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Ivy 🌿 @coniver.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

love having a convo with my brother on his breakup that devolves into a conversation about how the only hope for humanity is extinction

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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Don't worry about assassination, CEOs, just smile more and buy fewer expensive coffee drinks. Try mindfulness.

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ell ❤️‍🔥 @bratlor.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

hey taylor i found you a new piano x

a yellow piano covered in various pink and purple flowers, with a seat in front covered in sunflowers. a plaque on the piano reads “toto, i’ve a feeling we’re not in kansas anymore”

a close up of the plaque on the yellow piano. “toto, i’ve a feeling we’re not in kansas anymore”

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Ivy 🌿 @coniver.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

proud to say I'm a *checks notes* pink pilates princess?

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

insurance won't cover cataract surgery on my third eye, this country is fucked

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

electric eels imply the existence of acoustic eels

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

feeling very thankful for my therapist and my antidepressants.

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 29/11/2024

broke: putting "lab technologist" as my occupation on my dating profile woke: putting "blood mage" as my occupation on my dating profile

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

BIG GRAVY BOAT STUCK

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idrinkurmilkshake91 @necklor13.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Happy Thanksgiving Gaylor family!!! I’m so thankful that I found each and every one of you and this amazing community as a whole. I hope you all have a restful day and eat delicious food ☺️🫶🩷

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Ivy 🌿 @coniver.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

happy Thanksgiving I'm drunk 🫶

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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

My cousins and I going for a little walk.

Meepers family outing EXCEPT WHATS THIS THEYVE SPOTTED YOU POINTING AO NOW THEY ARE POINTING YOU OUT TO ME GOTH BEAKER AN MY BROTHER LITTLE MEEPS IS WALKING UP TO YOU ABOUT TO ATTACK

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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I find it so funny when people are like, “I like Lin-Manuel Miranda, I just wish he weren’t so corny.” Like, what do you think the #1 requirement for a composer of musical theatre is.

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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

*dabs a little gravy behind each ear* Tell me about it… stud…

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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

i just farted exactly in the opening drum pattern of U2's Sunday Bloody Sunday

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🇲🇽 🌻 SamⒶntha 🌻 🏳️‍⚧️ @samanthak.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

The difference between my sex and my gender is that my gender is female and my sex is on fire

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Rogs @stev.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Using a hot dog to stir my coffee

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

the orcas are thrifting and doing nostalgia

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emma🌷antithetical dream girl @wlwversion.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

their mind 😂 also I have been guessing bye bye baby so Taylor pls watch this

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 27/11/2024

me literally every morning

a piece of cinnamon toast crunch with angry eyebrows and cranky face going "what in the cinnamon toast fuck is this"

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Ivy 🌿 @coniver.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Oh some people had good childhoods huh

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Hitchhiking to Thanksgiving and inviting the driver to dinner so instead of arguing about politics we can all just worry about being murdered

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Ivy 🌿 @coniver.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Listening to my top songs of 2023 hm I have great taste

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Smack me across the head with a shovel and knock me unconscious so I can finally rest

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Ivy 🌿 @coniver.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

saw wicked for the third time last night 🤭

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 27/11/2024

Wicked was really good except for the 1 year intermission I don't need that long to go to the bathroom

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

I hate when I fall down the stairs without my Fitbit on.

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Ivy 🌿 @coniver.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Feeling very disconnected from my queer identity and sexuality and I pull the lovers in reverse this morning from my tarot deck. I'm being clowned on!!!

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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

My physical therapist: Hold your arms out and then bend them at a 90-degree angle. Me: Like Cornholio? My pt: Yes.

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I'm All Write 🍻 @imallwrite.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Cocaine so white it has a secret family recipe for potato salad

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Ivy 🌿 @coniver.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

My true calling on this planet is to create cute lil cottage core crochet pieces

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 26/11/2024

instead of making prequels to successful franchises they should make something good

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

used to be they at least offered you bread and circuses

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Ivy 🌿 @coniver.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Told my aunt to sit down while I explained the "holding space for defying gravity lyrics" meme, I take my role as family Internet professor very seriously

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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I exchanged numbers with some of my dad's friends in the retirement community, both to be involved in his life and to keep tabs on his health, & my god there is no chisme quite like retirement home chisme Old ppl have the best drama. Passing STDs, stealing partners, disinheriting kids. I'm obsessed

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Ivy 🌿 @coniver.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Zooted on a 25 mg CBD edible watching the Dallas Cowboys Netflix show, pretending next week won't be the worst

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Here are some nice mushrooms

An overturned stick is held upright in an autumn forest and covered in mature Splitgill mushrooms, one stacked above the next, each of their gills radiating above the next

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I still don’t understand what part of the monkey the wrench is for.

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Ivy 🌿 @coniver.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Guys I sadly am holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity.. that shit is resonating

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