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Cooperstreaming ♿️

@cooperstreaming.bsky.social
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♿️ The most overly confident disabled woman in America. Mark Hamill once told me I had pretty eyes and I'll never shut up about it. As seen in Buzzfeed, The BBC, New York Magazine, & most forebodingly, TMZ linktr.ee/Cooperstreaming

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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 18h
Hey, for everybody who has ever had to plan a funeral, is there something you wish you had thought of or something important to plan for that might not be thought of right away?
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Found in my old Facebook posts
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Usually my CRPS doesn't look like anything. But sometimes it looks like what I like to call "zombie foot"
A photo of someone's calves ankles and feet. The right side is notably purple blotched and swollen
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anybody have experience planning memorial services in Los angeles? I'm looking for a venue and I've been googling my heart out but I could use some recommendations
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A girl on tiktok just got mad cyz somebody questioned her choice to walk down the aisle to Fast Car, & if you want to walk down the aisle to a song about your partner seeming like an escape from your life of poverty but turning out to be an abusive deadbeat... Do you... I guess?
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm tested this multiple times and it turns out my cat just does not like Rebecca Black. I like Rebecca black, but this is the difference in her expression every time I turn it on versus when I turn it back off 😄
A fluffy gray and white kitty sits against a scratching post with its ears back and a displeased expressionThe same cat from the previous photo, fluffy Gray and white sits against the same scratching post in the same position but now with a much more open expression
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I talked to my dad for 4 hours today. It's crazy, you can be 40 years old and then your parent will tell you some random piece of lore that explains so much of your childhood. Also he still affectionately refers to me as smart young lady and I had to say "Dad it's smart middle-aged lady" 💀
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just watched Save the Last Dance for the first time. An hour in when he takes her to the ballet & she doesn't want to go, I was like:
A meme from the movie trolls where a troll yells off screen towards another character "singing killed my grandma!"
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just started thinking about how I'm listening to Hayley Williams right now, and 20 years ago I was sitting on the ugly green carpet of my first apartment, listening to Riot. Somehow her new music is just as good and she's only gotten hotter. HOW?
Hayley Williams in a bra and and panty set in an oversized jacket with sunglasses standing on a balcony
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I never use instagram. I will go weeks and months without checking it and I never look at the messages. I went on there to search for something in particular and oh so fun, a message from a guy who assaulted me in my early 30s. Blocked. Exhausting.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When she's really really content, she does this thing where she stretches one of her back legs out as far as she possibly can, so I can get more of her tummy into every pet, and I swear no one in the history of the world has ever been as happy as I am when she does this.
A cat lies upside down on blanket. A woman reaches into frame and pets the cat on the tummy
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran: I won't cancel this tour and let down all of the opening acts that depend on me for money The Opening Acts: Fuck your blood money, we good
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I barely use Twitter anymore except when something big happens on the news and I feel like annoying people. I will pop over there, say what I think to piss off the worst people alive, then not check in for 24 hours because I forgot I did it 🤷‍♀️
9 a screen grab of a tweet by Cooper streaming that says I really want to point out that Ed Sheeran has fuck you money and is still too much of a spineless little bitch to say fuck you
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is a little bitch, and it's people like him who normalize evil & prevent the public from agreeing, uniting, and forcing change. Evil people will always be out there, but they wouldn't away with everything unchallenged if everyone else didn't try to be "neutral"
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Remember that one time we had a long day and we all piled into the car to go home, but in the last minute to the driveway, Come on Eileen came on, so we drove around the block two more times & sang at the top of our lungs. 5 years later & we don't speak anymore, but I remember when we were happy.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Strange days is on Hulu and I don't remember if it's a good movie but I know that I want to watch 90s Ralph Finnes risk it all for 90s Angela Bassett. Yes I do.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They're perfect for each other (derogatory)
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Look I'm not really big on celebrity culture, but I honestly think I hug from a Muppet would heal me
A model with a red afro with an oversized green knit sweater hugs Oscar the grouch and his trash can
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The internet's current love affair with Charlotte of Sex and the City is a reflection of Gen Z's turn towards puritanism. The character whose 1st line in the series is "Men are intimidated by powerful women, if you want a man, you need to play by the rules and keep your mouth shut" is no role model.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well well well, look at this broken clock
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Niche post but I was in pain & couldn't sleep, and somehow in the middle of the night, came to the conclusion that the season finale of Rick and Morty felt very similar to the season 1 finale of Nathan Fielder's The Rehearsal. I have to wonder if the writers were inspired by "I'm your dad"
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No one has ever perceived us as cool. We have always, and are still, perceived as faking for attention as this very article implies It's fun simultaneously existing in a living hell of a body while being under constant surveillance & scrutiny. Too sick? Drug seeking. Too happy? Should be at work.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Being chronically ill and in constant pain for 13 years is so weird. Most of the time you just sort of have to force yourself to function, and I do. But then my Spotify playlist shuffles Hootie and the Blowfish of all things, and as he sings "Time, why do you punish me?" I burst into tears.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I always find it hilarious how random men think they can fight animals. It's also funny how they typically think they can fight other men despite never having thrown a punch in their lives. The men who can fight, I mean really fight, rarely advertise that information in such a way.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was really dramatic in my 20s. Like one time this guy cheated on me with a girl named Katie, and instead of breaking up right then I took him to a piano bar with all my friends & had the piano bar guys sing a song about it and made the entire bar chant "KATIE THANKS!" with a spotlight on him.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Funny thing about severing ties with an abuser is that it doesn't immediately terminate the compulsive need to protect them I know people can & do judge me for this broken relationship, & sometimes ask why talk about it Because the truth was verboten for decades. Because it did in fact set me free
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
People suddenly deciding Macklemore isn't cringe because of his supportive Palestine just sort of finally got on the bandwagon after about a decade, because the reason Macklemore was considered cringe is because he cared too much about "woke" shit. That's it. That's all. Rapists are harder to cancel
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Finding out "Why, why, tell em that it's human nature" was written about a little girl crying because a boy pushed her on the playground & her dad said "Maybe he likes you, it's human nature" then wrote the song makes me want to burn a house down Also the least upsetting thing related to this song.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Haha, this was me. And Kevin, I was scrolling through the replies and noted that at the time I posted here, you mentioned that the guy had a complete meltdown and stalked me through various sock accounts through a very long time. I just wanted to confirm that yes, that is also true.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Finally watched 9-5 and it was cute... but fucking exhausting to see that 45 years later we are asking for the same shit in the workplace and haven't gone anywhere. My main takeaway is Jane Fonda has always been that girl. On the right side of everything for longer than I've been alive
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Texas Observer @texasobserver.org · 02/09/2026
Featured story: “Black women carry the greatest burden when it comes to barriers to abortion rights and to maternal deaths. So it’s a slap in the face to all Black women for the state to choose not to evaluate the impact of what happened right after Dobbs.”
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Texas Maternal Mortality Committee's Next Report Will Skip Post-'Roe' Deaths. Lawmakers Suspect Political Influence.
And one Texan says the body’s decision “retriggered” the pain of losing his wife, who counts among the preventable deaths that soon followed the state’s abortion bans.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I haven't been in a serious relationship in about 10 years now, and I have to say, this shit is positively glorious. Delicious. Fantastic. More no one please.
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Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happening now in TX: Voters in battleground Tarrant County are telling GOP local officials what they think of their plan to cut 30% of voting locations this year “Nothing you can do can stop us from removing you in November”
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have a genuine addiction to these. It's bad. I started chewing gum to distract myself from aimless snacking because I don't have a solid schedule and I have a fridge next to my bed because I can't access the kitchen, so it keeps me eating at mealtimes. NOW ALL I WANT IS TO EAT 50 A DAY
A close-up of an ad for ice breakers cinnamon ice cubes gum
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Is it just me or are influencers editing their bodies to look more and more like a fish fillet? The reflection of her in the mirror shows her real body, which is extremely thin to begin with. This "deboned tilapia" look is horrifying. Worst, preteen girls see images like this daily.
An image of an influencer standing topless in a clothing boutique and covering her breasts with her hand. She has edited her body to be unnaturunnaturally flat and thin. Her actual unedited reflection appears in the mirror behind her. her face has been cropped from the photo
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Old grainy photo of me but I'm posting it because my hair looks so fucking good
Super streaming in a button-up sweatshirt jacket. She has long brown hair that has been curled with an iron
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I love when a strange man tries to impress me with money or material things, because I genuinely couldn't give less of a fuck and it's so easy & delightful to make them feel small. They have the most fragile egos.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This has echoes of history all over it. We warned right-wing minorities, immigrants, & LGBTQ that they were not safe, they were not special, & the right woule come for them. Hitler had gay generals until The Night of the Long Knives (he had everyone slaughtered) These idiots always act brand new.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sometimes I like to look at plastic surgery trends from other countries, because when you haven't been desensitized to a specific look yet, it becomes stark & shocking the ways in which we deform ourselves and call it beauty. Our standards are equally insane, we are just used to looking at them.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Can someone in medicine plz tell me if this is normal? I finally got my operative reports. BUT two procedures, only 1 month apart, same facility, same doctor. The 1st looks normal. The 2nd, where the Dr. used glue he KNEW I was allergic to, appears to be typed up by hand, like a word doc.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Somebody called me "wise" this week. It's a really nice compliment, and one I get pretty frequently, but I honestly feel like it's a sort of illusion. I try very hard to approach situations ethically & with empathy, and I've been to a lot of therapy, but mostly I think people believe this because
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I was homeschooled for a good chunk of time, so I played catch-up with pop culture for years. When I was living in England someone sneered "You've never heard Oasis? I feel sorry for you" And I said "I get to go listen to Oasis for the first time. I feel sorry for YOU" (They aren't that great 🤷‍♀️)
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My surgical records are missing. I have found all of my records for this doctor and yet my surgical records cannot be found. Probably because they confirm that they knowingly used something I was allergic to. WHERE ARE MY SURGICAL RECORDS
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My roommate is so wonderful, & I have a hilarious amount in common with her boyfriend (it makes sense she likes us both). Whenever we hang out I'm always like "omg I have the exact same story, only mine does not involve being on a boat with Rihanna"
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I haven't been able to leave my room in so long that I have forgotten certain things. Or I forget them until something viscerally reminds me. I watched a movie today where a woman walks at night in the English countryside, and suddenly I could smell the wet in the air again.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Old post from 12 years ago after I had had my 1st of seven surgeries: "Two bad days of nausea & not being able to eat... I take it as a sign that my conversion to the cyborg world is almost complete. Soon I will be able to sustain myself on nothing but synthetic motor oil and the smell of fear."
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I used to rewatch Parks and Rec in the most brutal years of my illness, when I had to watch TV in a timy hand mirror because I couldn't turn my head. I knew it so well, it was okay that I couldn't see. After that, maybe 6 or 7 watch throughs, I put it down for a long time. I just watched again.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Something that really sucks about being severely disabled for a very long time is finding out that things you used to do can never be returned to, because they have been destroyed, quality has gone down, or they have been replaced. Things you were hoping to do again some day are gone forever.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
As a millennial I think I figured out that Mike Schur represents our highest most aspirational selves, and Lena Dunham represents who we unfortunately actually are.
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I have a very serious theory that Zohran Mamdani's public relations strategy is based off of Leslie Knope, and I don't think I'm wrong.
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Leslie Knope Dancing
Alt: A gift from Parks and Rec of Leslie Knope, portrayed by amy Phoeler, Dancing next to a fireplace with Anne Perkins portrayed by Rashida Jones
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