Reposted by Clam_DanielAmbooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I know you can't hurry love, but I do think you can scooch it along. 24117
Reposted by Clam_Danielstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026they should make lunchables for kids too 18333
Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If they had DoorDash for hugs like this, I’d be bankrupt.static.klipy.comCouple's Tender Embrace in Black and WhiteALT: Couple's Tender Embrace in Black and White 020
Reposted by Clam_DanielSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart. 1254101
Reposted by Clam_DanielCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 27/09/2026nurturing random indignation 310454
Reposted by Clam_DanielEnnui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Grief comes out in strange places, like the self-checkout Me, yelling at the machine: THAT'S GREAT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY UNEXPECTED ITEMS MY LIFE HAS HAD 311764316
Reposted by Clam_DanielA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What if the quicksand we were concerned with as kids was a metaphor for the cycles we get ourselves stuck in as adults? 815165
Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What’s it called when you’re wildly OCD but also don’t give a fuck about anything? 0127
Reposted by Clam_DanielDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Never apologize for sounding stupid, you’re surrounded by your peers 09832
Reposted by Clam_DanielSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When all else fails you really have nothing to worry about anymore 010446
Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If she uses white Christmas lights, she won’t do that thing you like. 0114
Reposted by Clam_DanielTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When the magic is leaving but the clocks keep coming you gotta find your magic in clocks. Okay, now what. Now you believe in pulling rabbits out every second you're a rabbit obgyn and saw tiny cigars in half 27852
Reposted by Clam_DanielA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Just give me the damn pie recipe. I don't need a cozy memoir about that one time with your grandma. 7166670
Reposted by Clam_DanielBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 20/09/2026[something good happens] ME: *already planning for the worst possible outcome* this is bullshit 618073
Reposted by Clam_DanielKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually 11996991920
Reposted by Clam_DanielSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 20/09/2026already said 'my bad' we don't have to get the authorities involved 019279
Reposted by Clam_Danielmurphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Today will be slightly manic, a little maniac, and very bouncy. 1167
Reposted by Clam_DanielMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Come over, we can listen to the entire Phil Collins catalog and do some over the clothes stuff. 67530
Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026static.klipy.comJonah Hill Frustrated in Wolf of Wall StreetALT: Jonah Hill Frustrated in Wolf of Wall Street 000
Reposted by Clam_DanielDevi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Everything started going downhill after I stopped cranking that Soulja Boy 54515
Reposted by Clam_DanielBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Looks like I picked the wrong time to unclench my jaw. 101020265
Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026And people are free to disagree with the disagreement. : ) I’m not by any means an AI apologist. My work also depends on creativity and AI threatens that work as well and I haven’t seen any good solutions. 100
Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Removing public support of this woman isn’t ‘advocating for art.’ That would require a much more nuanced scrutiny, and who has time for that? 100
Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Especially when it’s a small business owner doing their and making mistakes (and in some cases, sacrifices) along the way rather than a company or organization whose entire business model is built on this kind of negligence, apathy, abuse, etc. 110
Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026We all reward self-and-other harming shit all the time. That’s not an excuse to fill businesses with what is admittedly AI slop and ignore local talent and resources and so on, but choosing AI as the single high-ground to support or not support a small business is just silly. 030
Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The big idea, I’d think, is not to reject AI but to, as I see it anyway to support art and creativity and not support AI and its effect on people, communities, art, social norms, the environment, global policy, etc. 300
Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026‘Local businesses’ all depend on trash and wastefulness and harmful environmental impact and under-paying workers, and so on. Exactly zero of them produce a net-positive on human and non-human ecologies. Ideally, we’re all doing our best sustainably participating in a fucked up system— 100
Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Canceling someone because they use AI when they could have hired a ‘local artist’ is a crazy, crazy thing. 610
Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comJonah Hill Frustrated in Wolf of Wall StreetALT: Jonah Hill Frustrated in Wolf of Wall Street 000
Clam_Daniel @clamdaniel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’d look up what happened but the Supreme Court just blocked Trump’s mail-in ballot bullshit and I want to end the day on a high note. 030
Reposted by Clam_DanielTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I was all set to go to art school until some discouraging book school said they make you draw a perfect artist. I could not do it so I drew book school being able to. Nice double school, book ass 47642
Reposted by Clam_DanielBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’ve started calmly answering stupid questions with understanding in my eyes because fuck it 410747
Reposted by Clam_DanielSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 28/03/2026the unblemished truth of a seemingly endless sky 03421
Reposted by Clam_DanielA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Give me the cheap dirty whore olive oil. I can't swing for the extra virgin this week. 2020576
Reposted by Clam_DanielNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Fold my phone into pieces This is my last resort 18216
Reposted by Clam_DanielMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 10/09/2026All visible objects, man, are but as pasteboard masks. 18414
Reposted by Clam_Danielandy 🅱️ @bugay.bsky.social · 08/03/2025buying some placebos on the dim web 06020
Reposted by Clam_DanielThe Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Yeah. Right after I regained consciousness. 094
Reposted by Clam_Danielgeekysteven @geekysteven.com · 16/05/2026Let the free market decide who I can hunt for sport 711538
Reposted by Clam_DanielTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The songs you sing at night for sleep are just lulling our surroundings, meanwhile I am singing like hell to get them all wound up so we can party. Is this what it means, are we "rockin in the free surroundings" 37352
Reposted by Clam_DanielA.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I have this fantasy where I eat a grilled cheese sandwich without interruption. 825388