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cta @chicagocta.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
follow us for more relationship advice 👍
If your girl...
-Travels all over the city with you
-picks you up
-opens the door for you
That's not your girl
that's a bus
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
what an asshole
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cjhynes09.bsky.social @cjhynes09.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No Tricks Just Treats Sales Event @akobren.bsky.social
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cjhynes09.bsky.social @cjhynes09.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Harmlessly riding a scooter down the street when a child points at me and yells "GROWN MAN!!" I'm so ashamed and I don't know why
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will never respect Bibberty. I would throw him into a wood chipper without a second thought.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
I still think splitting the atom is the more significant scientific achievement but it's a little odd inventing a protein bar that doesn't taste horrible is taking a lot longer
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 27/09/2026
I also saw a guy returning a Halloween skeleton. If you’re not prepared please don’t adopt. Relinquishment and rehoming are traumatic for your pet
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cjhynes09.bsky.social @cjhynes09.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Running back from the wetzels pretzels next door
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Lee West @whodat35.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two Minnesota solar farms turned the ground beneath their panels into habitat, and native bee abundance rose more than 20-fold www.ecoticias.com/en/two-minne...
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Two Minnesota solar farms turned the ground beneath their panels into habitat, and native bee abundance rose more than 20-fold
Minnesota solar farms planted with native flowers saw native bees rise 20-fold, with bees also pollinating nearby soybean fields.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026
(extreme Chris Cornell voice) asshole son
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
PHILLY MEAT HEIST
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In my professional opinion, the Protect College Sports Act is bad, actually, and I hope it doesn't pass. www.extrapointsmb.com/p/the-protec...
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The Protect College Sports Act is a bad bill, and I hope it doesn't become law
In my professional judgement, this legislation will not do the things its advocates say it will.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People are talking shit but this is a good loadout for most races. Light weight, decent speed, and good maneuverability.
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Harry Lyles Jr. @harrylylesjr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good morning, and happy college football Saturday
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Tommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...
"I think that we have the ability to do something that the rest of our culture is yearning for, which is make people who are too rich to care about anything resembling the public interest worry that maybe they need to tell us the truth."
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Richard Whittall @rwhittall.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Richard Kind
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Trying to read the toppings options at a beach boardwalk ice cream joint, but I didn’t bring my glasses and I’ve had seven Mich Ultras.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AI DATACENTER?
I'D RATHER BE AT THE GAY GUY
DATING CENTER
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 08/08/2026
I feel this very strongly
Winnie the Pooh meme where he’s normal at “Orange” and in a tux looking cool at “Blood Orange”
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 07/08/2026
logging on:
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cjhynes09.bsky.social @cjhynes09.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
ALEX
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cjhynes09.bsky.social @cjhynes09.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
In any order
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“E. A. Sports. … It’s In The Red.”™️
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Cookie Monster's Take Me Out To The Ballgame
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Cookie Monster is in the booth with Boog at Wrigley, will be singing Take Me Out (to the ballgame, not the Franz Ferdinand song, unfortunately) in the 7th
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
my neighborhood 7-11 closed a couple years ago and tried to reopen but couldn’t get the permit approved because there’s a preschool next door and 7-11s sell alcohol (the previous permit was grandfathered in). i saw a fence going up around the lot recently and looked up what was moving in: a gun shop
gun shop next door to a preschool
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026
Chicagoans Over 25 Urged To Shelter In Place Until Lollapalooza Over
Chicagoans Over 25 Urged To Shelter In Place Until Lollapalooza Over
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It's one thing to honor the sacrifice of fallen service members. And it's common rhetoric to declare that they died for a worthy cause. It's the Platonic ideal of malignant narcissism to just stand there shamelessly and put words into their dead mouths.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If you guys were any funnier, well that'd be great
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Tucker Jones @tuckerjones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy"
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Hahaha, Kermit, that's hilarious, that really is. But have you seen The Odyssey yet? You really should. Take the whole gang, take Pig, take Bear. If you can see it in IMAX 70mm, you should, but anyway you see it, it's a great time at the theater."
Tom Cruise doing one of those Tom Cruise laughs while talking to his close personal friend, Kermit the Frog, at the World Cup.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
this is the best concert featuring Madonna, the Muppets, BTS, and Shakira sponsored by Topps that I've ever seen
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Jules Boykoff @julesboykoff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
For the record!…via @rodger.bsky.social
Screenshot of an image from Roger Sherman that reads “important sports statistic from this newsletter Shakira World Cup appearances in the last 20 years for Italy World Cup appearances in the last 20 years three”
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Adam Whittaker Spookily @snaves.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Gerard Pique you fucked up so bad
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is you in meta’s pervert glasses
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Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
Jackass drinking horse sperm
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 15/07/2026
A cybertruck partially submerged in a lake. The image is labeled "pausa de hidratación."
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 12/07/2026
Stockton Rush inside the Titan Submersible showing off the Xbox controller with the pausa de hidratación logo
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
All across England they are afraid to jinx it but they're inching toward the kitchen, getting ready to celebrate with one of the seven completely different things they call pudding
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James McLeod @jamespmcleod.ca · 14/07/2026
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
mandatory reading
"SAM NEILL
- If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it?
- It's got to be big! No slipping something into someone's drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast..."
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
(Greatest soccer game you’ve ever seen) ANNOUNCER (sheepishly) ……… and remember to tune into World Cup tonight with James Corden……… he’s got Sophie Cunningham tonight
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
just turned on a baseball game and saw that mitch mcconnell is batting seventh for the rockies. what the fuck are you doing man
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Becky Hammer @beckyhammer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Barack Obama drinking a beer pausa de hidratación
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
are there any US fans pretending this is legit, kinda feels like the two lanes I'm seeing are "I am bummed that my team is benefiting from this corruption" and "I like that my team is benefiting from this corruption"
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
he's simply not ruining it for me. Not letting him and you can too :)
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
WELCOME TO CONCACAF PEOPLE SOME OF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS I LIVE IT EVERY DAY
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