Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍onion person @junlper.beer · 2hthis is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted 752336393
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Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026the book of notable sandwiches is going to have fifteen illustrations in it and theyre BEAUTIFUL and im so EXCITED 12538
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i think it's weird that the yankees logo is just a pile of sticks. at least make it some letters or something 1571752
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 08/10/2026Tis the season youtu.be/Go1jQRb3TScyoutu.beHappy Halloween From Michael McDonaldYouTube video by Scott Gairdner 58720
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🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍 @cmbckkd.club · 30/09/2026How does this weirdo get his face to look like he’s in a wind tunnel all the time? 000
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Normalize calling your friends "hoss" 811021
🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍 @cmbckkd.club · 25/09/2026I've hired plenty, and I don't care if you bring a rack of ribs to the interview. Bonus points if you ask me to "pull up a chair and get in there". 020
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“It’s readily apparent that Gumby self-sucked and I don’t know why so called ‘scholars’ deny it!” “Sir please quiet down in the library” 061
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m on my knees, my palms and my forehead are touching the floor: PLEASE understand that a story involves a character’s development 2212
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"you're gonna like the way you zoot. i guarantee it" 41603
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026 013013
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 22/09/2026FIRE... BAD.... MILK... GUD... #FrankenBerry 322242
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191513868
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026👷♂️🤝💪👷♀️ 331597
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Truest Meme 224555
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍morticia toastems @toasty.cx · 02/12/2024trans rights or die 614828
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Squidrot @squiddied.bsky.social · 11/09/2026spent 9 hours animating this creature 15496193005
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Your honor it’s true that I made many violent and terrible threats, but I was inside my giant robot mech suit at the time 012322
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life 23107422681
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 12/09/2026PAUL: What's in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. PAUL: {puts his hand in the box of Grape-Nuts™} Oh dear god, the mouthfeel on these things must be TERRIBLE!!!! NOOOOO, AGHHHHHH 98915
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Punisher is Catholic Batman, what the heck are these fellas chatting bout 2141
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Griffin J. Griffin @gendergriffins.bsky.social · 07/09/2026@chucktingle.bsky.social added some inspiration at the cafe’s chalk wall this morning 116617
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I hate to tell you this but marijuana is legal and dorks can’t use computers anymore. The classic American loser is an endangered species 0142
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍🌑 @fell.energy · 01/09/2026dead i am the bong hanging from the dong he cannot be freed tried to fuck the weed 1424854
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 31/08/2026—-HAWKMAN—- 528346
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Imagine if Jack Kirby and Sun Ra had ever teamed up 6624
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Jack Kirby (and Stan Lee) invented the X-Men 1271
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/08/2026 812361006
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Chani: tell me of the dressings of your home world Paul: well you got ranch, buttermilk ranch, peppercorn ranch, balsamic vinaigrette, green goddess, thousand island- Chani: what is this ‘island’ Paul: don’t ever interrupt me 3924122
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper 7164741571
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026classic way 121537334
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/11/2023[barry manilow voice] cobra cobra commanderrrrrrrr 1119843
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 27/07/2026My Cousin Vinny is about the importance of Marisa Tomei believing in you 1348135
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Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 24/07/2026Congrats Hulk Hogan on going a year without saying the N-word 243685856
🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍 @cmbckkd.club · 25/07/2026She Chambers on my Diane until I Sam Malone 020
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 25/07/2026happy peachiversary gang. shake those trees.unpretty.tumblr.comKitty Unprettyon this day in 1953 shirley jackson sent this to an unhappy reader 012831
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Chris Polansky @chrispolansky.bsky.social · 25/07/2026The Google search AI descriptions of these bars were normal until one very much wasn’t 2268
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026*Shuts down laptop.* I think that's enough internet for today. *Picks up phone* Let's see what the pocket-sized internet is doing. 322470385
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Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Afghanistan, April 2004 982571474
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 30/06/2026ME: So they made this musical about you, and it was a huge hit, but it was also kinda the death knell of American democracy? A sort of hip-hop threnody for the Republic. Oh wait, you don't know about rap! It's this-- RESURRECTED ALEXANDER HAMILTON: {not looking up from his kalshi trades} Yeah great 6819112
Reposted by 🐍 Cobra Commander Did Nothing Wrong 🐍Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98! 1054303623597
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"YOU WOULD REPOST A FROG"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreig6qpspouvb3ihfqfefradhz5rtbifwfolbcnosgpp6yeycb65jsy)
![@KyleTrainEmoji
PICARD: Data, shields up
DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage
we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just
prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.
[camera shakes]
WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS
DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to
raise shields, and I didn't](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreiebbdgef7nsycl44muv2c2eqmeh4elzzqy2ocltchfebfnddikgki)
