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Taryn

@thayden.bsky.social
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Sci-fi nerd. I put people to sleep and get paid for it. Ted Cruz is still a putz. Cat mom, bird wrangler. TV addict with strong snack opinions. Will absolutely take your pickle if you don’t want it.Typo royalty. Lego ❤️ TX → PNW (frequent flyer of chaos)

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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 52m
Everybody have a good Tuesday?
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Star Wars Emperor's 'Gooood' Moment
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 3h
😂😂😂
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 2h
Seriously though.
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 22h
Missing in #Houston.
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Rep. Mike Levin @levin.house.gov · 28/09/2026
Just in case it wasn’t clear, when they say the U.S. Government’s paying for this, that’s YOUR taxpayer dollars they’re using. I’ll say this as many times as I need to: it is ILLEGAL to use American taxpayer dollars from the government to pay for candidates’ or parties’ political ads.
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LIKE THAT MAKES IT EVEN FUCKING BETTER. FUCKING CHRIST! I just can’t with these people.
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bears won. It’s going to be a good week folks!
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m going to brag a minute because my future niece is a rockstar! Last week with a Hattrick then a brace on Saturday! This freshman is kicking butt and showing the world what she can do!
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh no! :( RIP Dennis Haskins
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t care what she was doing, what she took, or how intoxicated she was. She could’ve snorted coke, smoked meth, shot heroin, eaten mushrooms, smoked a joint, and did a topless keg stand in front of the entire frat house. She still did not deserve to be assaulted.
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BEARS SCORE
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Betty White Faints on Golden Girls
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My mood this week will all hinge on wether or not the bears make me sad. I swear being a bears fan should be classified as a form of self harm.
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jm-co-0101.bsky.social @jm-co-0101.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Prosecutors are now saying they are reopening the case. Things happen when we are loud but her reporting it should have been enough!
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The best reason to watch”Musk” is because Elon doesn’t want you to….
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He didn’t misspeak, he finally told the truth. We need everyone to vote blue to gwt the numbers we really need in the house and senate and make his ass irrelevant.
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally watching Deadliest Catch Season 22. Yes, I know what’s coming. Yes, I know I’ll be sobbing. I’ve seen every season since the start, and Phil’s death still hurts.
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kashwitna.bsky.social @kashwitna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But you can see why this happened 👇🏾👇🏾 Our leader hates women unless he sexually abuses them.
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kashwitna.bsky.social @kashwitna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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harrietduck.bsky.social @harrietduck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dean of Students: Marla Love (Robert W. & Elizabeth C. Staley Dean of Students) Phone: (607) 255-1115 or (607) 254-8598 Email: dean_of_students@cornell.edu Office: 207 Willard Straight Hall, Ithaca, NY 14853
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think that every survivor of SA should write an essay about the impact it had on their lives and send it to Cornell. This is bullshit. These guys need to be punished. Shame on them and Cornell.
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sounders score again! GOALLLLLL
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Morris scoressssss #sounders
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Say what ya want about Verlander but that man has had a HELL of a career. 🫡 I hope he enjoys retirement.
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Justin Verlander Celebrates on the Mound
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Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 27/09/2026
¡Nuestro XI inicial contra Minnesota, presentado por Delta! #SEAvMIN | 📰: sndrs.com/n1wlfrvs
STARTING XI – FORMATION: 4-2-3-1
 
GK: Andrew Thomas (26)
RB: Alex Roldan (16)
CB: Stuart Hawkins (39)
CB: Jackson Ragen (25)
LB: Nouhou (5)
CM: Hassani Dotson (31)
CM: Cristian Roldan (7) - Captain
RM: Jordan Morris (13)
AM: Albert Rusnák (11)
LM: Caden Clark (8)
FW: Danny Musovski (19)
 
Substitutes: Stefan Frei (24), Yeimar (28), Ryan Sailor (4), Kalani Kossa-Rienzi (85), Antino Lopez (35), Snyder Brunell (31), Peter Kingston (45), Sebastian Gomez (90), Paul Arriola (17)
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Sounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 24/09/2026
We’re currently running a 15% off deal on our Supporter plan. If you’d like to support local soccer journalism, this is a pretty good way to do it. www.sounderatheart.com/support-socc...
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Sounder at Heart
News, opinion and analysis of Seattle Sounders and Seattle Reign.
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tennessee you need to get your shit togther!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
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DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve interviewed tons of people over the years. I usually offer them a drink: coffee, tea, water, whatever. If an iced coffee is enough to send you into a full blown crisis, you may have bigger issues to unpack than what’s in the damn cup. 😂
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Texas Storm Chasers @texasstormchasers.com · 26/09/2026
1023pm - TORNADO WARNING in rural Palmer County in West Texas as a rotating storm capable of producing a tornado moves into #Texas from New Mexico. Folks that live in the warning area near Bovina take shelter now. Hail and wind are also hazards.
image from the KFDX radar near Cannon AFB showing thunderstorms around Bovina, Texas, at about 9:20 PM MDT on September 25, 2026. Reflectivity shows multiple areas of heavy rain and strong storms, while storm-relative velocity shows areas of opposing winds. Red warning polygons cover portions of the storms, with numerous lightning strikes displayed.
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They just don’t get it. 🤷‍♀️😂
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Clarke: spent a lot of time with Nolan Wells’s mother and father, and they are grieving. Nobody has been able to put forth anything that can explain why their son is not here today. There needs to be more focus on the blunt force trauma to the back of Nolan Wells’s head.
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Welp, was really hoping Northwestern would upset.
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Welp! That's Awkward
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“They say get plenty of rest.” Sure , I’ll pencil that in right after I finish doing literally everything else.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They warned us Mamdani would impose Sharia law. Instead, he unleashed the real threat: line dancing in Bryant Park.
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No seriously. I had to take my bra off on the way home and I have amazing ac in my suv and was still uncomfortable. I hate it here. 95 in fucking September. 😭🙄
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ITS FRIDAY!!!!!
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Energetic Happy Dance
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know I've posted this many times - needs to flood the media until election day.
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WWU for the win and a hat trick from my Niece Madeline! Way to go girl!
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THATS KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY!!
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Kraken Win: Seattle Kraken Victory
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GRUUUUUUUU. #kraken
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
YOURE IN THE NHL. YOU KNOW HOW TO FUCKING STOP. Dumbass. #gokraken
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Peggy Stuart @peggystuart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Donald Johnson is 81. He has driven over 200,000 miles delivering lost luggage as his wife Josephine has cancer & he needs to pay her medical bills. “It’s the only job that will hire me.” Vote blue for a country where 81-year-olds get to care for their wives. #BlueWaveIn40Days
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Peggy Stuart @peggystuart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Talarico wants data centers to pay for their own grid upgrades, recycle their water, create real jobs, & get a community's consent before moving in. Paxton took nearly $500,000 from the industry. Texans want a senator who fights for them. That's why we will have a #BlueWaveIn40Days
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NO FLUID was found in Nolan Wells' lungs or airways, per the autopsy report by the Mississippi State Medical Examiner. How do you die by "accidental drowning" if there is no water in your lungs?
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s the spirit. 😂 But seriously don’t mess with political signs of any party. It’s tacky and illegal.
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s almost Friday and guess who has the weekend off. 😍 woot woot.
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Nikki O: That Would Be Me
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#Texas
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A Houston area school has to find $500,000 worth of cuts. The principal says the programs impacted are its “choir, agriculture, debate, IBCP PPS, and student support services.” Ya”ll were warned! School vouchers take money from the schools that actually need it. Greg Abbott sold out your child.
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let’s go!
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