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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

will you walk with me so i can get back safe? thanks. keep a lookout *breaks into somebodys house and steals a safe*

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Me: *takes one step outside* Mosquitoes: *start tying on bibs and opening up tiny bottles of barbecue sauce*

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Cookie Mumbles @cookiemumbles.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Charlie Kirk from Hell where a leopard is eating his face: No I meant only political violence against the OTHER guys

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

As a guy who got a cancer that was probably caused by a virus, I think we should have /more/ vaccines.

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Laserbrille 💚 @laserbrille.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Hey du #Gutverdiener mit 100.000 Euro im Jahr, du bist nur Faktor 10 entfernt von der Aushilfe/ dem Werkstudent mit 10.000 Euro im Jahr - aber Faktor 10.000 entfernt von den Superreichen, die jedes Jahr 1 Milliarde Euro dazu "verdienen". DU bist *NICHT* mitgemeint bei #TaxTheRich

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

It's not possible for my empire to have problems. My courtiers are always nervously smiling and telling me everything is great

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

AI slop is pushing real indie artists out of the pool, even by using identity theft. Imagine discovering you have released a new album without knowing it and it's just AI using your name. It's insane. Fuck this shit.

youtu.be

Spotify Exposed: Indie Artists Under Attack With HORRIBLE Scam

YouTube video by Top Music Attorney

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

thighlander

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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Eye-to-eyelander

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Cookie Mumbles @cookiemumbles.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Me, handing back another bag which contains pictures of penises: eat this!

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 17/08/2025

Well those mines ain't gonna sweep themselves

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 01/08/2025

thanks so much you've been a great crowd, we're "dersh's pierogi denied" and this is our last song and a one two three four

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

There's no rule that says a dog can't be a priest

"Ireland is running out of priests. There is an obvious solution"

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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Would 100% watch a sitcom in which Cuomo and Dershowitz end up roommates, Dershowitz is denied a pierogi every episode in exactly the same way, and Cuomo runs for successively lower-stakes office each week, only to lose again.

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

“that’s a lazy river” well maybe it’s just resting from a long week of rapids, sometimes water just needs to fart around

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

this is where i'm at mentally these days

CLICKHOLE
LIFESTYLE
Groundbreaking Discovery:
Paleontologists Have Agreed To Start Saying That Stegosauruses Had Beautiful Singing Voices Because It's A Nice Thought And It's Not Like They're Hurting Anyone
OCTOBER 16, 2017

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Cookie Mumbles @cookiemumbles.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

The sturgeon moon was yesterday and now I‘m missing a kidney

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

[concert] singer: (shouting) i can’t hear you me: (shouting back) it’s because of the music

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Laura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

The genius of Miles Davis was not fully appreciated outside of the US because of the metric system

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 01/08/2025

live action catbus looking pretty sweet

orange cat lying on floor with square lights reflected on his flank that resembles lit windows

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

My wife just texted me “Lasagne at 6 o’clock” so I immediately looked behind me.

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

*mopping the sweat from my brow as I try to figure out how to defuse the bath bomb*

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 19/07/2025

i don't have adhd i just don't want to focus on this specifically

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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 17/07/2025

look, it’s just a fired prosecutor and an inexplicable tape gap. since when has that ever indicated anything

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andy™ @andylevy.net · 20/06/2025

yes it’s a big mystery why people who think empathy is evil don’t become therapists

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Cookie Mumbles @cookiemumbles.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

writing them a ticket for breaking the „don’t talk to me before I‘ve had my coffee“ law

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Cookie Mumbles @cookiemumbles.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Jigsaw: do you want to play a game? I have this boss I cant seem to beat..

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

[my glass shatters loudly against the wall of the biker bar] I said SKIM MILK

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Sorry for calling your band crappy I thought you knew

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I sleep with a tin of altoids under my pillow in case someone breaks in and tries to kiss me

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

My 5 year old is learning punctuation and whenever he sees an exclamation point at the end of the sentence he just screams the word that precedes it

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Cookie Mumbles @cookiemumbles.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

squirting a thick layer of toothpaste on my teeth for the night

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Whenever I start to feel anxious I immediately have another coffee and scroll through the worst news imaginable on my phone and omg it does not help at all

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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

I’ll end a sentence with a preposition whenever the fuck I feel like it for.

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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Started watching four episodes of vintage anime (Sailor Moon, Patlabor, Slayers, Gundam) every week with Discord friends and can't stress enough how watching fun stuff with online friends is a low-cost, low-effort way to help you feel better about shit. Can't recommend it enough.

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.

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Cookie Mumbles @cookiemumbles.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

„chatGPT is down“ they say. „..to fuck?“ i say jokingly. They stare into the middle distance, lost in thought. Cheeks turning noticeably redder

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Cookie Mumbles @cookiemumbles.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

me, at a party: OMG I have to throw up [throws dvd of movie UP in the toilet]

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Cookie Mumbles @cookiemumbles.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

me, at a party: OMG I have to throw up [throws dvd of movie UP in the toilet]

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Cookie Mumbles @cookiemumbles.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

why did the chicken cross the road? It was playing animal crossing

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