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Willie Dustice

@fightingbaseball94.bsky.social
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 13h
This mf lookin like Glass Joe in punch-out
Glass Joe in Mike Tyson’s Punch-out getting punched in the face and hitting the trump stance
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How your email finds me
Panel 4 the nuclear radiation symbols are all over and the stick figure is lying on the ground dead.
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There should be a long-term nuclear waste warning on my work email after a long vacation
Proposed pictogram warning of the dangers of buried nuclear waste for the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant. It’s like a four panel comic with panel one depicting a stick figure with a shovel on undisturbed earth. Panel two it has dug a hole. Panel 3 nuclear radiation symbols floating up from the hole the stick figure is making an Edvard Munch “The Scream” face. Panel 4 the nuclear radiation symbols are all over and the stick figure is lying on the ground dead.
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This video but it’s just me finding more elaborate decorative containers for a 30 rack of Busch beer.
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Supping on hearty victuals with the homies
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
First thought was this sounds like shitty Christian pop and turns out the dude was a pastor
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
If you stay up late enough after dinner, you will meet The Three Urges, one for a healthy snack, one for a savory snack, and one for a sweet snack, each one serving a different purpose to calm the mind, body, and spirit. Only those with a warrior’s heart will have the courage to satisfy all three.
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Writing -30- at the end of work slack chats like an old timey newsman
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“It’s readily apparent that Gumby self-sucked and I don’t know why so called ‘scholars’ deny it!” “Sir please quiet down in the library”
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you're either eating gas station roller dawgs with us

or you're eating gas station roller dogs against us
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just ate a big meatball sub and feel the need to lay on a rock in the sun like a snake
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When I go into the replies of one of my friends it’s like flipping over a rock and seeing bugs that are cool and interesting. When I go into the replies of any major news orgs or big “resistance 🌊” posters it’s like flipping over a rock and seeing bugs that are off putting and disconcerting
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran the actor who’s cameo in Red Notice has given us the now-iconic: "Don't you know who I am? I'm Ed Sheeran, bitch!" is also a musician?
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wife smoked a different strain she got from the neighbors last night and came in fist pumping and singing “a-ha, yeah-hey, wanna be my lover” like she was a member of La Bouche
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@dankgdl

ugh…just realized that Stalin moving into berlin caused hitler to self-harm
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Ophelia/Namáririel @alicevintermaid.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
you bolt awake in a cold sweat. it's 1991. you're maclay culkin on the set of home alone 2, you have seen the future and it must not come to pass.
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hope they have text based social media in heaven
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Upon rewatching I, Robot one of the least believable parts is that the company would be named U.S. Robotics and not Fluxality, a Raytheon Company
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One day a.i. will create an image of shrek with titties so voluptuous and supple everyone on earth will abandon human contact and attempt to reproduce with only the shrek image leading to humanity’s extinction. Now are all you a.i. doubters ready to take it seriously?
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 08/09/2026
republicans are a diseased people. their brains are rotted husks that they fill with the cruelty and greed they use to humiliate people below them. they get off on making you suffer. they want to see you grovel. worthless, ugly people. yes, this includes your uncle bob, too
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The correct term for a group of ICE agents is a klan
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me watching this trailer
Tim Robinson in the “Brian’s hat” sketch from ITYSL with the words “don’t do the voice”
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The only correct answer to this is a truly unique city of chaos. The answer is St. Louis
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’ve started writing my wife letters from work containing inane thoughts or not very pressing stories or observations. I also always put a P.S. in the letter containing a question so we can chat about the letter. It’s fun for her to get letters it’s like I’m sending little gifts.
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Mr. Miso Paste, Rockall Irredentist @meatraffle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I scraped a copy off of Vichy Twitter because I hadn't seen it
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Destiny has the face of a hobbit with allegations
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I love when a sink faucet is really short so I’m just banging my knuckles the whole time
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The president has been diagnosed with “VCR ass”
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
President pedo-hitler is diaped up and ready to win the Iran war for the 30th time
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Looks like Sasquatch with a boner is in the background of this picture
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Looks like Sasquatch with a boner is in the background of this picture
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
McRib taste so good when u ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s nasty
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
They finally made divorced guy chow
A box of Larry the Cable Guy lasagna dinner. Larry is on the box pointing at you the consumer and saying “You gotta try it!” Based on the picture of the product on the box you do not, in fact, “gotta try it”
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Minor Mobius @minormobius.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Good lord imagine sending hot wheels down that bad boy
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Archeologists need to quit fooling around and figure out whether or not Neanderthals had big naturals
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Someone who I know doesn’t work on my floor has been coming into our bathroom to take their shits. This unchecked aggression will not stand!
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
AI, meta glasses, and the Trump administration have made pedophiles the big winners our current era
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
AI users always want to talk about their chat bots this the same perversion fantasy football players have about their teams. Hopefully enough of us will tell them we don’t care and they will shut the fuck up
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rust belt city enjoyer @rustbeltenjoyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
repost if you agree!!
A meme that says, a naked Great Lake can get thousands of likes, but how many likes can we get for our rivers, with a photo of downtown St Louis and the Mississippi River from the Illinois shore of the Merchants bridge
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We need to also consider the humor in the possibility of Iran wanting to improve negotiating power through a show of strength shooting down the other plane not knowing the president was on it. Could have been funny.
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Working on a chaos trading card set
From left to right top to bottom:
2001 Topps Enduring Freedom #32 FBI Director Mueller Addresses The Media 

2001 Topps Enduring Freedom #19 Osama Bin Laden: The Suspected Ringleader 

2011 Panini Americana #2 Chris Noth

2015 Topps Allen & Ginter #341 Malala Yousafzai

2013 Topps Allen & Ginter #CC-MK MKULTRA

1990-91 Skybox NBA Hoops #205 Mark Jackson (feat. The Menendez brothers)

1992 Traks #61 Dick Trickle

1992 Pro Set Guinness Book of Records #22 The biggest boomer! (Tsar Pushka)
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Lotta people with hot takes spreading misinformation about the male loneliness epidemic. They’re saying it’s because men don’t form Roman testudos anymore. When in actuality scholars and scientists say the data points to an inability to form Napoleonic infantry squares with the boys.
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Giving my wife the P.I.V. bomb
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
I’m the last guy still using the facebook metaverse and I’m jackin it everywhere
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Lol just watched a cop botch parallel parking. It took you like 10 moves to be over a foot from the curb fuck off
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It’s imperative that we build more data centers for this. Our whole economy needs to be focused on this.
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A late night beer can open your third eye
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
*Tune of Stilettos (Pumps) by Crime Mob 2004* Gardetto’s chips In my mouth
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Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
As my unidentifiable remains are pulled from a destroyed HMMWV another soldier pulls out my dog tags. Cut to a standard military headstone at Arlington Cemetery the religious symbol is a Halo logo, the name is listed as A. Hero Must Rise Believe, and the branch of service is WalMart.
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