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Edgar Allan Hoe

@dlcrumbdump.bsky.social
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/ˈfæɡ.ət/ 🍉 he/him/any, Berlin

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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 57m
i love in a videogame when everyone in town just happens to talk exposition and tutorial at you like the most relevant thing for the townspeople is whatever is going on in your life right now. and how to open the menu by pressing X.
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 2h
as a fellow European who gawks at US politics and goes "WTF?" sometimes...we (by which I don't just mean Europeans but any non-Americans) need to stop doing the whole "WHY AREN'T AMERICANS TAKING TO THE STREETS AND BURNING SHIT DOWN?" thing Bitch we got all those problems too and we're not doing it
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 2h
but if you accidentally misreport your expenses by a few dollars you can be in deep shit
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 2h
when i see terms like "degenerate" and "sexual deviant" normalized and used casually even by supposed leftists my fascism senses tingle because i know my history and i know who used those terms to categorize people
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 3h
i'm sorry i try to keep it RELATIVELY light here even when talking about serious things but i'm fucking seething rn
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 3h
The 9 cops that were involved in the killing of Ibrahima Barry were all declared innocent today and we’re supposed to believe the police and justice system in Germany isn’t deeply fucking racist. Fuck this country. On so many fucking levels.
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 4h
dentists be like "this might be slightly uncomfortable for a second" and then expose you to the worst pain of your life for 30 minutes straight and refuse to stop when you scream in terror for them to stop
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 5h
the LAMESTREAM MEDIA doesn't want you getting your hole filled with stranger's loads
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 5h
Y'ALL this membership in a "left extremist" group that they are trying to turn into a huge scandal now? she openly declared it on the senate website when she was a member all these years. they literally got nothingggggg on her
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 6h
if i said what should happen to the BBC's new director general i would be taken in for questioning
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 6h
blood orange kinda the black metal of fruit
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 6h
forbidden ai dangerous mountain dew......
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 6h
firefox updated and now it's fugly :(
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 8h
Usually not a fan of forcing voice acting into every game but sometimes you get a gem like this
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 18h
Potentially reforming the German health insurance system is in the air and it’s a debate between people who think everyone deserves quality care and dignity and people who think if you’re rich you deserve good care and if you’re poor you should just die. Germany!
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 18h
following up on this: in almost any given country right now, 20-50% of people are voting for fascist parties that openly want to harm marginalized people if you care about how your actions affect other people who ~aren’t like you~ AT ALL, you’re already a better person than 20-50% of people 😭
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 18h
People still being scandalized about or upset at Madonna for doing what she’s done for 44 years is crazy the world has truly left you behind if you think performing in a public bathroom set is scandalous and undignified
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 19h
every new scandal about berlin's presumptive next mayor (and there's at LEAST one a day rn) just makes her sound cooler oh she was a member of a "left extremist" group that provides legal aim to marginalized people and leftist activists? one going back 110 years that hitler BANNED? cool as fuck
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 19h
i sometimes wonder how my life would have turned out if i had the mental capacity to actually follow through on anything like would that youtube movie channel i started in 2016 and abandoned after 5 videos be my job now? some of them had like 30k views that could have definitely become something 😭
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 19h
as someone who is deathly afraid of needles the fact that I successfully self-inject medication every week and get PrEP bloodwork done every 3 months and am up to date on pretty much all my vaccines now (working on getting the last few boosters) makes me quite proud of myself
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 19h
Everyone on Instagram is giving Julie Chen shit for being married to the president of the network and claiming she only got the Big Brother host role because of it and they literally weren’t even dating at the time and didn’t marry until 4 years later 😭 Loud and mad about NOTHING
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 20h
2 invisible replies on this i wonder if i got someone mad enough to write angry comments and then block me or whether it's just a weird display error ghdfgjfdh
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 20h
i don't support all gay people some of you hang out on twitter with all the literal nazis and give elon money because the memes are better or whatever
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 21h
in the name of the moon...i call you a faggot
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 21h
a cumhungry bottom slut would fix me rn
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 22h
i know it's not a new or unique insight but the fact that so many right wingers have made being terrified of SOY and SEED OILS part of their identity is fucking hilarious to me
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 22h
i don't believe in revolution not because i think the idea is invalid but because we now live in a time of mass surveillance and militarized police where you would need such an overwhelming amount of people to successfully carry one out, you may as well just work within the political system then
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 23h
remember when we told straight men to break free of restrictive toxic aggressive male gender norms and then when they did we ridiculed them as "performative males" for it
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WE LIKED THE FAGGOTRY NOT THE SOCCER
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i understand why people have those endlessly long instagram captions (SEO & getting as many keywords in there as possible, especially with hashtags being continuously nerfed in the algo and you not even be able to search using them really anymore) but jfc does it need to be chatgpt slop every time?
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
did you know they had MEDIA on treasure island?!? it's true, turn off safe search and search treasure island media to find out!
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
heated rivalry (me and this yellow curry)
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
literally every study about poverty or negative economic outcomes or ailing infrastructure projects ever: *throwing money at this problem generally solves it* conservatives: "throwing money at the issue isn't going to solve it!"
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
people be like "they don't teach that at school" and it's literally something they learned in school but forgot
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
seeing people casually get on top of furniture (especially cheap and clearly not very sturdy tables and shelves) is crazy to me as someone who grew up as a fat kid and has broken multiple beds
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
busy (going on my once monthly crawl through all 11.000 ayumi hamasaki listings on yahoo auctions to see if anyone listed something insanely rare for 500 yen again)
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
babygirl all those supplements are just gonna give you really expensive pee 😭
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i've hated this guy before it was cool btw (i checked his following list back when they were public on twitter and he was following a bunch of white supremacists)
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yooooooooooooooooooooooo a dice based deckbuilding roguelite is currently free on epic and looks fun as fuck astrea: six-sided oracles, free until oct 1
screenshot showing a turn based battle screen with 3 characters on each side. a bit overwhelming and messy to look at but looks fun.
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh no this youtube video was created for me specifically
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
had a really good conversation with a friend earlier about how to live a good, ethical, progressive life, and i think my main takeaway is that we need to remember that we aren't any one choice, but a collection of all our choices, and the goal is to ultimately have as positive a balance as we can
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Horror movie where you say “soft cock” in the mirror three times and I appear
Soft cock mirror pic
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my friends are so smart i love my friends
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's nearly october and i just connected my AC again
static.klipy.com
This Is Fine Meme
Alt: This Is Fine Meme of a dog sitting in a burning house
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like I’m having a stroke
AI fast food banner with nonsense text on the ketchup
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Daddy
Karl Marx bust
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fall in Berlin eats every time
Long avenue lined with green yellow ish leaves and a light smattering of them on the ground on a sunny day
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It feels like everyone learned about Madonna’s weird butt implants this week
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone said Azealia Banks is performing in Israel on Oct 8 to show them Oct 7 isn’t the worst thing that can happen at a music festival 😭😭😭
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Edgar Allan Hoe @dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Which is why it’s so fucking distasteful when little miss “all my friends are Republicans” uses it as a cutesy little metaphor and title for her lead single but she also equated her haters with homophobia in another song before so what else is new.
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