EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 1hAnnex Southport and dissolve their homicidal Barney Fife department 043
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 11h🎵I push that Honda Civic/ Shorty she want the diznick She saying killa cam, let me drive the Honda stickshift/ She climbing on the stick shift/ shifting sticks like it’s a picnic/ Bouncing in the Honda like them hoochies at a 90s Freaknik🎵 021
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 12hHe’s going to eat so much McDonald’s in the next month. May he drink grapefruit juice with his Lipitor. Inshallah. 021
Reposted by EricTimeBalkan Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don’t remember saying this 4191
Reposted by EricTimephylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak 441729195
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The overall shittiness of IMPD aside, we have to dissolve all the micro-municipalities and their bullshit police departments. I hope they sue Southport and the Southport Police into insolvency.wthr.com 121
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Look at this AI slop the Markon County Sheriff’s Dept is sending to city employees to market a workshop. Of course the workshop is a side hustle of Sheriff Deputy. Wonder if they get paid twice. 220
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They beheaded Marie Antoinette for less egregious offenses than this 131
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I would let Lisa Gilroy decapitate me with an ice skate 020
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Not sure what piece of shit low bid contractor got hired to redo Canterbury Park, but it’s been a dead site for about 30 days at this point. Glad we had a perfectly fine park with direct greenway access lay fallow all summer because IndyParks can’t write a contract with appropriate deadlines. 031
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I would just do Gandolfini Tony Soprano voice the whole time, and say things like, “Motherfuckin’ Goddamn Orange Peel Beef!” 000
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I want to see tiktok shawties throwing ass to Heavy Metal Drummer NOW 030
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s not the art that the average person rejects, it’s the cost barrier for entry and the pretentious affect and disposition one is expected to evince while attending the event, not to mention the affect and pretension of elitst arts gatekeepers and their Foundation class blood-drinking benefactors. 030
Reposted by EricTimeKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026🎵I was masking in the lesbian bar🎵 0322
Reposted by EricTimeEricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026🎶 Most of those who work forces/Stalk their wives after divorces🎶 07519
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Imagine if we’d known about “Booty Had Me Like” in 1989 @davidjroth.bsky.social 040
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026🎶 Most of those who work forces/Stalk their wives after divorces🎶 07519
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Does the newest Bailen track “Swim!!” lightly appropriate Soccer Mommy’s “Circle The Drain?” Yes. Absolutely. Is that okay when people actually write their own songs as opposed to have AI do it like Stella Lefty? I think so. 110
Reposted by EricTimekatie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i can’t explain it but i finally figured out who gavin newsom makes me think of 2419
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Turned 49 today. They used to say no one has ever been more washed than 49. It used to be the most washed anyone could be. But we can do it, and you really are hearing it. We can get even more washed, can’t we, folks? Big league. 14360
Reposted by EricTimeone dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died 152361328
Reposted by EricTimeActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices 814243716
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Colts playing for the draw, good choice to get a result here. Wouldn’t want to get anywhere near relegation 150
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is the dumbest sport. This is like watching grown men comb a doll’s hair and say it’s athletics. 140
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Shailene Woodley, stuff me into them big ass pants, tie ‘em up, and throw me in a river like a sack o’ rotten potatoes. 030
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Been thinking about Baby Doc Duvalier telling Papa Doc, “I don’t want your laaahfe,” in the James Van Der Beek Varsity Blues voice since I woke up today. 1471
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I will never make a predictive market bet, but if I did, the first one I'd place would be that Trump will announce that he'll make The Purge real if everyone votes Republican in the midterms. 020
Reposted by EricTimeNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is disgusting, imagine forcing a baby to watch the New York Mets. 15103585
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Did @turdguy.bsky.social write the Deadspin post about Keith Hernandez killing a woman? 140
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Given that his two biggest songs mentioned R Kelly, Cosby, and Bob Barker soon before they were all imprisoned, cancelled, or dead, Macklemore just needs to write a song that mentions Netanyahu, Ben-Gvir, Trump, and Kraft ASAP. 1161
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Fuck FUUUCCKKKK. Genuinely think I might not be able to go to the show Thursday. Would hurt my feelings too much. FUCK 040
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is from five years ago but the sentiment still holds. 290
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 14/09/2026They need to play some techno music and do some funky lighting effects to see if Mitch McConnell starts dancing. It’s only then that we’ll be able to know whether he’s been swapped for one of those stupid robots that trips on a step and flails itself to death wearing a skin suit. 030
EricTime @erictime.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Sorry but if Stella Lefty has to (rightly) give a bunch of people ex post facto songwriting credits, then so does fuckin’ Billy Strings’ little ass. 000
