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Tycer

@cjones-author.bsky.social
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She/her I love terrible puns, romantacy, and cats.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20h
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to grow up to a bunch of ketamine fueled psychos ruling the world with unlimited power
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Tycer @cjones-author.bsky.social · 7h
Why are we not funding this??
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16h
could a depressed person do this? *posts again*
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 14h
Today I dropped a carton of eggs but in the grand scheme of things, it just dozen matter.
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Tycer @cjones-author.bsky.social · 7h
I went to hospital today because I was struggling to breathe and swallow. I was told I had a virus and had to wait it out. Me: anything I can do to make breathing easier? Them: not really. Gee thanks
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I forgot to snap the tongs before I barbecued once and my whole family got sick for a week
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I usually don't angry post but,
a post with reflectors that look like angry eyes
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 22h
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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 14h
And for the lady, nothing that spikes her cortisol
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16h
less slut shaming, more slut shaman
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Jo 🦇🕸🕷 @notquiteadelight.bsky.social · 20h
Looking for the fuse on this bathbomb
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 18h
My friend says I'm getting fat, but in my defense... I've had a lot on my plate recently.
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Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Exercising my demons by bringing them to the demon park where they can play with your demons
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 11h
I've been researching colanders all day, and I feel strained.
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#AmIsraelChai🇮🇱 @oreo59.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The older I get, the stayer I home
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꯱ׁׅ֒ɑׁׅꭈׁׅɑׁׅhׁׅ @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
do i really miss the 90s or do i just miss having hope for a better future?
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whoever created forklifts dramatically overestimated the weight of forks
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*flicks cigarette* yeah i know the muffin man
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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't want to create content I want to be a cat napping in a patch of sunlight
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Truth 👇
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Prescription strength cheesecake
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Actors may not want to weigh in on politics but I assure you politics will be weighing in on the entertainment industry
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My coworker announced her pregnancy with some cookies from a local bakery. Today she announced the baby’s gender with some cookies from a local bakery. I am wondering what else we can find out about this baby because this is going well. 
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*mouthful of LSD I have hope for the future.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok, that’s pretty brilliant. Makes total sense.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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💙Christine Slemmer💙 @slem63.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Bob @psychobob4q2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Tycer @cjones-author.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*sigh* had to use the phrase "when my ex was starving me" in therapy today. This shit is unfair.
An image with the quote: When an abuse victim says "it wasn't much" they are about to start telling you some of the most disturbing shit ever.
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Beca Dreadful 🖤🌙 @becadreads.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Am I in the middle of three books? Yes. Do I have the urge to start a new one? Also yes 😭
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this 👇
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
4% are sitting congressmen and SCOTUS justices.
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Tycer @cjones-author.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wrote checks my butt can't cash. We're only up to 28up and it's 10pm. I won't be able to stay up all night. :( #upmarathon
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Tycer @cjones-author.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think I've lost the motivation to continue. They get a bit...annoying from here on.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hot singles in your area want to sacrifice you to Zuul
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Act like a normal human being? Where’s the fun in that?
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you remember, on Twitter, when people would buy followers? Does anybody know if there is a Bluesky store?
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Tycer @cjones-author.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Charles asking a fair question, John shuts him down. #upmarathon
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Tycer @cjones-author.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Enjoying all the kids saying "what is the point of this show". #upmarathon
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Tycer @cjones-author.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Interviewer: Do you want to be a farmer? Nicholas: *without a second's hesitation* no! #upmarathon
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Tycer @cjones-author.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Disney is the opposite of porn
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Tycer @cjones-author.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ambitious for fame and political power. #upmarathon
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Tycer @cjones-author.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah yes, dog getting a rabbit. #upmarathon
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Tycer @cjones-author.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tv is corrupting me - Bruce showing hints to his future. #upmarathon
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Tycer @cjones-author.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All these fourteen year olds look so uncomfortable. #upmarathon
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Tycer @cjones-author.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Neil starting to show signs of anxiety. #upmarathon
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