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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp

@weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet
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Semvnol They #LandBack Marine ecology, rescue, and rehabilitation USCG Master Captain 100GRT Endorsements: Sailing, Towing Birds, Boats, Travel MDNI

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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
if you were an ape you would be a buttboon lol
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
My sister has organized a GoFundMe for her husband's cancer diagnosis. They have two small children, including my only nephew. If you can, please donate. Please share either way!
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Donate to Support for Timothy’s Cancer Recovery, organized by Melissa O'Shea
In just three weeks, our lives changed dramatically. My husband Timothy, who thou… Melissa O'Shea needs your support for Support for Timothy’s Cancer Recovery
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 01/09/2025
Eggs has an expensive ($6k) surgery coming up. If you're able, the "bills" list, food items, or says "crowfunding" on my wishlist all go to cash right now. it all goes to him. he really needs to get this oral mass handled. Anything at all helps. Thank you 🖤 Link: throne.com/mayawest
a sweet faced orange and cream tabby cat, face peeking out from under a blue knitted blanket, happy and eyes filled with love 

#catsky
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 04/06/2025
she has a smile so pretty i brag to my ex about it
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
kinda spiraling again so ig im gonna go to sleep
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
my Robin Williams in The Birdcage impression
a person in a white tank top and salmon pink shorts with gold chain necklace and bracelet
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
My sister has organized a GoFundMe for her husband's cancer diagnosis. They have two small children, including my only nephew. If you can, please donate. Please share either way!
gofundme.com
Donate to Support for Timothy’s Cancer Recovery, organized by Melissa O'Shea
In just three weeks, our lives changed dramatically. My husband Timothy, who thou… Melissa O'Shea needs your support for Support for Timothy’s Cancer Recovery
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
just got hit with the 10pm lonelies
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
k.mikolajczak.photography photo of a humanoid dressed in furs and rags with outstretched arms claw shaped fingers and a deer skull with antlers
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
7 things every child needs to hear: 1. I love you. 2. I am proud of you. 3. I am sorry. 4. I forgive you. 5. I am listening. 6. Capitalism is a tool of the upper class designed to keep the people struggling, oppressed, and docile. 7. You have what it takes.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
what, was it only her left that got blown off
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
nah, "I wish blase bitches could read" is my position
Blasé Boylan

@blazesboylan.bsky.social

Joined Nov '24

Diving Bell Accident

"I don't like people who got captured." Does that sum up your position?

September 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM

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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/09/2025
The best thing about having a silly display name is these kinda guys
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/09/2025
tell em, gov
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/09/2025
Man, emotional maturity is hard
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/09/2025
seeing something beautiful that would make a great photo but instead thinking "nah, that one's just for me"
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/09/2025
[leaving a giant bowl of white powder on the counter] OK everybody listen up, this is NOT cocaine. So don't chop a line thinking it is. Because it's not, its Ketamine
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/09/2025
trying to come up with an excuse for calling that isnt just "i missed your voice"
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/09/2025
lmaoooo wtf im literally kicking my feeties rn
mr burns on his stomach on a rug twirling the phone cord and kicking his feeties
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/09/2025
fucked up all progress i had made
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/09/2025
everyone
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 06/09/2025
please lend me all of your good luck for the next few hours
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⚽ ianthe's inferno 🍀🇧🇿 @ianthe.online · 05/09/2025
we're dating now. that's how bluesky works. our first date will be at someone's 15-post-long crash out
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 05/09/2025
hell yeh
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 05/09/2025
Does anyone in FL want to go see @themountaingoats.bsky.social with me sept 18th? i suddenly have an extra ticket
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 05/09/2025
oh god im back on the apps
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 05/09/2025
the dock photo is the clear crowd favorite
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 21/08/2025
oh sorry i thought you meant what you said lol
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 04/09/2025
im sorry
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 04/09/2025
chat im ngl things are actually pretty dire in my personal life
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 04/09/2025
im not eating again
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 03/09/2025
Dont approach my woman if you don't want this smoke
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 03/09/2025
I wanna open a bohemian piano bar and name it Chez la Vie
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 03/09/2025
🎶Hold me closer tiny Daniel🎶
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 03/09/2025
This looks like the bathrooms at Potter's wax museum
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 03/09/2025
lmao I wrote a similar paper as a college freshman "Approaching Immortality" i called it
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 03/09/2025
friday appt
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 02/09/2025
Reposting this cause I self doxxed but This is my favorite thing my wife has made that is not for me.
A rainbow shawl crocheted with several different patterns and a pastel rainbow SpectrumThe same shawl with the center drawn up so that the colors reflected are darker because there is white thread woven in
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
What a vile, classist, classless bitch you are.
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 02/09/2025
q
snapchat image of several pistols in holsters inside a safe
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 02/09/2025
wish that i could focus on the good things
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 02/09/2025
🌨☃️⛄️
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 02/09/2025
im being offered illicit drugs
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Arlyssa D. Becenti ✍️🗞️ @abecenti.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
variety.com/2025/film/ob...
variety.com
Graham Greene, Oscar-Nominated ‘Dances with Wolves’ Actor, Dies at 73
Graham Greene, a Canadian actor best known for his Oscar-nominated turn in the 1990 film "Dances with Wolves," died on Monday. He was 73.
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 01/09/2025
weird that troops are deployed to the imperial core, and to two cities run by likely primary challengers
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/11/2024
This is a female American redstart warbler. She's so cute guys what do i say to her 🥺🪶
A small grey bird with a white breast and yellow sides sits perched on the tip of my finger. The same small bird from the side. You can see the yellow on her sides and tail and the olive across her back and her tiny little eyes.
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 07/11/2024
This little round ball of fluff is a palm warbler. One of the largest warblers around here! Bird looks like a meatball imo 🪶
A small round brown bird perches on my hand.
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Captain Weedlord Bonerchamp @weedlordbonerchamp.hellthread.vet · 24/03/2025
that time @eve6.bsky.social said "weedlord bonerchamp" on stage
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