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@crimenvox.bsky.social
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Disabled, queer, queer. She/her, I guess. Recommend you read my alt text! I like to make art. If you'd like to watch me struggle to improve, I stream it out! ...very sporadically, it's been a rough year

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2h
A bastion of Irish American excellence
Dropkick Murphys @DropkickMurphys
@ScottWalker @GovWalker please stop using our music in any way...we literally hate you !!!
Love, Dropkick Murphys
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 6h
Just saw my 5th grade math teacher at Chili’s. I yelled “isosceles triangle” and he gave me a thumbs up
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 5h
october is for hexting. it’s like sexting but you’re actually putting curses on people
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2h
I’d wake up in a hotel tub filled with ice for you, babygirl.
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Joe Adalian @tvmojoe.bsky.social · 4h
Also, pretty clear HBO Max is using AI to translate its show descriptions into UK English, because look what they call John Candy…
HBO
8th ANNUAL YOUNG COMEDIANS’ SHOW

1983

John Sweets introduces HBO viewers to comedy's class of
1983.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 12h
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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ceej @ceej.online · 2h
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 6h
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 7h
If the president cannot be charged for things he does in his job at office, this certainly falls outside of this, correct? Are there doxxing laws in DC/Arkansas?
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 13/09/2023
People think octopuses love October because they both begin with "octo" but the truth is that octopuses spend the whole month getting excited for Halloween because they are capable of giving out candy extremely quickly & efficiently.
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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 7h
What the FUCK I have told him he is not welcome on the property. In no uncertain terms.
Text message screenshot reading "Hi Caroline, this is (name redacted, but he spelled his own name wrong lol). The guy who fishes ihere (sic) occasionally. I'm o outside." Buddy are you TRYING to get trespassed? 
Next message reads "My wife and I say hello"
Not my wife and I wanted to apologize for all the fences we cut? Not "hey is it OKAY for me to be here"??
I think he's talking about his wife because of how rape-y his first message sounds. It uh, does not help
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jadehawk "FREE ŁINK" @jadehawk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
today i learned another thing no one ever should have to know or especially find out like this
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Tom Larkin @tomlarkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’ve spent many, many hours over the past few months searching the rock pools of Cornwall for a rainbow sea slug. Today, we finally found one! Absolutely worth all the time we’ve spent - it was truly breathtaking.
Rainbow sea slug on a rockRainbow sea slug on a rockRainbow sea slug on a rock from aboveRainbow sea slug on a rock
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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
PIZZA POPE 😍😍
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Doctor John Zoidberg @doctorzoidberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“If Godzilla attacks, gas prices would be much higher” >>>drifts back to sleep>>>
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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a university near me that started disallowing fraternities and sororities in the 70's after one of the frats, which was associated with the KKK, burned crosses in yards of houses they believed belonged to lgbt+ folks.
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Rose❤️🇨🇦Part owner of Canada.🇨🇦❤️ @scotfreeme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Poland had some wise words, for Russia. They can puff out their chests all they like, they can keep killing... But this Polish Foreign Minister is 💯 correct. They will never win.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the horrific cornell gang rape case has me thinking about emma sulkowicz who alleged she was raped as a student at columbia in 2014 and never got any justice. it has me thinking about the physical and mental weight young women are forced to carry while their safety is subsumed by male potential.
Emma Sulkowicz carrying around a mattress on the Columbia campus in 2014 to raise awareness of her alleged rape and the university's inaction.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that.
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait I gotta fuckin watch this
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the cornell case has me thinking about christine blasey ford and how she so bravely testified in 2018 about how future supreme court justice brett kavanaugh had sexually assaulted her. i'm thinking about what i wrote at the time and how nothing has changed:
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micah @nemerevermore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aunt Chrissy was a fuckboy (laudatory)
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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Yaoi Lowenthal @flawedhowl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look, I get that people think this is funny, but this is an example of really irresponsible pet ownership. Jamiroquais are supposed to have a much larger enclosure- preferably with a few scattered pieces of furniture- to drift around in. This jamiroquai is NOT getting adequate enrichment
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
January 2025: I’m a trad wife who thinks women who work should be burned at the stake, please ignore the $50,000 I make on insta posting butter I had my servant churn Today: did you know women are people? I promise never to sell you gals out again unless its convenient
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Moth (Comms Open!) @bloodcrisis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hello everyone. ive decided to make a hard career pivot to making comedic webcomics! please enjoy my first comic. i'll be remaking it over and over again every day for the next 15 years
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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd forgotten how resilient prairie grass is. It was so desertified this whole summer I was thinking of putting down flowering plants in the yard in its stead. Two rains and I have a lush garden that needs mowing. My compost will be so happy!
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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dream: Instead of Flanders, the next-door neighbors were a group of Futuramaesqe aliens who hated the Simpsons for their conservative, earthly ways. The older kids got together to play cards, aliens had robo-butlers who helped them cheat. Lisa babysat the alien Maggie, was teaching him to walk.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 27/09/2026
please use relevant key words WITHOUT ASTERISKS in your posts for those of us with content filters okay thanks
I have muted the word Cornell
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The people who spent 15 years saying that society was George Orwell’s 1984 because rappers could say the N word but you can’t are now saying you must love the great machine that knows all of our wants and desires
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think that every survivor of SA should write an essay about the impact it had on their lives and send it to Cornell. This is bullshit. These guys need to be punished. Shame on them and Cornell.
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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Towels over every surface in my car, and where does my cat decide to barf?
My towel-free lap, covered in cat vom
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you must destroy the cursed amulet it is the only way to save mankind
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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey, guys? My phone did a verizon system update (I don't use verizon), and it added Gemini. I cannot delete it off my phone. Further, it changed everything to google: my searchbar (alr back to ddg), my homepage (switched it to an OpEd abt eating the rich, other homepage suggestions welcome)
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
👁️👁️ 👄
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friendly reminder that megacorporations like Amazon are ruining the world, and you can instead support small independent businesses that make weird little things like today's Low Quality Ad, this "i may be stupid" Pin. collabs.shop/nc2iud
A circular enamel pin featuring a brown and white cow standing in the ocean at sunset, with text along the bottom reading "i may be stupid".
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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A common refrain I recall from '01-'10ish was "at least we'll get some good music out of this". sothatwasafuckinglie.gif Nowadays, however, we're getting some stellar bops, feom coutry, punk noise, soft indie, tech-y indie, rap, bubblegum pop, and so on. It's hitting every genre and I'm so chuffed.
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Be Jay, Do Crimes. @templinjay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes!
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is unfortunately not a surprise at all. the government knows it's pretty unpopular to outright kill 'undesirables', and so the second best route is to make them do it themselves they've been doing it with trans people. neurodivergency was always going to be next up
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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It would be nice to see an armed group of n8vs stand up. I know it's a "why won't women stop men from assaulting them" sance, but it'd be nice to see. We're all immigrants. It's foolish to think otherwise.
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Southern Djentleman @hamsolo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*Godzilla knocking down a skyscraper*
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
any attempt at a reckoning for the systematic destruction of American domestic and global standing over the last several years that does not include consequences at every possible level for one Arthur Gregg Sulzberger is a failure
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I will take on the role of the guy my granddad was friends with who lost a civic case against the city government where he was fined 1 rupee as symbolic penalty and then spent the next 25 years filing lawsuits and spending tens of thousands of rupees in order to have them return his 1 rupee
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チムニー @chimney1022.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🧢🥊🐕🪓🧹 #Persona3
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
once again: you can forgive a child looking in the mirror for the first time and thinking the person inside is someone else and not his own reflection we should stop treating these men like children
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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My home state. Never change 💜
Photo of a men's bathroom door with a sign that reads: "Urinal overflows. DO NOT USE!"Photo of the toilet paper dispenser in the ladies' room with a half-smoked cigarette that is pinched in a way that indicates the tobacco was dumped out and replaced with something else. 

Of note, I am currently the only woman in the store. I've been camping here for a while, there's fog that puts Resident Evil games to shame. ZERO visibility, at times I haven't even been able to see the lines on the side of the road.
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