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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Reporter: Do you believe that 5 deaths, potentially 6 from measles in Pennsylvania-- Staffer: We're not gonna talk about measles-- Reporter: He's the highest ranking health official in the country, he can answer that question. He's a Cabinet Secretary.

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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Funny to me that the receipt no longer says, "Always low prices. Always."

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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I say the real americans deport the construction workers. They are the only people here legally and our government is trying to push them out further? Definition of hypocrisy.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Like imagine you’re Luke Skywalker spending 100 hours with Yoda going “evil the path to the darkside is, avoid it you must” and then a guy named Yodo shows up and is like what up jerks you want to go to the park

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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

capybara gossiping

painting of a capybara holding an old pink phone

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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I fear my orange thinks I am his biological mother. Yes, I would bite the jugular of a predator to protect him; no, those are not going to give you milk baby boy food's in the kitchen

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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 12/10/2026

it's the 20s. we should be drinking bootleg hooch and doing the charleston, not whatever the hell is going on right now..

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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

haHA I feel like absolute crap

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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I realize it often feels like nothing matters anymore, but a comedian going on SNL and calling women whores— calling the ordinary women he sees at the gym *whores* — because of their clothes matters to me. It’s really gross, and I’m glad Levy said something.

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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

This is the kinda phone you use to hire Golgo 13 for a hit.

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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

.. a food routine that I can consume without immediate agony that still meets my dietary needs and is within budget. It's not like I can switch to something else. I need my FroFroos. I just want to feed myself.

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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Idk I'm sick of having to find workarounds that don't work and I end up putting my breakfast away in lieu of a 3 hour pain nap. I'm almost certain I'm losing weight again. I worked so fucking hard to get to a "healthy" weight. I've spent the last 15+ years working with nutritionists to figure out..

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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Next time you're out shopping and you have some time on your hands, would you mind checking the frozen fruit section? It could still be a coincidence, I suppose.

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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

My diet has been tailored around my disability and what my body allows me to comfortably ingest. I struggle to believe there has been a frozen fruit renaissance to the point that no store in any of the nearby towns ever have any.

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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Has anyone else noticed shortages at their grocery store? I haven't seen any reporting on it, so I've been telling myself those items just happen to be sold out; the same 2/5ths of my regular groc list being gone every time I shop for the past month or two has stopped feeling coincidental.

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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

My hometown is 40% n8v, and all the Cherokee jabs had me feeling like I was back in high school. A buddy found out he was part Cherokee and was so (perfomatively) pissed. "I'm basically your average white girl now."

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

A weighted blanket is not enough, I need to be poured into the foundation of a parking structure like a mob victim

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Diva @hyxpk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

PUT A DUCK ON YOUR HEAD!

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Some cats are not into being used as a living scarf and some cats are into being used as a living scarf. George was a cat who was into being used as a living scarf.

Me, wearing my cat George as a scarf, in 2016 or maybe 2017.

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Nicole Foy @nicolefoy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

What a strange story. California woman finds a man, allegedly drunk, sleeping on her lawn early in the morning & sends her dad out to move him. The man wakes up & allegedly assaults the (elderly) dad, who shoots him Turns out the man is off-duty ICE agent David Gonzalez abc7.com/story/off-du...

abc7.com

Off-duty ICE agent shot after assaulting 72-year-old man and his daughter at Fresno home, police say

Authorities say a woman found the ICE agent sleeping on her front lawn.

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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"you have been made a professor at a school by order of the Pope. you are probably going to end up dating one of your students. there is nothing weird about this."

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I’d give her a series of riddles and see how she does

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This is just a fucking carjacking. How the hell was he supposed to know it was a state sponsored carjacking. what the fuck are we doing here.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

this is literally why you have uniforms and badges every member of the media pretending that any of this is due to anything else should be frogmarched out of public life

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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Are you a troll, bot, illeterate, or on a gallon of PCP?

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Nothing excites a man more than the opportunity to give others advice on the one aspect he's figured out on a subject he generally knows diddlysquat about

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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Marmaduke FUCKS

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Kristin Wilson @kristin-wilson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

That’s not how the House works. Come January 3 at noon, there is no Speaker. The Clerk of the House is in charge until a Speaker is elected. Mike Johnson will have exactly as much power as I do. None.

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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

..the tub to rinse him off, because I will not be having a 30-pound pissmonster running around the house.

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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

So, of course, he got a bath today. I'm glad I filled a bucket in the tub instead of bathing him directly in the tub, because dude had the best piss of his life. I was truly astonished with the duration and ferocity of this urination. Dumped the tub out & let him be sudsy as I rinsed and refilled..

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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

One of my cats has never bathed himself. This has caused issues, from him being scronchy to pet to massive cysts; he needs to be bathed by human hands, or his feline siblings. Since he's been living with my parents for the last ~year, his regular barber is not currently offering him her services.

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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You'd be wearing a better suit, as well. I know you're the "menswear guy", but I'd giggle and kick my feet if you picked apart her outfit. The sleeves? The crunchy waist? The everything! For all the corruption, they can't buy a good tailor, it seems.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/10/2026

Oh the irony of the gaffe with the giant Trump knife ad.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Me, sitting alone in a room with my thoughts Thoughts: Could you maybe sit somewhere else?

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Would you support a small business who makes things with rage instead of love

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Professor X: So what’s your power Me: I can make things bigger Professor XL: Whoa!!

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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026

ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...

old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)

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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Of all the websites I want to stop using AI-generated photos (all of them), I want websites that walk you through hairstyles to stop the hardest. I'm going cross-eyed trying to figure out how this braid works. Impossible, it's impossible, I've analyzed every pixel, it cannot be done. Maybe with wig?

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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 07/10/2026

hey 🫵👁️ your art is awesome. keep making it.

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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 08/10/2026

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

super high guy on the street looks at me and goes—where am I? Is this the end of the rainbow? and I said I don’t know man, that’s the US Capitol over there And he just goes “oh shit then no”

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

‘Stop talking about the bribes over text’ she texted textingly

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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

beef heist Beef Heist BEEF HEIST BEEF HEIST

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Thank you for coming forward. We need more voices from inside the uniform standing shoulder-to-shoulder with us to reject this extremism, protect our democratic norms, and demand accountability.

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a bag of antlers @crimenvox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Finally buried the mummified cat I found. Its funeral was a lot tougher than wildlife. I found it on my porch, ffs. I could have helped it, if I had only known. Decided its gravestone should be greenhouses (hibiscus), and I gave it a shoebox coffin.

Picture of disturbed soil with two small greenhouses holding hibiscus seeds. A steel fencing wire covers the grave to prevent it being dug up.

This was tough for me. I wish I did something while it was still alive. I didn't know. I'm so sorry, little one. Rest now.

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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The French police are so militarized they blew up a 15-yr-old’s hand and took the eye of another one. Why are grenades being used to quell student protestors who are unarmed? Now the labour unions are stepping in to protect the students

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