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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Maybe if Trump could speak coherently and stop trying to justify his Iran War that raised prices on thousands of things for Americans with apocalyptic fear mongering and garbled syntax he wouldn’t have to worry about being misinterpreted or taken out of context.

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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If you don't care about the people who dies when you wipe CA off the map, remember what else you lose....

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My unpopular take is that God actually *is* returning to judge sins, but it's more like American Idol where God is like "damn dawg, that was a really impressive sin, a little pitchy but I’m putting you through to the next round" meanwhile Simon Cowell looks over at him in disbelief.

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Doctor John Zoidberg @doctorzoidberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What’s good Bluesky Iggles fans? Will I win this bet? I put almost $4 down on this baby!

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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

MAGA be like...

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Barstool Philosopher 🥃 @barstoolphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I don’t give a single fuck how much Trump voters “regret” thier vote. After living through Trump’s criminal actions, negligence in COVID response, and insurrection attempt during first term, I will NEVER forget or forgive anyone who voted for Trump in 2024.

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Brandon Lee Gowton @brandonleegowton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s not just that Trea Turner stinks. It’s even more infuriating that he’s shown such deference (gets to hit top of the lineup, players changed fielding positions except for him) while he stinks. An insult to everyone’s intelligence.

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Patric Reynolds @patricjreynolds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

His brain is just doing white grievance Mad Libs.

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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Rest easy, King. Absolutely nobody is looking.😐

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Patric Reynolds @patricjreynolds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There's a very good chance that this jackass is completely full of shit.

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Doctor John Zoidberg @doctorzoidberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Will Caleb advise Sanchy to throw a fastball down the middle like he told Duran?

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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m super glad the press pool sued to get their access back. We wouldn’t want to be missing events such as whatever the fuck this is supposed to be.

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Doctor John Zoidberg @doctorzoidberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

3 rushing attempts so far by Our Birds in the second half

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Doctor John Zoidberg @doctorzoidberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This defense isn’t anywhere near what anyone was expecting.

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Pat Gallen, CBS Sports Philadelphia @patgallen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hurts got that off by 0.00000000001 seconds and then pushed it in. That was a Jordan like drive. Pissed, but completely under control.

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It's Britt @th3mav3rick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Jalen mother fucking Hurts said stop playing with him!

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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You get behind that ginger bastard and you push his drapes matching carpet into the end zone.

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Doctor John Zoidberg @doctorzoidberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thanks, NFL, for ruining that Eagles drive that started on the 3 yard line. Thanks, Dalton, for demonstrating that you’re just as bad in the regular season as you were in the preseason.

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Austin Mock @amock419.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That’s a horrible call on Nate Wiggins. We talk all the time about the defensive back needing to play the ball. CeeDee Lamb wasn’t playing the ball. That’s a garbage call.

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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Nate Wiggins should be allowed to dropkick a Dallas receiver at the goal line after that call

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Donald Trump is not himself the disease of our politics. He’s just the worst symptom. The disease is the system that allows corporations to buy and sell politicians so they can rig it against the rest of us. Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All.

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James Neckbeard III @qsalt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There is a dark side to being dumb, hateful bigots for money? What a shock.

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Pat Gallen, CBS Sports Philadelphia @patgallen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Graham is on fire now. (Gotta love the sun shining in the top corner of the drawing)

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Die Meinkeschaft @diemeinkeschaft.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Democrats need to stop allowing Republicans to phrase the question as “do you support men playing in women’s sports.“ It allows them to have the whole “argument“ on a false premise.

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xantar.bsky.social @xantar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

How about getting healthy so you can enjoy your retirement not working

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joninsocal.bsky.social @joninsocal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hi Dr Oz, the largest contributors to health and long life are: 1. Living wages 2. Healthcare access and quality 3. Secure housing I’d assume as a “Dr” you’d know this so which policies are you tabling to address these issues? I’ll wait……..

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Kim the Entirely Fed Up @ks116-m.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Our only value as human beings in this country is our ability to labor for someone else? They don’t even try to hide their contempt anymore.

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Now What?? @mraulston.word.expert · 20/09/2026

Does he imagine that companies are chomping at the bit to hire the over-50 crowd? As a 64-year-old gig worker, I can assure you they are not....

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Qouthraven @qouthraven.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You know what would enable Americans to work a little longer in life, universal healthcare…

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Marion Miller @mjm314.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Or one during which he had to physically exert himself every day? It wears a body down, they don't call it the daily grind for nothing.

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bewareofthephog.bsky.social @bewareofthephog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Oz is 66. How long has it been since he held a job that actually contributed to society?

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Jo @service-worker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Still hasn’t explained why I should give a single fuck about the debt they’ve created. You spent the money, you figure out a way to pay for it that doesn’t involve me

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Michael Samonek @samonek.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's always a guy who wears a suit telling people who work in factories and processing plants to work longer.

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Sparrow Mint @sparrowmint.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We don't have enough jobs already, and businesses already don't hire older people.

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MTfromCC @mtfromcc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I am 68. I’m healthy. I don’t want to work anymore. I have earned retirement. I paid payroll taxes for 45+ years. Social Security and Medicare are earned benefits. Dr. Oz can go fuck himself.

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TheRealSparky💙🐸🇺🇸 @funkynassau.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I don’t think he understands the job market for people over 55

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Bobby Blue Byrd @bluebirdofunhap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I was perfect happy and healthy to work longer. Got laid off in a corp takeover and no one wanted to hire an old person at more than 60% of that salary so I early-retired. Oz is an idiot and a charlatan. He can stuff some crudites where the sun don't shine.

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Clark Valentine @clarkvalentine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I don’t care I want to retire and build model railroads and make tabletop games while I’m young and vital enough to enjoy it We are not on this earth to work for you, you self absorbed bourgeois prick

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Керрі Світ🇺🇦🇨🇦🇩🇰🇪🇺 @carriesweet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Being able to retire while you're still healthy enough to enjoy it = priceless

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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Congress doesn’t work. Why should we???

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Doctor John Zoidberg @doctorzoidberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

From the guys whose only “work” consists of lying to viewers and selling snake oil. Sure, let’s trust that guy.

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