525
Reposted by a bag of antlersgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible. 4621971302
Reposted by a bag of antlersYaoi Lowenthal @flawedhowl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Look, I get that people think this is funny, but this is an example of really irresponsible pet ownership. Jamiroquais are supposed to have a much larger enclosure- preferably with a few scattered pieces of furniture- to drift around in. This jamiroquai is NOT getting adequate enrichment 91405452
Reposted by a bag of antlersKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026January 2025: I’m a trad wife who thinks women who work should be burned at the stake, please ignore the $50,000 I make on insta posting butter I had my servant churn Today: did you know women are people? I promise never to sell you gals out again unless its convenient 81724259
Reposted by a bag of antlersMoth (Comms Open!) @bloodcrisis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hello everyone. ive decided to make a hard career pivot to making comedic webcomics! please enjoy my first comic. i'll be remaking it over and over again every day for the next 15 years 1325046
a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'd forgotten how resilient prairie grass is. It was so desertified this whole summer I was thinking of putting down flowering plants in the yard in its stead. Two rains and I have a lush garden that needs mowing. My compost will be so happy! 000
a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Dream: Instead of Flanders, the next-door neighbors were a group of Futuramaesqe aliens who hated the Simpsons for their conservative, earthly ways. The older kids got together to play cards, aliens had robo-butlers who helped them cheat. Lisa babysat the alien Maggie, was teaching him to walk. 100
Reposted by a bag of antlers👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 27/09/2026please use relevant key words WITHOUT ASTERISKS in your posts for those of us with content filters okay thanks 517332
Reposted by a bag of antlersBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The people who spent 15 years saying that society was George Orwell’s 1984 because rappers could say the N word but you can’t are now saying you must love the great machine that knows all of our wants and desires 251521232
Reposted by a bag of antlersTaryn @thayden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026think that every survivor of SA should write an essay about the impact it had on their lives and send it to Cornell. This is bullshit. These guys need to be punished. Shame on them and Cornell. 19921281083
a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Towels over every surface in my car, and where does my cat decide to barf? 000
Reposted by a bag of antlersMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026you must destroy the cursed amulet it is the only way to save mankind 2451082
a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Hey, guys? My phone did a verizon system update (I don't use verizon), and it added Gemini. I cannot delete it off my phone. Further, it changed everything to google: my searchbar (alr back to ddg), my homepage (switched it to an OpEd abt eating the rich, other homepage suggestions welcome) 110
Reposted by a bag of antlersLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Friendly reminder that megacorporations like Amazon are ruining the world, and you can instead support small independent businesses that make weird little things like today's Low Quality Ad, this "i may be stupid" Pin. collabs.shop/nc2iud 520830
a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A common refrain I recall from '01-'10ish was "at least we'll get some good music out of this". sothatwasafuckinglie.gif Nowadays, however, we're getting some stellar bops, feom coutry, punk noise, soft indie, tech-y indie, rap, bubblegum pop, and so on. It's hitting every genre and I'm so chuffed. 110
Reposted by a bag of antlersAshley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this is unfortunately not a surprise at all. the government knows it's pretty unpopular to outright kill 'undesirables', and so the second best route is to make them do it themselves they've been doing it with trans people. neurodivergency was always going to be next up 310236
a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It would be nice to see an armed group of n8vs stand up. I know it's a "why won't women stop men from assaulting them" sance, but it'd be nice to see. We're all immigrants. It's foolish to think otherwise. 010
Reposted by a bag of antlersSouthern Djentleman @hamsolo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*Godzilla knocking down a skyscraper* 042
Reposted by a bag of antlers🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota. 122123065234
Reposted by a bag of antlersShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026any attempt at a reckoning for the systematic destruction of American domestic and global standing over the last several years that does not include consequences at every possible level for one Arthur Gregg Sulzberger is a failure 421923
Reposted by a bag of antlersShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I will take on the role of the guy my granddad was friends with who lost a civic case against the city government where he was fined 1 rupee as symbolic penalty and then spent the next 25 years filing lawsuits and spending tens of thousands of rupees in order to have them return his 1 rupee 1560035
Reposted by a bag of antlersskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞ 532672547
Reposted by a bag of antlers🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 25/09/2026once again: you can forgive a child looking in the mirror for the first time and thinking the person inside is someone else and not his own reflection we should stop treating these men like children 112723