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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴

@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
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ETERNAL WAR AGAINST THE DICKS IS ALL WE CAN RESPECT (quoth MITB) ½ a goon and ½ a god. No TERFs, no SWERFs, no Coin Creeps or AI grifters or NFT pls. he/him cash app/venmo: eatyrself paypal.me/eatyrself

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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 2h
whatever it is that I'm secreting it smells delightful
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 10h
funky, funky fugue state
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 11h
all of the AZ republican ads are bragging about how they voted for the trump tax cut and how it helps people who work 2 jobs or live off of tips (it doesn't) and hey maybe fix the economy that requires people to have 2 jobs or work for tips if you want to impress me even a little
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 14h
i poop naked for the speed advantage it gives me over the competition
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 15h
need someone to stretch my scalenes like mozzarella
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 15h
I watched this last night, less than an hour but weird and fun and gory
a movie poster for Cyclops, a Japanese horror sci fi movie from 1987, with the main bad guy in his old people giant sunglasses, and a few more people with meaty faces and whatnot.
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 15h
"whatever" is the color of my true love's hair
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 16h
I don't like AI because I don't trust anything that doesn't have an ass, or at least a cloaca
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 16h
just had the thought that someone is "antisocial enough to get along with"
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 17h
I am not saying that women with big yams don't need massages, I'm just saying they might be overrepresented in the youtube massage video community.
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kirp @kirp.bsky.social · 19h
this sucks. I paid most of my rent but this is all of what I have to live on. I really just want some fresh fruit, yogurt, and juice Once again: venmo @ChristopherSands Thanks
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 17h
shirt idea
that stupid Meta AI creature people are supposed to love with a bullet hole in its head and PLEASE KILL ME above it.
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got some pointy, 1950s ass titties
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
please help kirp and/or disappear his landlord ha ha no though please help k get ahead of this!!
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
always a relief when I bore another person out of my life
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"say, something smells good out here!" "yes, that's my lunch 🥰 and we'd like to be alone 😤"
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is gorgeous. I did not know Liz from Grouper had a weird dream poppy/nz sounding band grouper.bandcamp.com/album/lindas...
grouper.bandcamp.com
Linda's Head, by Helen
10 track album
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"critics say marijuana legalization in AZ did the exact opposite of what voters wanted" uhh okay so it made weed more illegal? or you're just some fascist in a huff that people get a break from the screaming horror of existence once in a while by smoking a jaunt
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
feel like a lot of modern horror forgets that you have to have characters an audience will like or hate or feel anything about for them to care what happens to those ppl
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punctuation @crip.es · 04/10/2026
hijacking the aux to see if you like siege
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the tacos of night
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean, it really fills out the ass
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Ms. Nomer @sadlydefunct.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🚨 Event Horizon is on Tubi 🚨
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is why I refer to anything longer than shorts as "government pants"
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Hydroxide @hydroxidefs.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
please help kirp and/or disappear his landlord ha ha no though please help k get ahead of this!!
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
person, to a potential boss: you a republican? pb: why are you a DEMOCRAT person: nah I just wanted to know the odds of actually being paid for my work
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh you better believe my succotash is suffering
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Ojai's Organic Mayor @ojaimayor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I eat dubious street tacos. Bad bacteria attack the good bacteria in my guts. tens of billions die. I take probiotics and eat kimchi. Good bacteria fight back. Epic poems of their war are written. Tens of billions more die. It is night time again. I eat dubious street tacos
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Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I smell positively VANTASTIC.
A box of Avon "Vantastic" being held in one hand; the van-shaped bottle of Avon "Vantastic" Wild Country After Shave in another.
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Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
October 2nd: Bat W*ng. #FrightFall2026
A drawing of bat standing on it's legs, wings spread outward. It is hunched forward, and its penis and testicles are dangling down; they are censored with pixelation. It is wearing checkerboard slip-on Vans. Below the drawing reads "BAT WANG"; the A in wang has been censored with the same pixelation as the genitals.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 29/05/2023
Ok, until we figure out just what the heck is going on here women are not allowed to make any new styles of pants fashionable
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Simon P @pixelpoutine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The one about French trappers youtu.be/aIz-W83ruD4?...
youtu.be
Trapping Beavers! kITH !!!
YouTube video by Fight Night
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Anonymous User @lamsinton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
God, I almost forgot THE MONKEYS youtu.be/w7ApuaJrtck?...
youtu.be
Kids in the Hall - The Monkeys
YouTube video by Rui
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Jaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hands down "I vote with my dollars! They're called 'Dollar Votes'!"
youtu.be
Kids in The Hall - Customer
YouTube video by CommonCloud
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be/8MFbYffT-ho?...
youtu.be
Kids in The Hall - Things to do
YouTube video by CommonCloud
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Friederike Lie⸸z @friederikelietz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's why 1914 isn't an alternative to Kanonenfieber @eldergodsdoom.bsky.social @lividlunch.bsky.social For more information/background look at alt text
1914 posting artwork by fascist artist waldhexe without creditsWhen asked about shirts with this artwork they post a link to waldhexe's IGRacist artwork by waldhexe. Text on hoodie says "Apartheid Kyiv, UA".Post by waldhexe honoring her dead partner who was killed in action fighting for Ukraine. He was known as a founding member of fascist movement Identitäre Bewegung in Austria. Until his death he was a friend of IB leader Martin Sellner.
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Raged against Humanity @keeperofthingz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My next dilemma, I receive food benefits Sat. morn at 5 am.Walmart+ & Instacart have both run out, making fees/delivery high AF, I need some help ASAP , 0 income keeps it impossible to obtain food w/o some assist. 🔗 - cash.app/$Ma24Kingz 🔗 - paypal.me/4Kingzz 🔗 - account.venmo.com/u/MaTo4Kingz
cash.app
Pay me on Cash App
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so Evil Dead Burn sucked. like joyless, mechanical, thoughtless horror, a bunch of dead people who have terrible dialogue in endless fight scenes with living characters there's no reason to give a fuck about. and the final boss, what the fuck was that, looked like a dude off of a Havohej ep in 2000
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
honestly I love how much Dinosaur Jr is present in the first Swervedriver album
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's all fun and trolling until your jaw rots off
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we're back up into the 80°s again and I am snarling at the sun
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Xodanix3 @xodanix3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The initial payment overdue for September is $481 so when we get the mail on Monday, there's most likely gonna be a shut off notice needing that in full (plus potential late fee). Just like there was last month where we had to get MA help to pay that then Tribe had to help with next overdue amount
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just in case anyone else was waiting for it to emerge from Shudders paywall, Mad God is now on Tubi
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
well the new roommate has already spent the day walking around in just shorts and pissed, loudly, with the bathroom door open. not thrilled with this start.
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
wait is Dick Durbin the anti Rick Rubin
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I will burn the earth if it makes programming, the job I spent years learning and regarded as my calling, take 5 minutes less"
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
guy who works with AI wants us all to use AI constantly until it does something useful for us I guess
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"why do all the continents have peninsular land masses POINTING SOUTH?! what are they trying to tell us?!?" oh sweet lord the conspiracy brain is just spiraling and feeding on itself and concentrating the lunacy by the day
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
once you've had 45 loratadine for $1.25 a pack you can't go back
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